when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't
@wordmixrr
a cat person."
we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
26 sep 2020
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't @wordmixrr a cat person." we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
Types of Cat Loaf
white
cinnamon
marble rye
choco-swirl
cheesy garlic
toasted
pumpernickel
extra fluffy
stale
potato
burnt
moldy
gluten-free
whole grain
Beebles Beebles
25 sep 2020
Types of Cat Loaf white cinnamon marble rye choco-swirl cheesy garlic toasted pumpernickel extra fluffy stale potato burnt moldy gluten-free whole grain
POV you fell asleep at your post:
@broken_and_unread
Shorts_Papa Shorts_Papa
10 mar
POV you fell asleep at your post: @broken_and_unread
LEE
miss my doge and cat like equals how many pets they'll each get when return home - I miss my doge and cat 😔 1 like equals how many pets they'll each get when I return home
LEE miss my doge and cat like equals how many pets they'll each get when return home - I miss my doge and cat 😔 1 like equals how many pets they'll each get when I return home
The look she was going for vs what she got
best_wasted_time08 best_wasted_time08
27 jan 2021
The look she was going for vs what she got
my alarms trying to wake me up every morning
my alarms trying to wake me up every morning
Me: *finally dies*
Satan: "So, how was hell?"
Me:
fuckina knew it
lj129016 lj129016
28 dec 2020
Me: *finally dies* Satan: "So, how was hell?" Me: fuckina knew it
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for
$500
Klutch145 Klutch145
22 dec 2020
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for $500
vvnen you re tigntening a bolt really tight, and then it suddenly gets really loose.
Bread_of_Pain Bread_of_Pain
20 nov 2020
vvnen you re tigntening a bolt really tight, and then it suddenly gets really loose.
When that loud kid finally trips and breaks his spine:
Good
Clown_Yoda Clown_Yoda
7 jan 2021
When that loud kid finally trips and breaks his spine: Good
INO
That one kid in class:
INO That one kid in class:
COMPORT LEVEL : BOOB PILLOW
real_cyclemateusa_5 real_cyclemateusa_5
23 sep 2020
COMPORT LEVEL : BOOB PILLOW
So my parents are getting a divorce
I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT OMG
Seen
SublimeFan SublimeFan
20 jan 2021
So my parents are getting a divorce I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT OMG Seen
New sex dolls so realistic that they only want to be friends with you
theblunt_Truth theblunt_Truth
17 dec 2020
New sex dolls so realistic that they only want to be friends with you
HEY! MY NAMES K. WHATS YOUR HAME?
JAMES
JAMES2 THATS NICE HAME
WHERE'S MY DADS
UH. HEY! WHAT YOU GOT THERES
MY DAG GAVEIT ME
WE CLOCKED THE LAUNCH
WHERE'S MY DAGDY?
BE WENT TO GO 00 SGMETHING. VERY
SPECIAL. AND HE WANTEO ME TO
STAY HERE. ANO TAKE CARE OF HIS BEST PAL
WHEN'S HESOMING BACKS
JAMES.
TE LOOK RIGHT HERE WILL TELL YQU THE THING EVER TO KRO
YOUR NANDY A HERG
MY BABBY AHERO
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
29 sep 2020
HEY! MY NAMES K. WHATS YOUR HAME? JAMES JAMES2 THATS NICE HAME WHERE'S MY DADS UH. HEY! WHAT YOU GOT THERES MY DAG GAVEIT ME WE CLOCKED THE LAUNCH WHERE'S MY DAGDY? BE WENT TO GO 00 SGMETHING. VERY SPECIAL. AND HE WANTEO ME TO STAY HERE. ANO TAKE CARE OF HIS BEST PAL WHEN'S HESOMING BACKS JAMES. TE LOOK RIGHT HERE WILL TELL YQU THE THING EVER TO KRO YOUR NANDY A HERG MY BABBY AHERO
Finished my 501st squad. Next will be painted as the 212th with Obi Wan - Finished my 501st squad. Next will be painted as the 212th with Obi Wan
gigitygoo gigitygoo
26 sep 2020
Finished my 501st squad. Next will be painted as the 212th with Obi Wan - Finished my 501st squad. Next will be painted as the 212th with Obi Wan
Fun drinking game:
Take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure that you are healthy and hydrated
Fun drinking game: Take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure that you are healthy and hydrated
Straight ppl: I only like the opposite
Sex
Gay ppl: I only like the same sex
Bi ppl:
ASS IS ASS mf =
Astralreign93 Astralreign93
19 may
Straight ppl: I only like the opposite Sex Gay ppl: I only like the same sex Bi ppl: ASS IS ASS mf =
My Future
Wife
se ugly,
Me
ES
cheryDragon cheryDragon
21 oct 2020
My Future Wife se ugly, Me ES
isabella
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
Electivire Electivire
22 sep 2020
isabella yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
some cute puppy content for ya - some cute puppy content for ya 💜
corrupte_d corrupte_d
25 sep 2020
some cute puppy content for ya - some cute puppy content for ya 💜