When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed
sts.tumbr.cors
Cats Cats
28 sep 2020
When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed sts.tumbr.cors
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
don't have such weaknesses
LordRevan LordRevan
26 sep 2020
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. don't have such weaknesses
JUST IN:
Multiple actresses accuse Keanu Reeves of extremely appropriate behavior.
JUST IN: Multiple actresses accuse Keanu Reeves of extremely appropriate behavior.
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Somebody's daughter:
EdDboi5 EdDboi5
18 may
Netflix: Are you still watching? Somebody's daughter:
When life decides to bring a mob but you're to numb to care
You piece
drink
help
life
Nobody worrying Why about why 4
likes you everything in space is round?:
Bipolar,
JSpooksmemes JSpooksmemes
25 sep 2020
When life decides to bring a mob but you're to numb to care You piece drink help life Nobody worrying Why about why 4 likes you everything in space is round?: Bipolar,
When a 6 foot tall African Slave landed in japan,he stuck Out Like a sore thumb.People lost all modesty and nearly caused a stampede trying to get a closer look.Such a sight was so foreign in Kyoto.He was one of the First Africans to arrive on the Island_that a powerful japanese Warlord ordered him to remove his clothes while a flock of servants tried to scrub
"The black ink' his skin.He was the world's First
Black samurai ~ Odada
TheSadWhiteCrayon
24 sep 2020
When a 6 foot tall African Slave landed in japan,he stuck Out Like a sore thumb.People lost all modesty and nearly caused a stampede trying to get a closer look.Such a sight was so foreign in Kyoto.He was one of the First Africans to arrive on the Island_that a powerful japanese Warlord ordered him to remove his clothes while a flock of servants tried to scrub "The black ink' his skin.He was the world's First Black samurai ~ Odada
"A cringe man will always
think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self."
RS
Lao Tzu
"A cringe man will always think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self." RS Lao Tzu
Him: You've got a smart mouth, what else can those lips do?
Me:
Tabby Tabby
26 mar
Him: You've got a smart mouth, what else can those lips do? Me:
Know the difference
It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here's a post to help you remember
Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings
Wwern: 2 legs, 2 wings
Drake: 4 legs, flightless
wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly
Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered
William
Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body
Dragon's are not Wyvern's end of story. - Dragon’s are not Wyvern’s end of story.
XxTheMan18xx XxTheMan18xx
23 sep 2020
Know the difference It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here's a post to help you remember Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings Wwern: 2 legs, 2 wings Drake: 4 legs, flightless wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered William Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body Dragon's are not Wyvern's end of story. - Dragon’s are not Wyvern’s end of story.
Ace_1 Ace_1
27 sep 2020
© Based on: puppy_love_humans
So I invaded my dog's personal space nd well...'
I'm confused by this Halloween shirt. Should
I still be pretending to look at her eyes or can
I stare at her boobs now?
@DarthBoner.iFunny
DarthBoner DarthBoner
18 sep 2020
I'm confused by this Halloween shirt. Should I still be pretending to look at her eyes or can I stare at her boobs now? @DarthBoner.iFunny
What a beautiful smile!
romanLeagueOfMemes romanLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
What a beautiful smile!
So... bought a facemask headwrap thing from walmart.
As sit here looking like a giant uncircumcised penis, I am regretting my purchase.
OfficialJohnnyFK OfficialJohnnyFK
18 jan 2021
So... bought a facemask headwrap thing from walmart. As sit here looking like a giant uncircumcised penis, I am regretting my purchase.
merlins-superwholock: one-superwholock-to-rule-em-all; audreyii-fic:
where
Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time
Lord
*blames himself to get himseif out of trouble*
with himself
DoctorPines DoctorPines
24 aug 2020
merlins-superwholock: one-superwholock-to-rule-em-all; audreyii-fic: where Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time Lord *blames himself to get himseif out of trouble* with himself
"Bruh, wanna see a picture of me in active addiction?"
GE
TravieC TravieC
13 jan 2021
"Bruh, wanna see a picture of me in active addiction?" GE
Trying to drive through an area noted for being our greatest strength.
AntiNoonMeatball AntiNoonMeatball
1 may
Trying to drive through an area noted for being our greatest strength.
Food on Ubereats $21.48
Delivery Fee $0.99
Tip $3
Total $98.49
Brother
nick_11B nick_11B
2 jun
Food on Ubereats $21.48 Delivery Fee $0.99 Tip $3 Total $98.49 Brother
Does anyone else feel troubled by the fact that the name of next year is literally 2020 won?
Does anyone else feel troubled by the fact that the name of next year is literally 2020 won?
Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile. - Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile.
NorgenNaviSuil NorgenNaviSuil
21 sep 2020
Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile. - Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile.
He's proba
thinking absut other dogs.
What was Scar's name before he got the scar?
ErosOne ErosOne
22 sep 2020
He's proba thinking absut other dogs. What was Scar's name before he got the scar?
DOGS
2020*
@ECAUSE HUMANS
ismellwaffles ismellwaffles
24 sep 2020
DOGS 2020* @ECAUSE HUMANS