When you accidentally step on your dog's tail
Xanloveless Xanloveless
22 sep 2020
When you accidentally step on your dog's tail
These things will god damn control your life
GhOsTMeNzO GhOsTMeNzO
31 dec 2017
These things will god damn control your life
fact 1828
tun
'Swansea Jack, a black retriever that lived in Newfoundland,
Canada in the 1930's. The dog is credited with rescuing an
estimated 27 people from drowning during his seven-year lifetime. He was named 'Dog of the Century' in 2000
WhatTheFakt WhatTheFakt
22 sep 2020
fact 1828 tun 'Swansea Jack, a black retriever that lived in Newfoundland, Canada in the 1930's. The dog is credited with rescuing an estimated 27 people from drowning during his seven-year lifetime. He was named 'Dog of the Century' in 2000
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
FunnyOverlordX
16 jun
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
This lady is witch!
How else could she do this with so little clothes on?
okayLeagueOfMemes okayLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
This lady is witch! How else could she do this with so little clothes on?
Him: You've got a smart mouth, what else can those lips do?
Me:
Tabby Tabby
26 mar
Him: You've got a smart mouth, what else can those lips do? Me:
Padme: *gets outfit's midriff torn out by giant murder cat on Geonosis*
Anakin's pee pee :
ES
THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
WookieeCookie WookieeCookie
20 sep 2020
Padme: *gets outfit's midriff torn out by giant murder cat on Geonosis* Anakin's pee pee : ES THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
Only place she feels safe at
ironcladniionav8 ironcladniionav8
13 mar
Only place she feels safe at
chyrsoprases
I hope you like host clubs, cat.
envyhunter
23 sep 2020
chyrsoprases I hope you like host clubs, cat.
Weighing myself after having COVID like
DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE OTHER FOOLS WERE DOING, BUT LOST FOUR POUNDS.
akoch akoch
15 dec 2020
Weighing myself after having COVID like DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE OTHER FOOLS WERE DOING, BUT LOST FOUR POUNDS.
The aesthetic is down right amazing sometimes. - The 50's aesthetic is down right amazing sometimes.
The aesthetic is down right amazing sometimes. - The 50's aesthetic is down right amazing sometimes.
coo
frostee
Cfrosteeflake
WHY DID THEY CAPTION IT THIS
Watch me whip...watch me nae nae...watch me allegedly shoot my cousin in the street and be arrested for his murder.
NZHERALD.CO.NZ Rapper Silento arrested over the murder of his cousin
Spiders Spiders
5 feb
coo frostee Cfrosteeflake WHY DID THEY CAPTION IT THIS Watch me whip...watch me nae nae...watch me allegedly shoot my cousin in the street and be arrested for his murder. NZHERALD.CO.NZ Rapper Silento arrested over the murder of his cousin
Jodie from HR: Through god, all things are possible
Me: Okay do a kickflip
Jodie: What
Me: Do a double kickflip right now
PFE_1665 PFE_1665
22 jun
Jodie from HR: Through god, all things are possible Me: Okay do a kickflip Jodie: What Me: Do a double kickflip right now
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.
ThePolishMan ThePolishMan
15 feb
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.
Jesus showing me memes from my phone and explaining why i cant go to heaven
IN
Expelle Expelle
10 apr
Jesus showing me memes from my phone and explaining why i cant go to heaven IN
Hates it when he smells fish, but finds none
Hates it when he smells fish, but finds none
There never seems to be anything good on tv
Well, at least I got you pizza!
There never seems to be anything good on tv Well, at least I got you pizza!
BRO YOU DON'T HAVE A DARK HUMOR
YOU LITERALLY JUST SHOWED MME A VIDEO OF A DUDE GETTING DECAPITATED AND YOU LAUGHED
BRO YOU DON'T HAVE A DARK HUMOR YOU LITERALLY JUST SHOWED MME A VIDEO OF A DUDE GETTING DECAPITATED AND YOU LAUGHED
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag
AM - Twitter Web Client
Meth Meth
18 nov 2020
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag AM - Twitter Web Client