When you can't find a mask to get into Walmart,
so you get creative and become a Superhero.
I introduce you all to Captain Budget I SAVE AND I SPEND, BUT I SAVE WAY
MORE THAN I SPEND
When you can't find a mask to get into Walmart, so you get creative and become a Superhero. I introduce you all to Captain Budget I SAVE AND I SPEND, BUT I SAVE WAY MORE THAN I SPEND
Her: You wanna go upstairs?
Me: Sure...
Her: Do you have protection?
Me: W-why, what's up there?
ag
2old2meme 2old2meme
15 nov 2020
Her: You wanna go upstairs? Me: Sure... Her: Do you have protection? Me: W-why, what's up there? ag
When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
Porno Porno
27 jan
When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
Be careful what you wish for!
deadly_idkwhattona deadly_idkwhattona
18 feb
Be careful what you wish for!
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?
shat
beanstalkofsins
Dont call it that please
A shitten.
RufustheStufus RufustheStufus
22 sep 2020
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep? shat beanstalkofsins Dont call it that please A shitten.
Replying to @elonmusk
You are my hero, Elon.
Magoth Magoth
13 mar
Replying to @elonmusk You are my hero, Elon.
*Wild animals just tryna bang*
National Geographic:
Franzy Franzy
10 jun
*Wild animals just tryna bang* National Geographic:
She always gets the right answer!
overdue_b1rb_memes overdue_b1rb_memes
28 may
She always gets the right answer!
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
When you bring her a Plan B and she swallow it with a Four Loko
CrazyCoats CrazyCoats
30 oct 2020
When you bring her a Plan B and she swallow it with a Four Loko
think my cat is trying to summon a demon
Skywood416 Skywood416
24 sep 2020
think my cat is trying to summon a demon
Me, buying stocks with zero fore knowledge because I heard we were bullying someone
Me, buying stocks with zero fore knowledge because I heard we were bullying someone
me: wants dog
me: gets dog
me and dog:
Samy Samy
25 sep 2020
me: wants dog me: gets dog me and dog:
IDENTIFYING
WOOD
ACCURATE RESULTS WITH SIMPLE TOOLS R. Bruce Hoadl
YEP, IT'S WOOD
IDENTIFYING WOOD ACCURATE RESULTS WITH SIMPLE TOOLS R. Bruce Hoadl YEP, IT'S WOOD
When she likes sitting on our face but also has emmroids real bad...
When she likes sitting on our face but also has emmroids real bad...
Remember to be thankful for
NS
what you have. This poor woman can only afford a shirt that partly covers her. Be thankful!
earlyUnbreakingiv2 earlyUnbreakingiv2
17 dec 2020
Remember to be thankful for NS what you have. This poor woman can only afford a shirt that partly covers her. Be thankful!
So... bought a facemask headwrap thing from walmart.
As sit here looking like a giant uncircumcised penis, I am regretting my purchase.
OfficialJohnnyFK OfficialJohnnyFK
18 jan 2021
So... bought a facemask headwrap thing from walmart. As sit here looking like a giant uncircumcised penis, I am regretting my purchase.
When a tall bish is riding you and you can't reach her titties.
jbmack_920 jbmack_920
24 apr
When a tall bish is riding you and you can't reach her titties.
One day the cassette got mangled in the machine and sounded all slow and depressing, and was like, "Can we do that, but on purpose?"
EdgarAllenPoe EdgarAllenPoe
14 dec 2020
One day the cassette got mangled in the machine and sounded all slow and depressing, and was like, "Can we do that, but on purpose?"