When you are single and told there are plenty of fish in the sea. These are the fish.
Lost1 Lost1
14 sep 2020
When you are single and told there are plenty of fish in the sea. These are the fish.
Be like the sloth. Take things slow & good things will come to you. Grab life by the heart.
lilepicmemeon lilepicmemeon
23 oct 2020
Be like the sloth. Take things slow & good things will come to you. Grab life by the heart.
"Y'all broke up?"
Nah, she broke. I'm Up.
TimmyTheStreamer TimmyTheStreamer
16 oct 2020
"Y'all broke up?" Nah, she broke. I'm Up.
The whole class: "Ugh, you should shave that weird moustache off"
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That one kid:
No. don't th. " I will
PlantedCorgo PlantedCorgo
30 oct 2020
The whole class: "Ugh, you should shave that weird moustache off" we That one kid: No. don't th. " I will
When you're playing with a sniper and you need to aim on the head of the enemy from 900m distance
if
When you're playing with a sniper and you need to aim on the head of the enemy from 900m distance if
When it's career day and your mom shows up with a webcam and a laptop
When it's career day and your mom shows up with a webcam and a laptop
This how women aim when they looking for a good man
ZeroTwo___ ZeroTwo___
9 feb
This how women aim when they looking for a good man
Me returning to my bedroom after spending all day in the living room
Os 5.810 378 opmerkingen 799 keer gedeeld
Vind ik leuk Opmerking pleat... Delen
& Bold to assume I left my bedroom
Conc3ept Conc3ept
18 nov 2020
Me returning to my bedroom after spending all day in the living room Os 5.810 378 opmerkingen 799 keer gedeeld Vind ik leuk Opmerking pleat... Delen & Bold to assume I left my bedroom
Her: Do you have protection?
PREMIUM LATED CONDOMS
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Her: Do you have protection? PREMIUM LATED CONDOMS Ge cONDOMS WENAININ , YC MAGNUM DONG FOR YOUR MAGNL MM DC
worksforwhiskey:
No don't know anything about that
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
26 sep 2020
worksforwhiskey: No don't know anything about that
5. Write a question, using why.
Good guestion.
5. Write a question, using why. Good guestion.
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
Funnydudehaha
22 feb
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
Me walking into the adult toy store and not seeing a single action figure
Arthurfleck88 Arthurfleck88
26 apr
Me walking into the adult toy store and not seeing a single action figure
some sick fuck unfollowed me for posting pictures of my dog i don't miss you at all
mortheta Follow
terukis
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maybe now they'll refolllow
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YOU ERASED MY FUCKING mortheta Follow
DOG?
some sick fuck unfollowed me for posting pictures of my dog i don't miss you at all mortheta Follow terukis Follow maybe now they'll refolllow Follow YOU ERASED MY FUCKING mortheta Follow DOG?
WEAKEST MAN IN BULGARIA
fed_poster fed_poster
22 jun
WEAKEST MAN IN BULGARIA
Wanda: Possibly the strongest character in the MCU.
Vision: Vibranium android worthy of wielding Mjalnir.
Pietro:
I'm fast. I'm very fast.
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
18 feb
Wanda: Possibly the strongest character in the MCU. Vision: Vibranium android worthy of wielding Mjalnir. Pietro: I'm fast. I'm very fast.
What are the animals trying to tell us?
Danger!
Beware!
What are the animals trying to tell us? Danger! Beware!
Someone left their blowup doll on the plane
Gasoline Gasoline
13 oct 2020
Someone left their blowup doll on the plane
WHY'D YoU, A PICTURE OFA
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oh.... OH GOD!!
Badger420 Badger420
26 sep 2020
WHY'D YoU, A PICTURE OFA NE oh.... OH GOD!!
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I may be 67 years old, but sure still know how to terminate some young pussy.
Dirty Dirty
25d
Arnold Schwarzenegger I may be 67 years old, but sure still know how to terminate some young pussy.
"Lincoln" grossed over $275,000,000 in movie theaters, which is ironic since historically Lincoln doesn't do too well in
theaters.
Turd
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Aesthetic_Pico Aesthetic_Pico
19 mar
"Lincoln" grossed over $275,000,000 in movie theaters, which is ironic since historically Lincoln doesn't do too well in theaters. Turd Share