WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING
AND SOMEONE SAYS
"LETS PRAY"
bennxtt bennxtt
15 feb
WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING AND SOMEONE SAYS "LETS PRAY"
What if I got pulled over by a cop and
just made this face the whole time
LORD_OF_SMUG LORD_OF_SMUG
31 mar
What if I got pulled over by a cop and just made this face the whole time
hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.
this
hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris. this
Call me an ambulance I'm coughing up blood
Tap to Edit >
From now on, I'll call you 'Ambulance I'm Coughing
Up Blood'. OK?
Cancel Yes
Call me an ambulance I'm coughing up blood Tap to Edit > From now on, I'll call you 'Ambulance I'm Coughing Up Blood'. OK? Cancel Yes
Tweet
Buck
@a_nogr
Olive Garden gave me a spoon for
my spaghetti
PM - 26 Sep 20 Twitter for Android
KentuckyFriedColonel KentuckyFriedColonel
26 sep 2020
Tweet Buck @a_nogr Olive Garden gave me a spoon for my spaghetti PM - 26 Sep 20 Twitter for Android
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood
This is
GamingNerd101 GamingNerd101
28 nov 2020
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood This is
Pink Floyd - Dogs - my dog reacts (cute animals)
someone comment sometnimg i want to talk to you - someone comment sometnimg i want to talk to you
TwinFalls TwinFalls
21 sep 2020
Pink Floyd - Dogs - my dog reacts (cute animals) someone comment sometnimg i want to talk to you - someone comment sometnimg i want to talk to you
Nothing worse than spending money on food that did not hit the spot the way you thought it would
WolfenRedux WolfenRedux
23 oct 2020
Nothing worse than spending money on food that did not hit the spot the way you thought it would
*Thanos snaps his fingers*
people who were giving blowjobs:
Spiders Spiders
25 dec 2020
*Thanos snaps his fingers* people who were giving blowjobs:
Nevada: Morgue Employee arrested for pimping out corpses for sex
Nickel Savers CFollow
Las Vegas, Nevada I A morgue employee from the City of Sins was arrested this morning, for letting visitors have sex with the bodies under his care in exchange for money.
snailtrailz snailtrailz
17 mar
Nevada: Morgue Employee arrested for pimping out corpses for sex Nickel Savers CFollow Las Vegas, Nevada I A morgue employee from the City of Sins was arrested this morning, for letting visitors have sex with the bodies under his care in exchange for money.
I DROPPED MY DOG OFF TO BE GROOMED
ENDED UP BRINGING HOME JOE DIRT
bitchpudden49 bitchpudden49
27 sep 2020
I DROPPED MY DOG OFF TO BE GROOMED ENDED UP BRINGING HOME JOE DIRT
This is my cat know no one cares th - This is my cat I know no one cares though
shitcumpiss shitcumpiss
25 sep 2020
This is my cat know no one cares th - This is my cat I know no one cares though
BIG TITS MATTER
" ~
hooligandem1985
6 jan 2021
BIG TITS MATTER " ~
Poof mode
Engaged
Girard Girard
26 sep 2020
Poof mode Engaged
Interviewer: sell me this pen
Her:
Gezfunez_X Gezfunez_X
10 nov 2020
Interviewer: sell me this pen Her:
Watching the part in V for Vendetta where the government creates a virus and uses it to seize power over its people
SpicyMcHaggis SpicyMcHaggis
31 dec 2020
Watching the part in V for Vendetta where the government creates a virus and uses it to seize power over its people
When your dumbest friend offers their opinion
When your dumbest friend offers their opinion
me: google give me a gentle coyote
google:
fandomdeity36 fandomdeity36
22 jan 2021
me: google give me a gentle coyote google: