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    • Unless it was an emergency surgery, they probably wouldn’t give her anything that’d make her do that. And if it was an emergency, she wouldn’t be being prepped this way.
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    • GothTime 18 aug
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    • Top comment isn’t true. As someone who’s had multiple surgeries, they always give you something right before to relax you. By the time you get to the OR, everything is a blur and you won’t remember half of it.
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    • I remember the one time I had to go under while getting my tonsils taken out. They had me start counting down from 100 and when I got to 95 the doctors started looking at each other like why is he still awake. Then the anesthesiologist looks down and says “ oops” and takes a clamp off the IV.
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    • Or they tell you to count backwards from 10 and then you get to 7 and wake up a day later :D
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    • When I had my appendectomy they gave me some medicine that made me really loopy. Apparently while all of the nurses and my family were around my bed I said “I feel like a princess! Everybody is here for me.” And later out of nowhere I just said “ANTIBIOOOOTICS”
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    • Wait why is she still getting g prepped for surgery after the anesthetic has been administered??
      Grookey_ 20 aug
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    • "and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug" 😂🤣
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    • Back when rdr2 came out I had surgery on my intestines and I didn't wanna miss the release so I brought my ps4 and tv to the hospitals since I was gonna stay for 12 days, after Surgery and a couple days of sleeping, I started playing while i was insanely high and it was the funniest shit
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    • HybridD 18 aug
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    • *G L E E F U L S L U G*
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    • It’s even funnier the 90th time, 4 years in a row
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    • Oh shut the fuck up
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    • Damn I wiggle like a gleeful slug about good food. Don’t need drugs just some fruit or sumn
      skoje 19 aug
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    • I wonder what the most outrageous things anesthesiologists have heard? Do they report murder confessions?
      MlemFox 18 aug
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    • When I woke up after surgery I told my sister “don’t forget to wipe your butt”
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    • When I had surgery, the drug didn’t do anything except make me sluggish lol. I did pass out, ofc. But to the operating table and when they woke me up I was completely sober. Idk whether to be disappointed or proud.
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    • I was once gassed up for a minor procedure, and when they said they were about to start the shit I just said "just give me something for the pain and let me die."
      RacismCEO 19 aug
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    • I've been through tons if emergency and non emergency surgery at the age 14 and they prepare you before anesthetic for non emergency but emergency they give u the anesthetic before or during so it kicks in as soon as possible.
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    • I love how people with no remote idea about drugs talk about drugs. Peasants
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    • That was cringe
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    • Before my appendix surgery happened and I was falling asleep a nurse complimented my eyebrows (I don't do makeup or my eyebrows the way Instagram girls do) and I didn't laugh about it until after I woke up and was taken to the recovery room
      Gnoonyv 18 aug
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    • They kept asking me if I had any questions about what was gonna happen to me and I was like "fuck no, the less i know the better. I'm just gonna take a nap and wake up with sore abs"
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    • Then Obama came in and gave you a medal
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    • And then everyone clapped
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    • AntiSemitic
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    • Bullshit, you feel dopey afterwards, if it was an actual surgery you're awake and then suddenly under in like a couple seconds.
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    • Nottt funnnnnny
      LinkStar 19 aug
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    • Brb going to search for a video of a gleeful slug
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    • I saw this and when I tell you I was hollering-
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    • Durial321 b like
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    • That's weird, I had a surgery and they gave me the sedative after I got on the table not before
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    • What you’re really not gonna like is that before surgery they also give you a disassociative that makes you not remember. That’s only the last thing you remember doing you could’ve done or said something much worse.
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    • For a second I read it as if he was the doctor and I was like,"wait a minute.... That's probably not good"
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    • I was apparently extremely pissed at everything after my tumor removal surgery. They let me have a “sprite” for surgery or whatever and they brought out Sierra Mist and I wasn’t having any of that shit
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    • I'm curious what portion of the population gets easily loopy when using anesthetic. All I ever recall is I'm out like a light and wake up. No one makes me think I ever sound like a fool in between.
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    • Savant 18 aug
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    • And then trump gave you the Medal of Honor while the United Nations clapped we get it tumblr
      Cdfu2 18 aug
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    • GlEeFuL sLuG
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    • "Gleeful slug" is not a term I thought I would hear today.
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    • i had to wear a hat for my wisdom teeth removal
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    • this didn’t happen
      fumbo 18 aug
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    • Man I was put under for brain surgery early this year, and all that happened was they put a mask on my face that tasted like awful cold poison and made me fall asleep.
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    • Then farted on the table
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    • I was chatting with one of the nurses about the college I'm going to attend, because he graduated from there. I remember trying to convince him that baseball is a real sport up until I blacked out
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    • Fabricated and homosexual
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    • Aren't we all a gleeful slug in one way or another?
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    • Guys I'm going camping and it's gonna be SUUUPER boring, I wish there were some cool campfire tricks I could do or something...
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    • And everyone clapped. Also inoon
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    • Little did you know you're party would end with sweet, sweet death. You would be happy to know your debts are no longer owed. No more taxes. No more bills. Just sweet darkness and silence.
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    • I may or may not do this completely sober
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    • i was awake for the surgery on my hand and started crying because they obviously numbed it and I thought they cut it off because I couldn't feel it
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    • Where's the funny?
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    • Waste of a feature
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    • Thanks for wasting my fucking time
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    • Why is this featured
      Jayrawdog 20 aug
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    • Injected with the downs
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    • And then everyone clapped
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    • When I had my tonsillectomy, my sister had it a few weeks ago and they called the calming drug princess juice, so when they were prepping me for my surgery I was already high and screamed "Where the fuck is my princess juice" and the nurses thought that was hilarious
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    • I imagined my fuckimg doctor was an octopus and then heard an Apache helicopter
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    • For some reason I didnt really read the first half, and immediately assumed that OP was a doctor. I was like why the fuck are you tripping before surgery mqm
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    • Originally I thought they were the doctor, not the patient
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    • This is bullshit, when I had surgery they just numbed the area and cut into me and like 5 nurses were having conversations with me while it was happening. I wanna be drugged and given a party hat
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    • ok
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    • When I had cartilage removed from my knee at 12, the doctor said "now just think about Donkey from Shrek or something"
      Brionna 19 aug
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    • Last time i had surgery they put the "happy time" stuff in me, and as soon as it kicked in i went, "whoa, so this is what blue taste like."
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    • When I went in for heart surgery my anesthesiologist said I don’t remember him being a dick, he was wrong
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    • Gleeful slug
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    • I was in 6th grade when I got my tonsils out and was put under anesthesia for the first time. I remember seeing orange fuzz my vision as the lady said, “Sweet dreams!”
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    • I remember I went in for surgery, and the only thing I remember before I went under, was that I was so nervous and anxious my heart was beating super fast. They were like: "You need to calm down!!" And I was just profusely apologizing over and over again on the operating table.
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    • Fake
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    • I remember waking up off the anesthesia and was sobbing because someone took off my hat while I was still under.
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    • Sounds like a lie but ok.
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    • We’ve all been there man, we’ve all been there
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    • Did this actually happened? Probably not.
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    • That was retarded
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    • I thought he was the surgeon for a second and was comfused
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    • Gay ass post
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    • yeah um they put the hair thing on you wayy before any drugs.
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    • Fun fact: I found out that I have a high drug tolerance. Via the doctor. It was painful.
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    • They then proceeded to pour salt on her
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    • That's probably exactly what most people do
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    • Finding features must be difficult and I respect the work that's done here to try and keep us entertained.
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