When the hospital bills are expensive, but so are funerals.
You won't let me live... You Won't let me die.
MarvelousDCman MarvelousDCman
23 aug 2020
When the hospital bills are expensive, but so are funerals. You won't let me live... You Won't let me die.
A warrior who defeated cancer
yeetcannonmk8 yeetcannonmk8
21 sep 2020
A warrior who defeated cancer
coo
frostee
Cfrosteeflake
WHY DID THEY CAPTION IT THIS
Watch me whip...watch me nae nae...watch me allegedly shoot my cousin in the street and be arrested for his murder.
NZHERALD.CO.NZ Rapper Silento arrested over the murder of his cousin
Spiders Spiders
5 feb
coo frostee Cfrosteeflake WHY DID THEY CAPTION IT THIS Watch me whip...watch me nae nae...watch me allegedly shoot my cousin in the street and be arrested for his murder. NZHERALD.CO.NZ Rapper Silento arrested over the murder of his cousin
Netflix: Are you still there
Me:
bigclout bigclout
1 may
Netflix: Are you still there Me:
INO
That one kid in class:
INO That one kid in class:
"Orange you glad
didn't say banana?!"
BRAZZERS com I
...and that was the last time she had groceries delivered to her house.
DarthBoner DarthBoner
3 apr
"Orange you glad didn't say banana?!" BRAZZERS com I ...and that was the last time she had groceries delivered to her house.
fimbry-talks
Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.
BB tollowthebluebell
One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats
have no conception that there is a future.
There is just now and the jingly toy.
Your cat's name is Yardstick?
tollowthebtuebell
He has three feet.
Jordanmichelle93 Jordanmichelle93
25 sep 2020
fimbry-talks Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics. BB tollowthebluebell One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy. Your cat's name is Yardstick? tollowthebtuebell He has three feet.
When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed
sts.tumbr.cors
Cats Cats
28 sep 2020
When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed sts.tumbr.cors
MS? got a loose tooth!"
MOM: "let's wait until it falls off naturally"
dad:
MS? got a loose tooth!" MOM: "let's wait until it falls off naturally" dad:
*5 mins after getting kidnapped*
"So what made you choose me
*5 mins after getting kidnapped* "So what made you choose me
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for
$500
Klutch145 Klutch145
22 dec 2020
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for $500
When you're finally old enough to listen in on the family gossip and everything starts to make sense
When you're finally old enough to listen in on the family gossip and everything starts to make sense
If anyone sees me at the beach this summer, mind your own business. I ate a lot of bread over the past 12 months.
1blondie 1blondie
14 apr
If anyone sees me at the beach this summer, mind your own business. I ate a lot of bread over the past 12 months.
How I woke up after finding out everybody got a check but me....
LolaBit LolaBit
31 dec 2020
How I woke up after finding out everybody got a check but me....
PICTURE OF LOST CAT
Iffourel call (919) 557
ItsVector ItsVector
23 sep 2020
PICTURE OF LOST CAT Iffourel call (919) 557
Me- gets naked
Her- glares
Mes
He'll grow
SweetTooth585 SweetTooth585
25 may
Me- gets naked Her- glares Mes He'll grow
Mom: Clean your room otherwise
Santa wont bring gifts for you this christmas
me who just got to know Santa doesn't exist:
ah
don't have to play this game, I'm a god
Mom: Clean your room otherwise Santa wont bring gifts for you this christmas me who just got to know Santa doesn't exist: ah don't have to play this game, I'm a god
WHEN "RIGHTY
TURNS INTO "RIGHTY LOOSEY"
Snakecharmer399 Snakecharmer399
26 feb
WHEN "RIGHTY TURNS INTO "RIGHTY LOOSEY"
My mom when the she only realises thing she asked orgot the only thing i asked to bring from the store
KuroXKage KuroXKage
11 dec 2020
My mom when the she only realises thing she asked orgot the only thing i asked to bring from the store
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't
@wordmixrr
a cat person."
we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
26 sep 2020
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't @wordmixrr a cat person." we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us