When you accidentally step on your dog's tail
Xanloveless Xanloveless
22 sep 2020
When you accidentally step on your dog's tail
Knockouts Allowed, No Judges, No Winner:
Official Floyd Mayweather vs. Logan Paul Rules
Released
coughing coughing
3 jun
Knockouts Allowed, No Judges, No Winner: Official Floyd Mayweather vs. Logan Paul Rules Released
"You're a sick person if you think watching kids fall down is funny"
Me:
Dawson Dawson
15 oct 2020
"You're a sick person if you think watching kids fall down is funny" Me:
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
Calf Calf
15 apr
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
Here's paw under an X-Ray
rearFunnywholesome rearFunnywholesome
27 sep 2020
Here's paw under an X-Ray
How it feels when you finally find Waldo on the page:
SS
Hanover Hanover
26d
How it feels when you finally find Waldo on the page: SS
The Duality of Man.
So you consider yourself an aspiring writer?
Describe this woman in your best prose
I saw her again today. The woman of my dreams. Locks of ebony
hair, dark like a starless night and beautiful as the sun setting over the sea. I yearn to be with her.
Today's the day I will make her mine, whether by words of force or by the ropes in my car. She will be so beautiful on our wedding
KeklingJester
260
"She got Fat Fucking Milkers"
Normal Laps
162 12
dwizzy9904 dwizzy9904
3 feb
The Duality of Man. So you consider yourself an aspiring writer? Describe this woman in your best prose I saw her again today. The woman of my dreams. Locks of ebony hair, dark like a starless night and beautiful as the sun setting over the sea. I yearn to be with her. Today's the day I will make her mine, whether by words of force or by the ropes in my car. She will be so beautiful on our wedding KeklingJester 260 "She got Fat Fucking Milkers" Normal Laps 162 12
lavs days til iron man #1
@ironvell
thortony humor
90/ AND NOW THAT WE HAVE HAD OUR TIME FOR PERSONAL MATTERS
--IN WHICH /ROW MAN
DOTH SEEM TO HAVE
FORGED YETANOTHER FACE MASK--
YOU JUST WISH YOU COULD HIDE YOUR UGLY FACE'
JamesFreakingBarnes JamesFreakingBarnes
25 sep 2020
lavs days til iron man #1 @ironvell thortony humor 90/ AND NOW THAT WE HAVE HAD OUR TIME FOR PERSONAL MATTERS --IN WHICH /ROW MAN DOTH SEEM TO HAVE FORGED YETANOTHER FACE MASK-- YOU JUST WISH YOU COULD HIDE YOUR UGLY FACE'
IG THECOMPLETEFACTS
INSTAGRAM ww THECOMPLETEFA
If you put a torch ina dogs mouth, the light will come out of its rear end.
IFuck3dMyStepSister IFuck3dMyStepSister
22 sep 2020
IG THECOMPLETEFACTS INSTAGRAM ww THECOMPLETEFA If you put a torch ina dogs mouth, the light will come out of its rear end.
When someone is straight up lying to your face but you already know the truth
nightmare2002 nightmare2002
22 sep 2020
When someone is straight up lying to your face but you already know the truth
Bread maker: I've baked you're bread sir
Genius who's about to invent toast:
do it again
Spiders Spiders
4 dec 2020
Bread maker: I've baked you're bread sir Genius who's about to invent toast: do it again
When someone says "hang on let me google that" but you know you're right because you already googled that shit yesterday..
Tabby Tabby
12 oct 2020
When someone says "hang on let me google that" but you know you're right because you already googled that shit yesterday..
MACOMBDAILY.COM
Man tells police he stole food truck because he's a
'dumbass'
AcceptableCasualties AcceptableCasualties
26 jul 2020
MACOMBDAILY.COM Man tells police he stole food truck because he's a 'dumbass'
When someone takes your joke
seriously and starts an argument
KNGZ KNGZ
26d
When someone takes your joke seriously and starts an argument
Another actor's life ruined by drugs and alcohol
Domino64 Domino64
19 mar
Another actor's life ruined by drugs and alcohol
Yosef Norm Ozia
Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty
tastydetecter tastydetecter
8 jan 2021
Yosef Norm Ozia Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty
My mom was so strict, I told my friends she said "no" even though I never asked Imao
AM - - Twitter for iPhone
OE ame
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eyes eyes
27 sep 2020
My mom was so strict, I told my friends she said "no" even though I never asked Imao AM - - Twitter for iPhone OE ame ame
If it pleases you kind Sir may I ask for just one more treat?
Morgan Morgan
24 sep 2020
If it pleases you kind Sir may I ask for just one more treat?
She should do Jinx from LoL
Sfur_thread
Lucky for you, she already did - Lucky for you, she already did 😳
Avalre Avalre
15 oct 2020
She should do Jinx from LoL Sfur_thread Lucky for you, she already did - Lucky for you, she already did 😳