When ur at your ex's funeral and they allow you to speak first
Ain't God good?
When ur at your ex's funeral and they allow you to speak first Ain't God good?
Let's see
I what is out there today!
Yup, still trapped by the enemy...
Let's see I what is out there today! Yup, still trapped by the enemy...
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't
@wordmixrr
a cat person."
we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
26 sep 2020
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't @wordmixrr a cat person." we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
when you expect a receding
hairline but you get a seceding
hairline instead
mp5asr mp5asr
22 apr
when you expect a receding hairline but you get a seceding hairline instead
Meghan Markle every time
her car passes a tunnel
ilovejamesholmes ilovejamesholmes
10 mar
Meghan Markle every time her car passes a tunnel
POLICE THREATENED IRAQI PROTESTERS WITH DOGS - THEY THREATENED BACK WITH A LION
Up
Demeanor Demeanor
30 sep 2020
POLICE THREATENED IRAQI PROTESTERS WITH DOGS - THEY THREATENED BACK WITH A LION Up
TheBlueline TheBlueline
23 sep 2020
ef TikTok Console Virgin
Me trying to put my The next change and receipt person in line in my pock
fetusprime666 fetusprime666
3 nov 2020
Me trying to put my The next change and receipt person in line in my pock
oooh who's an edgy boy? who's an edgy boy?! yes you are! oooh what a hot take! your statements are so controversial! what an edgy boy
oooh who's an edgy boy? who's an edgy boy?! yes you are! oooh what a hot take! your statements are so controversial! what an edgy boy
The exact face you make when the teacher calls on you and you have no idea what the right answer is:
The exact face you make when the teacher calls on you and you have no idea what the right answer is:
Me when my crush tells her friend "I'd rather pay him a million dollars NOT to date him"
we
Me when my crush tells her friend "I'd rather pay him a million dollars NOT to date him" we
showerfeelings
Shower Thoughts
A chess match between a mind reader and someone who can see the future would glitch the matrix.
THEOUTCAST THEOUTCAST
26 sep 2020
showerfeelings Shower Thoughts A chess match between a mind reader and someone who can see the future would glitch the matrix.
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with an incredibly rare disease.
Me: How rare?
Doctor: What do you want to name it?
White_Rabbit_Reality White_Rabbit_Reality
31 dec 2020
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with an incredibly rare disease. Me: How rare? Doctor: What do you want to name it?
One day the cassette got mangled in the machine and sounded all slow and depressing, and was like, "Can we do that, but on purpose?"
EdgarAllenPoe EdgarAllenPoe
14 dec 2020
One day the cassette got mangled in the machine and sounded all slow and depressing, and was like, "Can we do that, but on purpose?"
No one:
My nutsack in my work pants during this heat:
sailor_mike
yngbuk yngbuk
21 may
No one: My nutsack in my work pants during this heat: sailor_mike
Me Realizing I Can Make My Own Hentai With
The Anime Snapchat Filter
AdamJ49 AdamJ49
24 sep 2020
Me Realizing I Can Make My Own Hentai With The Anime Snapchat Filter
Her: "I'm not cute."
Also her:
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
27 sep 2020
Her: "I'm not cute." Also her:
Me watching fireworks even though never left
my house, popcorn just have and LSD
popcorn ceilings and LSD
Me watching fireworks even though never left my house, popcorn just have and LSD popcorn ceilings and LSD
Drive thru: Will that be all?
Me:
The First Order was only the beginning!
Neo_aTK Neo_aTK
25 oct 2020
Drive thru: Will that be all? Me: The First Order was only the beginning!
Me making eye contact with my dog who's trying to sleep in her crate while my mom, who's high on her sleep meds, tries to get my dog's attention
I'm sorry, little one.
Pathless Pathless
24 sep 2020
Me making eye contact with my dog who's trying to sleep in her crate while my mom, who's high on her sleep meds, tries to get my dog's attention I'm sorry, little one.