Steve Harvey
Stop sending me this shit! I don't use that kind of toothbrush
@tho weld see
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cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
21 sep 2020
Steve Harvey Stop sending me this shit! I don't use that kind of toothbrush @tho weld see Ovor of deys over the age of are affected by gum disease SAVE YOUR DOG'S LIFE NOW!! Free Worldwide Shipping
Me: *uses a different method to solve the problem*
The math teacher:
Well, new ideas are fine, but they're also illegal
CaiyaNicole CaiyaNicole
4 dec 2020
Me: *uses a different method to solve the problem* The math teacher: Well, new ideas are fine, but they're also illegal
child: dad I got you a present.
dad: wow a bag child: no inside
dad: wow tissue paper child: daaaad underneath dad:
CJ_meme_lord CJ_meme_lord
25 dec 2020
child: dad I got you a present. dad: wow a bag child: no inside dad: wow tissue paper child: daaaad underneath dad:
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
FunnyOverlordX
16 jun
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
Jesus my showing me memes explaining from why my phone and explaining why cant go to heaven
Spiders Spiders
27 jan
Jesus my showing me memes explaining from why my phone and explaining why cant go to heaven
When the waitress calls your man
"babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.
lettuceServerlife lettuceServerlife
22 sep 2020
When the waitress calls your man "babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.
When the teacher says your going to fail, but you pass with a 65
Valyrison Valyrison
8 may
When the teacher says your going to fail, but you pass with a 65
Googled 'pussy fisting' and was not disappointed
jdub1559
25 may
Googled 'pussy fisting' and was not disappointed
Me: I'm gunna creampie you later
Her: But I'm on my period..
Me: Raspberry pie it is
CollinGranahan01 CollinGranahan01
25 feb
Me: I'm gunna creampie you later Her: But I'm on my period.. Me: Raspberry pie it is
Image Wikipedia I JohnnyRRusso
Super Mario is named after real-life businessman Mario
Segale, who was renting out a warehouse to Nintendo.
After Nintendo fell far behind on rent, Segale did not evict them but gave them a second chance to come up with the money. Nintendo succeeded and named their main character after him.
UnusualFaqs UnusualFaqs
14 dec 2020
Image Wikipedia I JohnnyRRusso Super Mario is named after real-life businessman Mario Segale, who was renting out a warehouse to Nintendo. After Nintendo fell far behind on rent, Segale did not evict them but gave them a second chance to come up with the money. Nintendo succeeded and named their main character after him.
You have hr to eat 500 nuggets, who do you choose to help you?
ash420 ash420
12 mar
You have hr to eat 500 nuggets, who do you choose to help you?
EyeDrops EyeDrops
24 sep 2020
TikTok Me after scoring 56 points in flag football at recess:
don't let guys treat you like free salsa, you are guac
babygirl
don't let guys treat you like free salsa, you are guac babygirl
hen she's your girl VS when y'all
break up
SS
lightnt14 lightnt14
11 feb
hen she's your girl VS when y'all break up SS
over
on, fave mare biad
You foall was traitted in the Jedifacis by
Count Docku!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
HunterForHire HunterForHire
27 sep 2020
over on, fave mare biad You foall was traitted in the Jedifacis by Count Docku! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
When you try Little Cesar's for the first time and it's not complete garbage like everyone said it would be
BuggyBob BuggyBob
22 jan 2021
When you try Little Cesar's for the first time and it's not complete garbage like everyone said it would be
aceswapping trump and biden produces one of the most british looking people imaginable
Codreanu Codreanu
15 oct 2020
aceswapping trump and biden produces one of the most british looking people imaginable