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    • Ladys and gents my wife is 9 cm dilated and my son could be here any time wish me luck!!!
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    • I never cared, i would say i enjoyed sharing dinner with some nice strangers. To me it was apart of the experience as well.
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    • Big families stay winning
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    • It sure does feel weird eating out all by yourself and it makes it even weirder when people stare at you.
      K_6_N_Z 3 sep
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    • It’s always helps if you’re better at catching shrimp in your mouth tho
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    • That fucking ruins it like just let me chill with my fam or homies
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    • Bringing back memories I forgot I had and now I hate hibachi
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    • Nah it's cool. Feels super lame being at a hibachi table that's mostly empty seats
      Jables5 3 sep
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    • you ever had a female hibachi chef cause I haven't
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    • I went to a hibachi for the first time last year. An old nice couple sat next to us. I was chatting them up and making them laugh. Then I told them it was my friends bachelor party and he was gonna marry my sister. Meals done so I go to the bathroom. I come back and they paid for everyone's meal.
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    • I’ve always had cool experiences with others though. While trying to flip shrimp in my mouth, the chef missed and some random dad who was sitting next to me had his reflexes kick in full gear; dude slapped that shit with an empty plate and managed to land it. Best day of my fucking life despite...
      The_ONI 4 sep
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    • And they're a super white family that claps at EVERYthing
      Devil112 4 sep
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    • Once I was at a hibachi restaurant and this couple got sat at the same table as us. It was the chicks birthday and she had one of those flower candles that opened up when you lit it anfo played music. Something messed up and it wouldn't stop playing music, so we sat there for 20 minutes (1/2)
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    • *stares awkwardly across the table during the onion choo choo*
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    • I always welcomed having others at the table. The more, the merrier. That said, it's been a long time since I've gone to a hibachi restaurant.
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    • I'm fine with it. Usually they kind their own business or they interact with you in a friendly manner
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    • I went to one of these places with my dad when like a week after I turned 21. We sat with this guy who was probably in his late 20s with his girlfriend. When the sake was going around I was surprisingly good at it and was able to go for a while. Longer than anyone we were eating with at least. Pt 1
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    • I be vibing with the other family like "welcome to the table new family....make yourselves comfortable because we're going to make this the best table in the restaurant right now."
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    • Depends on the family. Sometimes it makes the experience better unless you wind up in a relationship with their daughter for 6 years only for it to end in her cheating. Now the positive association you once had with hibachi no longer evokes feelings of innocence and joy but rather rage and betrayal.
      Guiltyyy 5 sep
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    • Once me an my family of 7 went to hibachi for my birthday and they seated a couple right at the end so there were no empty seats. I’ve never been angry while at a restaurant, even when the mess up my order, and I understand they have only a couple chefs, but I’ve never been so pissed lol
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    • It’s weird when someone goes alone and they join your family that’s pretty weird ngl very uncomfortable
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    • Big family, whole table
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    • I love eating at hibachi tables, makes me want to get one in my own kitchen
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    • Nah I establish dominance by catching the shrimp with my mouth as they fumble it and get smacked in the face. Superior genes bitch.
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    • Yeah well, you'll never have to worry about that again.
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    • Tbh, I actually always liked that aspect. I met a good friend at hibachi and our local place doesn't get many Karen's so it's usually just friendly strangers
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    • I dunno I got a couple sassy black ladys last time. Kinda made the night.
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    • Only time it's cool, is if that family pulls you in on their bill for crowding you. I'm like, heck I'll be family for free food. Bring your whole fam for all I care lol.
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    • What??
      Beastish 4 sep
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    • Some of the best dinners I’ve had were with strangers!
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    • I wanted hibachi really bad one night so I went alone and was seated with this jamaican family. They were so nice to me and they were a blast to share a dinner experience with. By the end of the meal they essentially adopted me into their group.
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    • i wouldn’t mind esp if got some chiccs
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    • It can be either super chill or you get an old couple who just says nothing and glares every time you say a swear word
      chisled 4 sep
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    • We’d get pretty chill people when we did
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    • That’s part of the experience for me, especially when the chef starts conversing with both families. It’s such a great social environment.
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    • When i was 12 me and my mom went for my birthday and they say a bunch of teenage girls at our table and it was also one of thier bdays and the chef completely ignored me and my mom and focused completely on them
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    • What's that
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    • I hated this
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    • made friends with another family that way yall just antisocial
      Zenzaga 4 sep
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    • Yeah cause meeting new people is so horrific
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    • Damn bruh, youre so fucken quirky being so antisocial. Cant even tolerate being near a stranger for a minimum of an hour.
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    • I used to work at a hibachi joint in Hoover AL. The place was always crawling with nigs and it was an everyday thing for someone to walk out on their tab. Animals.
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    • I used to love those I always went for my birthday
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    • I actually don't mind that. Made a few friends that way
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    • That’s why you show up with a group that takes up all of the seats
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    • Thats kind of the concept of hibachi dont like it, don't go...
      Spazztic 7 sep
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    • Not during Covid they aren’t
      Hulivron 7 sep
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    • surprising how friendly people get at hibachi places actually
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    • What kind of dumbass doesn't like the feeling of companionship with random other people at the Hibachi that gives dope ass food
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    • My family always had 6 people or more so never had to really worry about that. When I go with my wife that happens though. Sucks when they have kids too so you feel censored
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    • I went to a hibachi once and they sat someone with us. They only ordered like $12 worth of food while somehow the cook gave them like half of my parents $30 meal
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    • Not anymore!
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    • Who gives a shit..?
      NRogue13 6 sep
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    • Why are you going to hibachi then???
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    • I’ve always only go with one person my mom or ex gf and they usually would seat us with another party of 2 but sometimes they had a baby..
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    • going to hibachi for the first time on monday anybody got something simple i can order?
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    • Now they put dividers up! Kinda nice actually
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    • This the 13th time I've seen this
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    • Not as bad as getting set next to a family celebrating their kids birthdays right after taking an edible
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    • And your mom and their mom are both karens
      indikush 5 sep
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    • I kinda enjoy talking to the people at my table, but maybe that's just me
      Muffled 5 sep
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    • I was a host at a hibachi restaurant we do that because we have to each grill is on a timer to heat up for 20 min once that timer is over we can’t sit anyone else so we have to sit as many people as we can at the grills in order to still make money
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    • Lol exactly and they wanna keep talking to you and your party
      hnic9622 5 sep
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    • They did this to me and my friend in Ohio. The people was actually cool and the chef kept giving us rice wine in shots over the grill. We spent the whole night talking about the Nintendo switch and Rick and morty 😂. It’s not always bad
      Lojacks 5 sep
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    • Just go with a large enough group that tbey dont do that
      Manako 5 sep
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    • And that’s why Hibachi isn’t more popular than it is because no one going out with the family to sit too close with another family and have them talk over you
      Snunior 5 sep
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    • I got a really nice old couple so it was cool
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    • We housed 2 really pretty danish exchange students and took them to a hibachi place for the first time, they were so impressed. Naturally it was a social outing with pretty girls involved so I got hammered and awkwardly kept to myself
      Kqmden 5 sep
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    • Red nec
      redlad 5 sep
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    • What kind of anti social fuck wouldn't want that providing they aren't annoying? Every time I've eaten at a place where they sit you with others it always makes the occasion more interesting.
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    • Guys I’m starting to think that girls don’t get naked, have you ever seen a naked girl?
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    • Sharing hibachi with mysterious strangers is one if life's true delights
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    • hibachi is extremely overrated, change my mind
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    • I’ve never been to a hibachi grill. Sucks
      jaitom 5 sep
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    • Don’t go to a hibachi restaurant then dumbass
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    • Am I the only one who has never been to one of these? Also, I’m 32. 😐
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    • Last time we ate hibachi, me, husband, 2 kids, we were chatting entire time with an older couple. They left first, we asked for our bill, & they had already paid ours too. ♡♡♡
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    • Okay but for real, my first time eating at a hibachi grill I was with this couple who had a little girl (probably 3 years old) and that kid was so sweet. I hope she’s doing well now.
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    • Clearly you never got a high five after drinking sake for 30 seconds straight.
      0rcbolg 5 sep
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    • I never miss a shrimp
      Skat 5 sep
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    • 6 feet
      am7l33 5 sep
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    • My favorite place started hiring Guatemalans and the quality went downhill
      Bonf 5 sep
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    • They did this at my gf's bday. Family was rude bc my gf is physically disabled, so they stared at her wheelchair the whole time. Pissed me off.
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    • That’s why hibachi is considered a big deal with my gang. Won’t go unless we can fill a table. Don’t want randos
      TheCrow 5 sep
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    • This is actually really annoying
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    • One time I got sat with two random couples and one of the girls was extremely drunk, she noticed I accidentally spilled my water but I was too nervous to ask for napkins so she got a waiter and somehow got me over 20 napkins lmao
      Mak9169 5 sep
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    • When the fine girl from the other family sits next to you tho, so you have to catch the rice
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    • As a host id always do this on purpose to the rude families that came in
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    • Wtf is hibachi
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    • When they sit black people with you at the hibachi restaurant. They should reserve a table for their own species.
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    • I sat at a table with another family while on a date with my girlfriend and they paid for our whole meal which was like 70$
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    • Everytime, and usually with small children.
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    • The fucking fuck is a Hibachi table and why is it so big
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    • Yall are a bunch of antisocial fucks
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    • Thats why i always make my family go late. Once its like around 7/8 they seat you by yourself as there normally is not enough people. Also dont go on weekends.
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    • Nah shits all good. More people to enjoy hibachi the better
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    • Well yeah you rich fuck. Its not just for you
      millstj 4 sep
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