When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
Calf Calf
15 apr
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
Soft Titty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Firm
Happy Titty, Sleepy Kitty,
Prrr. Prrr. Prrr
causewerefemales4 causewerefemales4
17 dec 2020
Soft Titty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Firm Happy Titty, Sleepy Kitty, Prrr. Prrr. Prrr
nobody:
serial killers when they write a riddle to the police:
princesschaos princesschaos
1 may
nobody: serial killers when they write a riddle to the police:
When you purposely call yourself ugly and she replies with "boy stop playing you know your goofy ass cute
bigdrakomeme bigdrakomeme
25 sep 2020
When you purposely call yourself ugly and she replies with "boy stop playing you know your goofy ass cute
My dogs birthday was September Sth can
you guys all wish Charlie a happy birthday
Amacc Amacc
25 sep 2020
My dogs birthday was September Sth can you guys all wish Charlie a happy birthday
if was a person
Vilhem Vilhem
14 jun
if was a person
*gets a on assignment*
grade: goes from 89 to 54
*gets seven 100's on assignments* grade: goes from 87 to 88.3*
D4rk_Unicorn D4rk_Unicorn
2 dec 2020
*gets a on assignment* grade: goes from 89 to 54 *gets seven 100's on assignments* grade: goes from 87 to 88.3*
My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I've cried too much for her dying in my arms. - My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I’ve cried too much for her dying in my arms.
Niceme Niceme
24 sep 2020
My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I've cried too much for her dying in my arms. - My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I’ve cried too much for her dying in my arms.
Cyberpunk Mark Zuckerberg looks more human than the actual Mark Zuckerberg
JARJARBEANS JARJARBEANS
18 dec 2020
Cyberpunk Mark Zuckerberg looks more human than the actual Mark Zuckerberg
When your younger brother grows bigger than you
@mexmemez
When your younger brother grows bigger than you @mexmemez
InFamouzCzr InFamouzCzr
23 sep 2020
Surveillance recorded the entire process. (told courtier will be here before I left
Crab Bolled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In
iotiorbinks why
Reply are
lian xperience
Twas tired of the sun. Always blinding me while i'm on the computer.
I wanted rain and thought the best way to do that was to make god cry
10e749103701jdne 10e749103701jdne
21 sep 2020
Crab Bolled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In iotiorbinks why Reply are lian xperience Twas tired of the sun. Always blinding me while i'm on the computer. I wanted rain and thought the best way to do that was to make god cry
NOT QUITE SURE THIS A COPY CAT
OR A CAT SEAN?
ErosOne ErosOne
22 sep 2020
NOT QUITE SURE THIS A COPY CAT OR A CAT SEAN?
DJ led looks like a GTA load screen.
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
DJ led looks like a GTA load screen.
_SwissCheats_ _SwissCheats_
24 sep 2020
me: thinking look cute I with my piercings
Schwarzenegger
What are you?
Schwarzenegger What are you?
Looking at the Kroger Plus card take my cart from $25.32 to $16.80
AM - - Twitter for iPhone
Moosiejr Moosiejr
10 jun
Looking at the Kroger Plus card take my cart from $25.32 to $16.80 AM - - Twitter for iPhone
IMAGINE IF YOU WILL
A WORLD WHERE WE PRETEND THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE SHOOTING STARS
RamenNoodles454 RamenNoodles454
23 oct 2020
IMAGINE IF YOU WILL A WORLD WHERE WE PRETEND THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE SHOOTING STARS
girl: I have nipple rings guy: I don't believe you girl: *proves it*
guy:
You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
girl: I have nipple rings guy: I don't believe you girl: *proves it* guy: You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
*The whole internet making jokes about the twisted tea smack*
The cashier who had to clean it up:
PM - Twitter for iPhone
goten18 goten18
31 dec 2020
*The whole internet making jokes about the twisted tea smack* The cashier who had to clean it up: PM - Twitter for iPhone