When visit someone and they mention that they have a cat
Bring her. to me
Tiara Tiara
25 sep 2020
When visit someone and they mention that they have a cat Bring her. to me
Knowing that the only thing keeping you going is the fact that your pet would never understand what happened to you
QuietCalamity QuietCalamity
25 sep 2020
Knowing that the only thing keeping you going is the fact that your pet would never understand what happened to you
Fiance and I's retired unit
German shepherd - Fiancée and I’s retired K-9 unit German shepherd
ProfessionalBoomer ProfessionalBoomer
21 sep 2020
Fiance and I's retired unit German shepherd - Fiancée and I’s retired K-9 unit German shepherd
Me during my current phase
Me during my where I'm 1000x
emo phase.
more sad, but
dress normal for work.
Girthquake666 Girthquake666
12 mar
Me during my current phase Me during my where I'm 1000x emo phase. more sad, but dress normal for work.
I just want someone to love me as much as this dog loves his brick.
SpareParts SpareParts
25 sep 2020
I just want someone to love me as much as this dog loves his brick.
WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING
AND SOMEONE SAYS
"LETS PRAY"
bennxtt bennxtt
15 feb
WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING AND SOMEONE SAYS "LETS PRAY"
When you get to the carne asada and you can hear Spanish music
blasting, a baby crying, and your
uncles fighting outside
The food, the atmosp
RandomMan22 RandomMan22
24 feb
When you get to the carne asada and you can hear Spanish music blasting, a baby crying, and your uncles fighting outside The food, the atmosp
The robber in my house watching me dead sprint at him naked with a tomahawk.
OrangeCokeGang OrangeCokeGang
6 apr
The robber in my house watching me dead sprint at him naked with a tomahawk.
Wolfram
@ddipospeaks
Me as a house husband showing my wife all the memes that made me laugh for that day.
mmlxix
3 feb
Wolfram @ddipospeaks Me as a house husband showing my wife all the memes that made me laugh for that day.
GREAT ON PIANO
SUCKS ON ORGANS.
GREAT ON PIANO SUCKS ON ORGANS.
Always remember, you're not ugly.
You're just broke.
ChuckyCoupons ChuckyCoupons
26 feb
Always remember, you're not ugly. You're just broke.
lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878:
JoSjoca JoSjoca
10 apr
lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878:
You aren't
allowed to eat
the cat food
is
that written?
In the name
CAT food
rabinator rabinator
25 sep 2020
You aren't allowed to eat the cat food is that written? In the name CAT food
Media: "video games cause violence"
Video games:
dad of twolom of 2
Sweetest Sweetest
26 sep 2020
Media: "video games cause violence" Video games: dad of twolom of 2
My boss: you're fired
Mespause Netflix* why?
"bs
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
22 jun
My boss: you're fired Mespause Netflix* why? "bs
Kids next year after being homeschooled.
"but my momma said"
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
30 nov 2020
Kids next year after being homeschooled. "but my momma said"
Sutikusu Sutikusu
24 sep 2020
Eat downstairs. It's close by,
Coma
Bikini Baristas Have Taken Over the
Pacific Northwest
oat
that_withoutmods_2 that_withoutmods_2
6 jan 2021
Coma Bikini Baristas Have Taken Over the Pacific Northwest oat
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position."
- Muhammad Ali
MartinPurple MartinPurple
18 may
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position." - Muhammad Ali
Flew in a helicopter for the first
time at work, the pilot's helmet
wasn't calming.
lockheed_Martin_F22 lockheed_Martin_F22
23 jul 2020
Flew in a helicopter for the first time at work, the pilot's helmet wasn't calming.
told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper.
She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone."
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
Modem problems require modern solutions
told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper. She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider. Modem problems require modern solutions