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    • Does anyone ever fight a shit so hard and massive they have to take off their shirt off
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    • That pebble hurts more than the foot longs
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    • And it feels massive and spikey as hell😐
      Thurmite 4 jul
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    • That small piece will feel like you're shoving a car out your ass.
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    • It's either this or some whole ass absolute log
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    • Ever had a hard shit that it feels kinda gay?
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    • Kewl 4 jul
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    • You need more fiber in your diet.
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    • Then other poops feel like my asshole is just loose enough to let a bus fall out with ease
      Chillish 4 jul
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    • And your ass looks like this afterwards.
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    • While back i sneezed so hard mid shit I damn near blew my ass out and earned me a gr.ape sized external hemorrhoid that lasted for a month. Broke bones that hurt less. Hbu
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    • You this really hit close to home like seriously, I have been dealing with this for like a month now and I have even been bleeding sometimes
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    • Just reach ur hands back and hold your hole wide open. Itll come right out guaranteed
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    • Taking a shit rn, started fully clothed but now the shirt n shorts are off and im sweating. Feels like im shitting a porcupine. Pray for me boys
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    • This little guy is the plug. Once he's out , the real fun begins😵💧
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    • Gotta drink metamucil or eat more fiber or else you’ll get hemorrhoids. That’s why it’s spikey and sucks. Just saying from experience.
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    • Your ass after McDonald's
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    • Anacondas always come out smoothly, nuggets feel like you’re pushing a boulder out of your ass
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    • Y’all need to drink more water and chill on the Doritos and MT Dew
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    • Swear on jah, it feels like a blade emerging from the bowels of my anus, I scream out in pain as this motherfucker shewts out of my asshole like speedy Gonzalez after cheese, tears rush down my cheeks... And it's a pebble size shit smh.
      MamaPeep 4 jul
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    • A poo is a poo, no matter the size, shape, color, or stank. Be proud of all of your poos, they are unique and special every single time.
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    • If you don’t take your clothes off when your taking a behemoth shit, than you’re not doing it right
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    • Do girls poop too?
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    • so thats where cocoa beans come from
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    • why would you poop on the floor
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    • Hemmeroids
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    • ok so recently i went on a camping trip with friends and ended up not shitting the whole time. i guess i was nervous or something. but once i got home, i took the fattest shit i ever had, and it ended up prolapsing my anus. (pt 1)
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    • Y'all ever have a shit where ya think the turd's coming out sideways?
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    • Yall need to get off pain meds if this is you
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    • Me rn
      NoShit 4 jul
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    • That’ll do pig that’ll do
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    • That's called constipation guys
      Ericnado 5 jul
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    • Anyone else hate taking a shit after eating popcorn you already know it’s gunna come out like knives
      boi21011 4 jul
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    • Don't you just hate when you miss your strainer with your corn poop, and you have to put your hand in the bowl to get your corn back? It's just unsanitary
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    • One time this happened to me and when I got up angry I wasted my time my body forced me to sit down and I diarrhea blasted the bowl, so hard in fact that I made some water come out the side of the toilet, I think my anus is secretly a cannon
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    • dude this is me every day. the medication I'm on causes constipation and I either have this shit or 3 days later I'm birthing a bloody shit child.
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    • I think that's called constipation
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    • Maybe eat a fucking fruit or something else rather than tendies fat fucks
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    • "Looks like a rabbit came in and left its droppings" -Steve Smith when he absolutely destroyed Stans smith manly hood
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    • Love seeing this while taking a shit (the only time i use this app)
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    • I'm dying right now. And let me tell you, it looks nothing like this. It's smaller.
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    • It’s not the length of the shit it’s the width of the shit
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    • Try man squatting on the toilet, this will loosen your muscles and make you shit
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    • Try drinking more water so your large intestines can function more smoothly
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    • You gotta eat more fiber.
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    • A week ago I literally almost passed out because I couldn't shit, I think it was because I had tacos for lunch
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    • More fiber and hydration
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    • Eat more fiber nigga
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    • Y’all need some fiber
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    • Eat a orange, personally whenever I drink pickle juice I shit violently but that could just be me.
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    • Drink some damn water y’all!!! Jeez!
      ingrace 4 jul
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    • Yall ever have sharp shits?
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    • Theres this thing called Water.
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    • i got the hemorrhoids from shitting too hard
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    • Me when I had a stomach virus
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    • me shitting out the azula figure i shoved up my add
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    • I'm straight liquid right now
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    • Spongebob is gay... fr look it up...
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    • You know you gonna be on there for another hour
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    • Ah the infamous “stubborn nugget”
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    • Just eat some fiber my dudes. Grab yourself some Raisin Bran crunch cereal or a big bowl of beans or something.
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    • Ever eat a bunch of hot Cheetos, and your next shit is blood red, and feels like you got an ass volcano pouring lava
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    • And it fucking makes your anus bleed or you just full on pass out
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    • I can only poop naked even if I'm out in public. Idk it's even weird to me. Hardcore habits
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    • I’m dying on the toilet bro but ain’t nothing coming out
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    • Like passing a kidney stone through your ass
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    • Taking a dump rn
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    • Sorry to hear you have constipation
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    • I HAVE THE TIGHTEST ASSHOLE IN THE WORLD NO UNCLE CAN PENETRATE ME
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    • My messages are open for cock pics
      GayAAss 7 jul
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    • Haha this is me rn
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    • Or you feel like you need to join the metoo movement after a painful one
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    • DRINK WATER YOU MONGOLOIDS
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    • And that’s on ✨ a n o r e x i a ✨
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    • Yeah that with a lot of blood
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    • Drink some water nigga
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    • Why my shits feel spiky sometimes tho
      Xamoleon 6 jul
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    • SwiggoV2 6 jul
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    • I gave myself a nosebleed taking a shit once
      Aarontjw 6 jul
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    • #Relatable
      YocWatch 6 jul
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    • Ate some under baked cake yesterday, and I've been having projectile shits that has never made my ass feel more raw till now.
      SinnBad 6 jul
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    • 😆😆😆 haha
      koryt 6 jul
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    • Drink more water!
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    • Its amazing how much genuine fear influnces the bowels
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    • Yall need to drink some water fr
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    • And then 47 yards of TP to clean up. Make sure the poop is worth the wipe, my friends.
      canokram 6 jul
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    • Yall ever fall asleep in the bathroom and forgot why you sat down then instantly remember
      Bakasura 6 jul
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    • Diamond dense
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    • Once had such a hard shit that it wouldn't come out without tearing my asshole so I had to stick a plastic knife up my ass to break it up. Extremely gross and very unpleasant
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    • If you mean a whole god damn pineapple house then yes
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    • Eat more fiber fam
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