• When you call Dad a motherfucker and he calls you a son of a bitch
then you both hear "EXCUSE ME?" from the next room.
*Dad
Run. As fast as you can.
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    • If I called my dad a mother fucker he would say "I certainly am, and then put my head through a wall.
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    • The mom:
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    • Where my Lost World boys at?
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    • "BoLD Of YOu To aSsuME I HAvE a fATher"
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    • All the kid said was that the dad bangs the mom, the dad's the one calling her names
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    • My mom called me that once
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    • The mom
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    • bold of you to assume I have a father
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    • I've only ever called my dad a motherfucker one time. I was like 10 years old and he chased me with a leaf and I thought it was a spider.
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    • Holy shit, is that a mother fucking "lost world" reference?!
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    • Honestly, OP missed his shot by not saying "Mommy's very angry." But, you know, I appreciate the reference nonetheless. 🙂
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    • Am I the only one who likes all 3 movies?
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    • This movie is underrated
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    • Lost world is amazing. I think the movies were good sequels to each other and the books. Like LW book is phenomenal.
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    • Yo where the comments at on all these features
      kibski 5 sep
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    • Its worse when your mom calls you the son of a bitch
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    • Me son is a shit talker, I tell him all the time that I fucked his mom
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    • You can't run from raptors depending on how big the distance between you, and your objective. And how big the distance is from you, to the raptors.
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    • Sarah and kelly:but what if i dont want to
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    • Plot twist: you're an only child, and you don't have a mom.
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    • My dad would just beat my ass
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    • Lol, the last time I called my dad a mother fucker, I... Ugh... Umm, I don't remember much of what happened after that...
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    • Id be executed by myself and entire family for using that language. Might hear a few chuckles b4 I pass on
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    • The mom:
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    • Hey, my birthday is in 1 day. Feels bad thinking that birthdays aren’t as awesome as I was a kid
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    • "Must go faster"
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    • Lol if i was a mom id probably just say “which one of you idiots called me first”
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    • Oof
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    • If I had ever called my dad that I wouldn't be here to talk about it!
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    • Why is it that when there’s a reaction image in the meme it’s stupid but if there’s a reaction image in the comments it’s funny
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    • My dad would beat my ass if I called him a motherfucker
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    • Why haven't I noticed "son of a bitch" before
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    • Mommy is very angry
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    • My dad snapped my sisters phone in half (literally) when she called him a dick... so... lesson learned
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    • Damn. I guess us kids without dads don’t get this joke
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    • What kind of simp shit is this
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    • Ngl this actually made me laugh
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    • You people just cuss Infront of your parents huh.
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    • Why is your mom an mma fighter? Tf she gonna do?
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    • What kinda dad letting his kid call him a mother fucker
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    • "Must move faster!"
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    • Lost World is a great action film, one of my all time favorites
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    • “The worst she can do is ground me now RUN”
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    • it took me a little while to figure out the mother fucker part 👁👄👁
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    • They were both technically right
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    • Motherfkr implies that the person in question has had sex with their own mother not the mother of their children.
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    • Haha
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    • Lost World gang
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    • I keep telling my wife that I can't wait until I get her pregnant so I can be immune to being called a motherfucker...
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    • Nah women are weak just beat them
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    • The Lost World: Jurassic Park doesn't deserve the hate it gets.
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    • The Lost World Jurassic Park was a good movie... don’t @ me!
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    • Pleaaaase bring bck old Jurassic Park Memes
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    • Underrated movie
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    • If I was the mom I would’ve said yall some dead motherfuckers
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    • super funny currently lmaoing my ass off
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    • I just watched all of the JP movies, they were pretty good
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    • Well... the son is right...
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    • I'm watching this on Netflix now. I cant belive how many memes are from this movie.
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    • Me and my dad have the type of relationship where we can insult each other and it’s completely okay cause we do it out of love
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