BILLY-BOB YOU LIKE THAT TOILET BRUSH GOT CHA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
WELL MAW GOING BACK TO PAPER
Moneyluv Moneyluv
24 sep 2020
BILLY-BOB YOU LIKE THAT TOILET BRUSH GOT CHA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? WELL MAW GOING BACK TO PAPER
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric
Tiggywinkles
When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
fickle_citysupre_v8 fickle_citysupre_v8
19 sep 2020
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric Tiggywinkles When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
Me returning to my bedroom after spending all day in the living room
Os 5.810 378 opmerkingen 799 keer gedeeld
Vind ik leuk Opmerking pleat... Delen
& Bold to assume I left my bedroom
Conc3ept Conc3ept
18 nov 2020
Me returning to my bedroom after spending all day in the living room Os 5.810 378 opmerkingen 799 keer gedeeld Vind ik leuk Opmerking pleat... Delen & Bold to assume I left my bedroom
think Well, this is someone has the dog's entered the Problem house!
swiftie_13 swiftie_13
21 sep 2020
think Well, this is someone has the dog's entered the Problem house!
1. Iron Stare
2. Private America
3. Thur
4. The Help
5. House Spider
6. Steak Fries
cuntwithspunk cuntwithspunk
24 feb
1. Iron Stare 2. Private America 3. Thur 4. The Help 5. House Spider 6. Steak Fries
You thiak
I can do this
I all day, you poofy
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
24 sep 2020
You thiak I can do this I all day, you poofy
"COMPLAINING ABOUT A PROBLEM WITHOUT POSING A SOLUTION IS CALLED WHINING."
TEDDY ROOSEVELT
ThePatnoonicTemplar ThePatnoonicTemplar
5 oct 2020
"COMPLAINING ABOUT A PROBLEM WITHOUT POSING A SOLUTION IS CALLED WHINING." TEDDY ROOSEVELT
90% Your Job As A Dad Is To Stare At Your
Kids Like This Until They Act Right
Sarcasthole Sarcasthole
31 mar
90% Your Job As A Dad Is To Stare At Your Kids Like This Until They Act Right
When you live in a small country and see someone mention it on the internet
ZDogCanVibe ZDogCanVibe
14 jun
When you live in a small country and see someone mention it on the internet
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say
"she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house"
@dailsy
Pamperos21 Pamperos21
23 sep 2020
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say "she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house" @dailsy
SantaCruz SantaCruz
25 sep 2020
girls been giving me shit for buying a 30 year old nissan
When many of the original 13 colonies start trying to ban guns
Wihomas had never seen such bullshit before, I
Mr_Poopy_Butthole1 Mr_Poopy_Butthole1
31 dec 2020
When many of the original 13 colonies start trying to ban guns Wihomas had never seen such bullshit before, I
2005 Paul Rudd had a picture of 2018
Paul Rudd on his tee shirt. Hence proved that he's a time traveller which is why he never ages
DarkWeirdo88 DarkWeirdo88
7 jan 2021
2005 Paul Rudd had a picture of 2018 Paul Rudd on his tee shirt. Hence proved that he's a time traveller which is why he never ages
when you're alone doing a task in electrical and a crew member comes up and stands beside you
fsoftly]
n't.
SCP_2521 SCP_2521
4 oct 2020
when you're alone doing a task in electrical and a crew member comes up and stands beside you fsoftly] n't.
ANIMALS
Kids Leave Puppy To Die After
Covering It With Industrial Glue,
However It Refuses To Give Up
*Ignites lightsaber with malicious intent*
Camarath Camarath
26 sep 2020
ANIMALS Kids Leave Puppy To Die After Covering It With Industrial Glue, However It Refuses To Give Up *Ignites lightsaber with malicious intent*
The Babylon Bee
CSD) @TheBabylonBee
Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks
Lockdowns Will End Someday
BabylonBee BabylonBee
13 apr
The Babylon Bee CSD) @TheBabylonBee Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks Lockdowns Will End Someday
This woman saw a lion in a fucking train station and her first instinct was
to beat the living shit out of it
ItsMichael ItsMichael
3 mar
This woman saw a lion in a fucking train station and her first instinct was to beat the living shit out of it
Krista Fullerton(:
@kristaaaaaaa_
So in my roommates lab, one of her classmates has a service dog and
apparently service dogs also have to wear lab gear
Y'all.. just look how cute this is
cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
26 sep 2020
Krista Fullerton(: @kristaaaaaaa_ So in my roommates lab, one of her classmates has a service dog and apparently service dogs also have to wear lab gear Y'all.. just look how cute this is
That one friend who doesn't
touch his popcorn and drink before the movie starts.
He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
Realvision Realvision
30 mar
That one friend who doesn't touch his popcorn and drink before the movie starts. He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will