• when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the
É thedefiantpotato
The final boss
A stray-suh-nur
You guys know TEDtalks stands for
technology, entertainment and design talks
right?
[a sealedbeastnue
I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any
longer
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    • There’s always that one bitch that tries and ruin the joke
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    • "Im smart did u know im smart. Im smart this is what it means. Im smart and youre dumb. Me, not u, me. Smart i am. Haha get it yoda? Cuz im smart. Haha that joke sucks cuz im too smart. U wouldnt understand tho cuz im smart."
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    • Why is there always a TublrTard that needs to ruin a joke by showing they know something fuckin trivial
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    • They wanna act smart but ironically, doing so made them look dumb
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    • I hate people who do that. I don’t get the joke so you guys are stupid headass
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    • Imagine being oblivious to a joke
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    • When will the funny come back to iFunny?
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    • Ted is not among us for a reason, don’t tamper with fate, or it’ll end urs
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    • Hu, looks like we found another TED denier.
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    • “You guys do know this fact that I just googled, right?”
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    • UH GUYS YEW NOW DAT TUD TOLK ES ACTEWALLY?!
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    • Woman moment
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    • stray-suh-nur is a bitch and he doesn't have any friends
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    • If those types of people that make the third comment were erradocated Tumblr might not be so bad
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    • Maybe it will be Ted Bundy explaining why he did it.
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    • One day Kaczynski will come and explain the industrial revolution and its consequences and everyone will realize that it’s time to move back into the woods
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    • You. Yes, you. Have a nice day
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    • TedK talks
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    • TW SH/suicide Alright, I met this person on discord who is struggling with sh/suicide. I tried to get them to tell their mom but he freaked out and didn’t tell her. How can I get him to tell her? I don’t want them to die on me. I’m so sick of being scared. Please please help me
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    • The Ted they’re talking about is Ted Kaczynski
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    • Ted just needs to shut the fuck up sometimes
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    • Shoe shops used X-Ray machines to measure shoe sizes. Way before radiation was fully understood, shoe shops measured sizes through X-rays in the 1940s.
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    • TumblrTard
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    • Didn’t even use an Oxford comma. Shame.
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    • Imagine one day for a Ted talk, Josh Radnor comes out and says, Let me tell you an amazing story on how I met my wife
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    • Me waiting for a talkshow hosted by Ted Danson, Ted Lange and Ted McGinley.
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    • Everyone when that guy ruins the joke
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    • rare moments like these actually make me like humanity
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    • When I was younger I always thought Ted was a person and everytime someone would do a tedtalk i was a complete idiot and though "huh, Ted looks different today"
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    • There's always one isnt there...
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    • I didnt know it meant that. I was confused the first few times i watched TEDtalk videos because it kept being different people
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    • Bet that "smart" guy thinks sharks aren't smooth
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    • They asked my grandpa to do a TEDtalk about two years ago but he declined because he was too busy, kinda wish he’d gone for iy
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    • I think Sam Hyde might have been Ted
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    • there may be technology and design but i have never once watched a ted talk for entertainment
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    • Who is Ted and why does he talk so much
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    • where is Ted
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    • Ted will be the final Ted talk as it has been fortold
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    • Says the Illuminati
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    • To quote Macklemore "She said she just wanna talk, I said, 'I ain't Ted!'". Thus confirming the existence of humanity's final talk boss: Ted.
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    • Honestly do they try to ruin the joke or do they think other people are stupid?
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    • Ted is actually with his friend Waldo
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    • Then where would suicidal tedtalks fall under?
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    • This is what I like to call the trump effect
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    • We want Theodore
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    • Where the FUCK are you TED?
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    • I am here
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    • If I was named Ted and I was given a talk I would start it by saying "hi my name is Ted, that's right. THE Ted"
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    • This sounds like Michael Scott talking
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    • Yes it stands for those things. Because Ted is essence of those things. He's waiting for us to become sufficiently advanced so that we can understand his gifts
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    • Has anyone noticed that Ted talks are really trash and they normally have so much fluff they loop you around till you forget there was supposed to be a point?
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    • Do you mean Ted altizer?
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    • Its 2020. Dont ask for ted or he might show up
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    • I absolutely did not know this... but then again I don’t listen
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    • IT STANDS FOR TECHNOLOGY EDUCATION AND DESIGN YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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    • The people sitting down:
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    • The worst tumblr trope is when someone pretends to be the straight man and calls out the obvious satire. K1lls the joke immediately
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    • Wrong. It really stands for “Titanium Erect Dong”
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    • The thinking of the left
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    • I refuse to think there is no Ted behind all of it.
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    • Tell that to all those stupid ass white bitches on Twitter with Harry Potter glasses that say shit like "Ted Talk" when spewing SJW garbage
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    • But so many don't reach those requirements
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    • For some reason instead of "when will TED himself" i read "when TED kiIIed himself" and i was confused
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    • Ted Kaczynski
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    • Lies, deception
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    • Can it be Ted Danson
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    • Theres three things a tumblr post could be, people not getting a joke, omg my favorite thing is doing something a lot of people do and isn’t original or OMG EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS VERY COMMON THING
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    • Then... why do people use say “thanks for coming to my TED talk” for literally anything
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    • I bet 5 bucks that he googled the meaning before trying to act smart
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    • Sorry guys, when I find a good topic I'll come up
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    • He did talk once. But no one remembers
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    • I actually appreciate these kinds of people bc if we didnt have them then things like "sharks are smooth" wouldn't exist.
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    • Ted K.
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    • I've seen through the lies of the Talkers.
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    • Imagine being so humorless you go onto tumblr to correct people
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    • Then why are the majority of TedTalks about suicide?
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    • Real talk, i didn't kno it stood for that
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    • I know you’re here Ted you big fuckin’ nerd, where’s my god damn money?
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    • EVERYONE!!! Warriors and noblemen alike! I am summoning thee to forever harass a user on Tumblr known as stray-suh-nur! GO MY CHILDREN!
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    • Y’all ragging on the dude dropping knowledge like this isn’t an overused joke that’s been around for over a decade. I’ve also met ppl in 2020 who don’t know what TED stands for so I don’t really blame them.
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    • Give us tedward
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    • You fools, Ted is being kept away for our own protection
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    • Y’all will say this shit then proceed to explain why doctors hide during x-rays
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    • Ted was Ted Bundy but nobody agreed with him so he let's other people talk
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    • Lies, deception
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    • Teddy Roosevelt. Duh.
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    • i hate people like that literally go fuck yourself no one cares
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    • Ted Cruz fact #4,876, the day will come, just you wait.
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    • The first time I ever saw a Ted talk I was expecting it to be the talking teddy bear from the movie...
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    • Ted Bundy
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    • Guys, that is the joke. The Illuminati trying to cover up state secrets, like who TED really is? That's their deal.
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    • Seth MacFarlane needs to do something about this
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