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    • Imagine smoking like a fucking retard
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    • Smoking is disgusting knew a girl who smoked so i ran her over
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    • How to sneek cigarettes into school
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    • Smoking Gun...
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    • I dont care, i smoke. Its my choice. Do you think i like living? Tf im speeding up my own demise.
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    • Smoke that fool
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    • ngl i love the smell of cigarettes for some reason i don’t smoke but i just like the smell of them
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    • These people be throwing shit at people who smoke instead of giving advice to smokers, really shows the type of people on here.
      Leroy_8 6 sep
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    • As someone who has some light asthma, this would probably get me to cough like I caught corona
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    • Stopping power rounds loaded
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    • Gimme all the hentai and porn! I accept all!
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    • Smoke em boys
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    • I quit
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    • Flip them around, that way they're already lit, and go in the right way!
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    • DUDE this was featured like an year ago
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    • you don't want the smoke...
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    • Talking?
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    • "Joe Camel sends his regards."
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    • He don’t want the “smoke” haha
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    • Clean lungs stay mad!
      pabst 6 sep
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    • Ive had asthma all my life that shit is annoying af
      za_fool_ 6 sep
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    • Damn smoking turned this app WAY toxic wtd
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    • Some people will never be as cool as us
      Cameltoe 6 sep
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    • Don’t you hate when you have a fucking asthma attack and almost d1e
      Eklipse 6 sep
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    • Shouldn't they go in the other way
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    • Jokes on you I'm into that shit
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    • Smoking gives you AIDs
      Keithlol 6 sep
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    • Smoking is hot
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    • Ciggs are for niggs
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    • 1 like = 1 like
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    • Puts a new meaning in the term "A Smoking Gun"
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    • Hey I know this is a joke but when I was a kid around 5 years old I was walking home from school with my dad and these 2 men were smoking in front of us they had probably 17 cigarettes I was told by my dad hey hold your breath I said why and he told me you have asthma then like 7 minutes go by (1/2)
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    • Smoking is cringe
      Minion_ 6 sep
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    • Smoking is gay
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    • I have multiple friends with asthma who smoke cigarettes. Yes, they're not the brightest
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    • Mista six pistol
      green_sus 10 sep
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    • If you had a 454 this cigarette would fit great
      TheBlue_ 8 sep
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    • Yea when the kid with peanut allergies starts talking shit you just gotta through the peanut butter sandwich with no jelly at his face
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    • Damn, no need to smoke the kid.
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    • You think that'll stop me? I've survived when my own damn lungs decided that air was suddenly poisonous. At this point im completely immune to all respiratory problems (yes even THAT one)
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    • activate second hand smoke trap card
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    • Smoking is disgusting. It really messes with my breathing and it just smells fucking nasty.
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    • They're in backwards. Filter thing first so it goes in the mouth
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    • I have asthma and I smoke whats the problem
      Homer 8 sep
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    • When the gun is smoking, idk I’m from Britain
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    • SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
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    • I am the person with asthma lol
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    • Asthma roulette
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    • Being the kid with asthma is hard but id fuckin die if that was shot at me
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    • HAHAHA, I smoke a pack a day and I have asthma and a history of heart issues runs in my family. Watch me speedrun this play through. No armor, no stats, just start to finish as fast as possible.
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    • He don’t want the smoke
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    • i have asthma and i still smoke 💀
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    • I like how this implies that bc he has asthma a cigarette is more deadly than a bullet 😂
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    • Wouldn't it make more sense to flip the cigs around
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    • Just got my first handgun this weekend
      whiten76 7 sep
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    • Imagine being able to breathe, tf?? 🤔
      safePDX 7 sep
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    • Smoke his ass
      Creampi 7 sep
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    • God I need to get off the ciggies
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    • Cigs taste and smell comforting
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    • I have asthma and smoke like a retard
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    • I’m on day 1 of quitting and this lit made me tear up I feel so weak
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    • Smoke is bad
      Deceived 7 sep
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    • I have asthma and smoke so what up?
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    • Jokes on you I'm into that
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    • Roberts got a quick hand
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    • As a person with asthma, I am genuinely terrified of this.
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    • Left a like only for your pfp
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    • For mother fuckas who want to die so bad. Y’all sure do hate smoking
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    • Or, hear me out, we could use real bullets
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    • I have asthma and can confirm this is my weakness
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    • Cigars are dank though
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    • Anti smoking ads > most scary movies
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    • I have asthma, and breathing 2nd hand smoke threw the nose is the absolute worse, breathing smoke threw the mouth isn't that bad, just a funny taste. It's the nose that gets you.
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    • So we can both shit and cuuuum
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    • I have asthma and sometimes I vape and smoke sum grass when the boys are around, but I also rap and play football. Not quite sure how none of those things effect my asthma, but somehow waking up in the morning with the fan on does.
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    • Me playing russian roulette with cancer and pulling the trigger everytime.
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    • Other way around
      MHWGG 6 sep
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    • So would you call this a smoking gun?
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    • I have asthma and that would definitely noon me
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    • Jokes on you I have asthma and STILL smoke ciggys
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    • how do people not know how to breathe
      JTelis 6 sep
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    • Some people will never be as cool as us :/
      Cameltoe 6 sep
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    • As a kid with asthma, yeah, you can noon with cigarette smoke XD
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    • Guess it’s an asthma attack
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    • I saw something on 1000 ways to die where this guys friend kept bumming cigs off him, so he put them into a shotgun shell casing and shot him and he died
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    • Im going to smoke a joint right now
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    • i suddenly got asthma at the age of 17 it fucking sucks
      Surogou 6 sep
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    • Idk for some reason I read it as "when the kid with asthma starts taking a shit"
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    • I have asthma and I smoke and honestly for me the smoking works better than an inhaler for treating my asthma attacks
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    • If you wanna speed up your own death smoke 20 packs a day that should spped up the process
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    • As long as smokers are cautious about doing it around ppl or in tight spaces where the smell or smoke is too much to bare, then they can do what they want
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    • I quit cigs for a month today!
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    • It fucks me up so much 😂
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    • This is really bad for the gun.
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    • I’ve smoked for years and to this day I don’t understand why I started, now I smoke daily and there’s no point it’s just inhaling and exhaling smoke that doesn’t even get you stoned, if you wanna smoke then smoke weed cos you get something out of it at least
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