When you broke AF and find out they put dollars in the eggs.
@comfysweaters
When you broke AF and find out they put dollars in the eggs. @comfysweaters
if you ever feel like shit, just remember
Courteney Cox's hair in Scream 3
Courtenay
wow, what the fuck
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
16 nov 2020
if you ever feel like shit, just remember Courteney Cox's hair in Scream 3 Courtenay wow, what the fuck
"mans best friend".
..but a cat
will never tell the police where your drugs are.,
Dogs might be
LaughMask LaughMask
23 sep 2020
"mans best friend". ..but a cat will never tell the police where your drugs are., Dogs might be
When the teacher already yelled I at you and your classmate but then the joke kicks a second time
Kenzie_OP Kenzie_OP
12 mar
When the teacher already yelled I at you and your classmate but then the joke kicks a second time
WHEN YOU'VE HAD 3 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND YOU'VE GOT ONLY ONE THING ON YOUR MIND..
Belvedier0609 Belvedier0609
16 apr
WHEN YOU'VE HAD 3 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND YOU'VE GOT ONLY ONE THING ON YOUR MIND..
fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but ask yourself, when has she left it up for you? know. your. worth.
JcUnwrittenTTV JcUnwrittenTTV
25 oct 2020
fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but ask yourself, when has she left it up for you? know. your. worth.
WILL FIND THE CENTER IN YOU
ea
WILL CHEW IT UP AND LEAVE
PsychoBilly46 PsychoBilly46
30 oct 2020
WILL FIND THE CENTER IN YOU ea WILL CHEW IT UP AND LEAVE
One day the cassette got mangled in the machine and sounded all slow and depressing, and was like, "Can we do that, but on purpose?"
EdgarAllenPoe EdgarAllenPoe
14 dec 2020
One day the cassette got mangled in the machine and sounded all slow and depressing, and was like, "Can we do that, but on purpose?"
Hospital worker arrested for using a dead patient's debit card to buy snacks just 17 minutes after the patient passed away!
RSV
You're not you when you're hungry
YRRAH YRRAH
22 jun
Hospital worker arrested for using a dead patient's debit card to buy snacks just 17 minutes after the patient passed away! RSV You're not you when you're hungry
*Drops Phone*
Me: "Please don't be cracked"
Phone:
FF
HighBalls HighBalls
9 jan 2021
*Drops Phone* Me: "Please don't be cracked" Phone: FF
@Sorah Andersen
KatDuncan KatDuncan
23 sep 2020
@Sorah Andersen
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too.
- Clit Eastwood
Andrew_fitz78 Andrew_fitz78
17 mar
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too. - Clit Eastwood
*hits blunt*
Do schizophrenic deaf people hear voices or see hands
ME
Howto360 Howto360
3 dec 2020
*hits blunt* Do schizophrenic deaf people hear voices or see hands ME
Googled cool gaming mouse and I found this
Death2AllFurries Death2AllFurries
8 aug 2020
Googled cool gaming mouse and I found this
Adam
@adamthealright
Is this too much to ask for?
Adam @adamthealright Is this too much to ask for?