• when the teacher gives you an
about
me assignment and you have to list
3 things you like about yourself
Damn... I kinda hate myself
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    • I hate those. like I don’t want to talk about myself can we talk about the actual topic of the class
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    • Mine usually went along the lines of I like the fact that I have a dog. I like that I have a Netflix account. I like that I have legs
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    • I like your cut g
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    • I had a stroke reading that then I reread it and was like, oh that makes sense now
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    • Seriously though Fuck the teachers tht think these "get to know you" things are a good idea. Like I know atleast half the people in this class already.
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    • Poetry 27 jul
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    • I hate you too you sack of shit
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    • Those assignments were really the worst. Especially if you had to present it. Like its bragging or lying which is really dumb and creates animosity
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    • My brain just kinda dies when I have to do this stuff.
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    • Lovehurts 27 jul
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    • Everyone on this app is so sad and hateful towards themselves. I really hope you guys find happiness one day
      Octopuppy 27 jul
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    • I couldn’t even list three things about myself, let alone what I would like.
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    • HongDong 27 jul
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    • I hate bragging. Those assignments are the worst.
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    • I'm a lizard. I get all the girls. I save people 15% or more on car insurance.
      Geico 27 jul
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    • Whoever likes this comment I’ll love you forever (or don’t like it, I still love you)
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    • “Write an interesting story about your highschool life”
      PEARCUBS 27 jul
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    • Fun fact this kid in the picture is named Jamir and I just graduated with him this past Sunday
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    • I hate those. Like I can’t remember shit about myself other than video game.
      Cables 27 jul
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    • Man fuck. Put a comma please. Im mentally retarded and cant read.
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    • insecure gang rise up
      Sprigy 27 jul
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    • I'm racist, I'm white, I'm an American
      Kewl 27 jul
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    • I hate those, it just feels so vain. I’d rather do the normal thing and just talk about stuff I like
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    • Once in marching band I was asked one thing I need to do better and one thing I'm doing really well. I gave a bunch of things I needed to do better but seriously couldn't think of anything I was doing well. Went home and cried. Rough fucking day
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      IFunFacts 27 jul
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    • 50 things you don't like about yourself: easy. 3 things you like about yourself: Hard assignment
      Haylyn666 27 jul
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    • I like nothing, nothing, and nothing.
      Koolmems 27 jul
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    • Dude like when they ask you interesting things about you
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    • Just make the facts about yourself super sad so the teacher doesnt do another assignment like that
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    • You know you guys have intrinsic value just being human right? You dont have to be funny, smart, sexy etc and no one has a right to treat you like shit because u think u lack those qualities. Including yourself. That's an important first step in confidence and self love. You got this guys.
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    • Y'all need to work on self love
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    • I don’t hate myself I just don’t want to sound egotistical
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    • I hated Thanksgiving cause you always had to write 5 or 10 things you're thankful for and I couldn't even lie for the grade
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    • Or when you had to write about an interesting experience you had and all your experiences were boring
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    • I like my hair, my...
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    • i always say really trivial and weird shit. one time i just went “lettuce” as my favorite activity and the teacher didn’t understand but the class did
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    • I always hated that because I feel so narcissistic doing that
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    • I like that I hate myself
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    • I like my tits, thighs, and humor
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    • RSbt 30 jul
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    • I had do a phone interview and the interviewer wanted me to list my best traits. I just laughed and hung up.
      Memed 29 jul
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    • Maybe you should do them because you write like a retard
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    • I like my eyes. They're the same color as my poop. Green.
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    • Why do they even need to ask? Not even trying to be quirky, I just don’t want to talk about myself
      Kyanite15 27 jul
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    • I like that none of my organs are failing. And that's pretty much it.
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    • Guys I’m trying to out-like my friend help me out
      Gunser 27 jul
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    • I hate it when that happens, or when you have to list something you did well in your last presentation/project or whatever
      EdgeRuko 27 jul
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    • I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
      Karsus101 27 jul
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    • Me but with interviews
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    • In my Spanish class we had these and I really wanted to mention how that class is the reason I’m so depressed and suicidal now
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    • I like that I don't have weird fetishes. Does that count?
      Kickslap 28 jul
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    • “List 3 ways COVID changed your life”
      SaberChan 28 jul
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    • Does anyone else find it hard to talk good about yourself cause idk why but I just can’t
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    • Well, that just makes me feel like I'm bragging, which i dont like to be seen doing most of the time
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    • Or you have to list your hobbies and realize you’re boring af
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    • Hold on, damn, I actually have to think now
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    • Deadass this shit gave me so much anxiety and then they wanted to you to read that shit in front of the class , Like can I just write an essay on the Constitution instead like damn.
      sirbruh47 27 jul
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    • Im relaxed i just dont be giving a fuck
      _AD_ 27 jul
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    • Those were so pointless. Its not like the teacher is going to remember everything about all their students or actually give a fuck.
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    • These genuinely suck. I cry, jerk off and am generally useless. What the fuck is there to like?
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    • I had a stroke reading this
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    • Sighs me to kid
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    • nah i dont
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    • Damn bro that’s absolutely hilarious😐😐 so relatable right guys? 😐😐😐
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    • For whatever reason, when I went to college we had to do one of those. When I said I enjoyed hunting, I was called a murderer by at least 3 art majors
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    • i have yellow hair, i am a boy, i like dogs
      hert_man 28 jul
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    • Mine goes........ uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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    • I honestly had difficulty with this when they asked in school
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    • I got an 85 percent on the 3 page essay about myself I was supposed to write. Because I didnt integrate course material into me describing myself. Like wot
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    • My all time favorite teacher was a permanent sub I had after my English teacher gave birth, she was super young, and very understanding. We were allowed to answer texts quickly in class, she got rid of all of the class presentations we would have had to do because she knew how much anxiety itgave...
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    • I did one of those in like 11th grade I think it was and I wrote "I sock at spooling" for the first one. 2nd i said "my favorwite show was da fwash." and lastly I am super sewlf conscious about my righting."
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    • One day I'll die, I have good taste in music and my dick works
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    • Bro same
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    • Thanks for all the likes guys! <3
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    • I can only think of one...I like plants
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    • I would just list a few things people told me they liked about me
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    • "I want you to stand up and tell everyone something interesting about yourself"
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    • Is there anyone in these comments that is actually self confident besides me?
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    • Uhhhh too close to home back up
      Haomia 27 jul
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    • You guys are awesome you just don’t know it stop downing yourself
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    • Honestly.
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    • Did anyone else has those cuz you felt like you were bragging
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    • i overall like myself, but naming good qualities about yourself is always damn hard.
      waadword 27 jul
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    • Those things alway made my teachers worry about me and send me to the councilor
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    • Ngl i agree
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    • i remember what a wake up call those assignments were. in highschool i realized that i had managed to surround myself with extraordinary people but i myself was nothing special. so i started improving myself in little ways to be worthy of the company i keep
      Neeev 27 jul
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    • My eyes, my hat, and my ability to not give a single fuck
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    • I like that I get good grades... uh...
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    • I had an assignment like this and my answers concerned my professor enough that she felt it necessary to have a conversation with me outside of class
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    • I relate to this so hard
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    • I like me. Pretty good if he says so myself.
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    • I like my white shirts
      Cr1tikal 27 jul
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    • Honor, star wars knowledge, and my sick ass mustache.
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    • I like... that... i... *cries in corner*
      kye8757 27 jul
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    • Aight that’s funny but like ow
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