when the teacher brings her kid to class
Girls: OMG he is soo cute
Boys:
Baby Throwing Contest
MrBeast Shorts 2.8 lakh views 1 hour ago
deyspocito222 deyspocito222
25 sep 2020
when the teacher brings her kid to class Girls: OMG he is soo cute Boys: Baby Throwing Contest MrBeast Shorts 2.8 lakh views 1 hour ago
our full-grown, 90-pound dog who stiFthinks he's a puppy
your lap
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
27 sep 2020
our full-grown, 90-pound dog who stiFthinks he's a puppy your lap
Day 351 of 15 days to flatten the curve but now I'm hiding from aerial Chinese Anal
Drone Bot. (MAR 2021)
ChUcky16 ChUcky16
2 mar
Day 351 of 15 days to flatten the curve but now I'm hiding from aerial Chinese Anal Drone Bot. (MAR 2021)
NEW TEST FOR SENIORS DRIVERS'
LICENSE RENEWAL...
lap
singleWarthunder singleWarthunder
23 jun
NEW TEST FOR SENIORS DRIVERS' LICENSE RENEWAL... lap
This is how I want to die
BB
Chrysippus, an ancient Athenian philosopher, died from laughing at one of his own jokes.
This is how I want to die BB Chrysippus, an ancient Athenian philosopher, died from laughing at one of his own jokes.
MODERNA PFIZER
MODERNA PFIZER
When you tell your man all the tea because he's your best friend
Nala_Marie Nala_Marie
15 apr
When you tell your man all the tea because he's your best friend
Bread maker: I've baked you're bread sir
Genius who's about to invent toast:
do it again
Spiders Spiders
4 dec 2020
Bread maker: I've baked you're bread sir Genius who's about to invent toast: do it again
Me, sitting at the children's table during a
family party
You don't fuckin' know shit about Pokemon
eddro96 eddro96
10d
Me, sitting at the children's table during a family party You don't fuckin' know shit about Pokemon
A group of flat earthers spent $20.000 on laser gyroscope in an attempt to prove that the Earth does not rotate. Instead, the laser actually picked up a drift, showing that the
Earth does rotate. This pretty much proved the exact opposite of their theory.
Well, well, well, how the turntables
TayIor TayIor
27 sep 2020
A group of flat earthers spent $20.000 on laser gyroscope in an attempt to prove that the Earth does not rotate. Instead, the laser actually picked up a drift, showing that the Earth does rotate. This pretty much proved the exact opposite of their theory. Well, well, well, how the turntables
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
noon_husband noon_husband
3 jan 2021
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
Friend: You got any plans tonight?
Me:
AWS
myplaymate myplaymate
24 apr
Friend: You got any plans tonight? Me: AWS
thats right... buy all of cumcoin and dump all my fartbucks into booba
ShitPostGod ShitPostGod
11 may
thats right... buy all of cumcoin and dump all my fartbucks into booba
Me checking my bank account every hour for that stimulus check.
AS
ip HopMemesDaily
staples1724 staples1724
1 jan 2021
Me checking my bank account every hour for that stimulus check. AS ip HopMemesDaily
Cyberpunk Mark Zuckerberg looks more
human than the actual Mark Zuckerberg
OTHER CHARACTERS WILL REFE PRONOUNS (LE.
VOICE TONE
SKIN TONE
SKIN TYPE
HAIRSTYLE
HAIR COLOR
@ ate
brobreezy brobreezy
16 dec 2020
Cyberpunk Mark Zuckerberg looks more human than the actual Mark Zuckerberg OTHER CHARACTERS WILL REFE PRONOUNS (LE. VOICE TONE SKIN TONE SKIN TYPE HAIRSTYLE HAIR COLOR @ ate
Drink responsibly.
KingAlex KingAlex
19 may
Drink responsibly.
When I'm in a Zoom meeting and I hear someone's cat meow
I would like to see the baby.
JmoneyWitDaHoneys JmoneyWitDaHoneys
25 sep 2020
When I'm in a Zoom meeting and I hear someone's cat meow I would like to see the baby.
NOT?
BEETLEJUICE!
BEETLEJUICE!
Spartakiss Spartakiss
28 oct 2020
NOT? BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!
Girls say that Post Malone is hot. I'm starting to realize that I'm not ugly. I'm just broke
Hotwire Hotwire
16 dec 2020
Girls say that Post Malone is hot. I'm starting to realize that I'm not ugly. I'm just broke
High fps and low temps will come to you if you thank gaming doggo
ff
SirCattoThe1st SirCattoThe1st
23 sep 2020
High fps and low temps will come to you if you thank gaming doggo ff