When you ask your crush for a pussy pic and she sends a pitcture of her cat
"er, > Oe
A\
ACCEPTABLE
eyes eyes
21 sep 2020
When you ask your crush for a pussy pic and she sends a pitcture of her cat "er, > Oe A\ ACCEPTABLE
What keeps me awake at night:
Knowing it's been 20 years and
Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out
god_of_fastfood god_of_fastfood
23 sep 2020
What keeps me awake at night: Knowing it's been 20 years and Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out
Experience the beauty of
ALDER AN
BY MOONLIGHT
Alderaan Travel Poster - Alderaan Travel Poster
JustCoolStuff JustCoolStuff
28 sep 2020
Experience the beauty of ALDER AN BY MOONLIGHT Alderaan Travel Poster - Alderaan Travel Poster
Just in case you forgot why there is a three day weekend coming up.
Just in case you forgot why there is a three day weekend coming up.
This woman will put bees in your office
can we stop her or is it just happening no matter what
Doctor_shrek Doctor_shrek
12 may
This woman will put bees in your office can we stop her or is it just happening no matter what
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?"
Me: "Whatever she wishes"
ElMundo ElMundo
24 sep 2020
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?" Me: "Whatever she wishes"
If this lucky photo reaches your timeline, everything will be ok
If this lucky photo reaches your timeline, everything will be ok
When you haven't seen an "Epstein didn't kill himself' meme in a while
atnez
24 sep 2020
When you haven't seen an "Epstein didn't kill himself' meme in a while
Her: "I'm not cute."
Also her:
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
27 sep 2020
Her: "I'm not cute." Also her:
WE8K IN Jalll tO Cancel your stuaent loans?"
Me:
CarsonArnold CarsonArnold
22 jun
WE8K IN Jalll tO Cancel your stuaent loans?" Me:
*spends an entire week studying*
My brain during the test:
dreadigon dreadigon
22 sep 2020
*spends an entire week studying* My brain during the test:
No one -
Every music video
of the
No one - Every music video of the
EASY STEP BY STEP GENERAL TSO CHICKEN!
FOLLOW ME FOR MORE RECIPES...
weregrouch weregrouch
20 sep 2020
EASY STEP BY STEP GENERAL TSO CHICKEN! FOLLOW ME FOR MORE RECIPES...
Size doesn't matter, unless you're talking about what's underneath it all. Your heart!
hardWarthunder hardWarthunder
23 jun
Size doesn't matter, unless you're talking about what's underneath it all. Your heart!
When you fall over on a trampoline and no one stops bouncing
I'm fighting for my fucking lite
Cocorulez Cocorulez
4 nov 2020
When you fall over on a trampoline and no one stops bouncing I'm fighting for my fucking lite
When you're with bae and they start smiling at their phone.
"Excuse me, but your happiness is sitting right here."
Valyrison Valyrison
28 oct 2020
When you're with bae and they start smiling at their phone. "Excuse me, but your happiness is sitting right here."
Jesus is here to give you strength during NNN
Be strong my child.
thelastairbenderp thelastairbenderp
5 nov 2020
Jesus is here to give you strength during NNN Be strong my child.
2005 Paul Rudd had a picture of 2018
Paul Rudd on his tee shirt. Hence proved that he's a time traveller which is why he never ages
DarkWeirdo88 DarkWeirdo88
7 jan 2021
2005 Paul Rudd had a picture of 2018 Paul Rudd on his tee shirt. Hence proved that he's a time traveller which is why he never ages
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
Scarredfoxx Scarredfoxx
24 oct 2020
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?