When you clean out the vaccum cleaner, you become the vaccum cleaner
AisuruHiro AisuruHiro
26 mar
When you clean out the vaccum cleaner, you become the vaccum cleaner
your honor,
EAT ass, you lick buttholes
we just aint the same
mada with
your honor, EAT ass, you lick buttholes we just aint the same mada with
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
Calf Calf
15 apr
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
YOU MAY BE HIGH
BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE JOHNNY CASH EATING CAKE IN A BUSH HIGH
SpeedyG187 SpeedyG187
1 dec 2020
YOU MAY BE HIGH BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE JOHNNY CASH EATING CAKE IN A BUSH HIGH
They're too cute. I never thought I was a cat
person til we got these little ones. - They're too cute. I never thought I was a cat person til we got these little ones.
MrFatCat MrFatCat
29 sep 2020
They're too cute. I never thought I was a cat person til we got these little ones. - They're too cute. I never thought I was a cat person til we got these little ones.
instead of dine in \
SwiftUI SwiftUI
16 oct 2020
instead of dine in \
Scarlett Johansson will be Morticia
Addams in the new "The Addams Family
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
30 sep 2020
Scarlett Johansson will be Morticia Addams in the new "The Addams Family
1 KNOW NO ONE CARES BUT THIS IS MY DOG ROSCOE, HE TURN 11 TODAY
OfficalBreadBoy OfficalBreadBoy
24 sep 2020
1 KNOW NO ONE CARES BUT THIS IS MY DOG ROSCOE, HE TURN 11 TODAY
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely.
Me 2 days later:
ChUcky16 ChUcky16
17 mar
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely. Me 2 days later:
When you bring her a Plan B and she swallow it with a Four Loko
CrazyCoats CrazyCoats
30 oct 2020
When you bring her a Plan B and she swallow it with a Four Loko
*Random vaguely famous Musician dies*
People on the internet who previously hadn't heard about them-
*Random vaguely famous Musician dies* People on the internet who previously hadn't heard about them-
MY BROTHER'S HALLOWEEN COSTUME...
hg le
voyailage eglal a
Aysl Aysl
25 sep 2020
MY BROTHER'S HALLOWEEN COSTUME... hg le voyailage eglal a
ALL FOOD MUST GO
TO THE LAB FOR TESTING
Trilose
14 apr
ALL FOOD MUST GO TO THE LAB FOR TESTING
Me googling boss mechanics mid fight while the party suffers
INTERESTING.
Me googling boss mechanics mid fight while the party suffers INTERESTING.
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG'S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIL AND HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT'S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
29 sep 2020
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG'S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIL AND HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT'S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
That one friend who doesn't
touch his popcorn and drink before the movie starts.
He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
Realvision Realvision
30 mar
That one friend who doesn't touch his popcorn and drink before the movie starts. He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
weareallportionsforfoxes:
Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
Trifid Trifid
26 sep 2020
weareallportionsforfoxes: Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
Vegetables: We need to be stored in special conditions; with ideal humidity and temperature
Potatoes:
Vegetables: We need to be stored in special conditions; with ideal humidity and temperature Potatoes:
This man is living the dream. Relaxing with a hot companion while getting a nice cold beer. Too bad that is is all a dream. It could be a real if it was not for that damn Godzilla.
grandmasbootycheeks4 grandmasbootycheeks4
19 dec 2020
This man is living the dream. Relaxing with a hot companion while getting a nice cold beer. Too bad that is is all a dream. It could be a real if it was not for that damn Godzilla.
WHEN YOU SEE A MEME SO STUPID
IT MAKES YOUR FACE HURT
KingPeasant KingPeasant
21 sep 2020
WHEN YOU SEE A MEME SO STUPID IT MAKES YOUR FACE HURT