WHEN THE FOOD RUNS OUT,
WE'LL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER...
Scarletbee Scarletbee
1 may
WHEN THE FOOD RUNS OUT, WE'LL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER...
Here is a picture of Bob Ross eating some pizza
AFloridian AFloridian
9 dec 2020
Here is a picture of Bob Ross eating some pizza
Bank Account: +$1400
Me at 5 Guys: Bring me the
Guy
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
16 mar
Bank Account: +$1400 Me at 5 Guys: Bring me the Guy
When you get 11 nuggets instead of 10
Signature look of superiority
Spiders Spiders
9 feb
When you get 11 nuggets instead of 10 Signature look of superiority
IT IS TIME TO GO. no
acting kinda sus
Death was not An Impostor.
1 Impostor remains
Frickinator Frickinator
24 sep 2020
IT IS TIME TO GO. no acting kinda sus Death was not An Impostor. 1 Impostor remains
Wife: Honey. am I fat?
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
ErosOne ErosOne
16 oct 2020
Wife: Honey. am I fat? Husband: No dear, I like the way you are. Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge. Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
Linda Hathaway Foster
21 No at
I remember watching a YouTube video about a feral lady who built her own home in nature and lived on her own, using fresh spring for water and cooking on the floor of her house (which looked beautiful), and a guy was interviewing her and went
"Isn't this inconvenient though? To have to light a fire every day, before you can even make tea?" and she shot back "Isn't it inconvenient for you to work 8 hours a day just so you don't have to light a fire?" and I was shook. This lady knew what's up while we were still babies. Legendary savage.
~ balkanradfem
CadetBoneSpurs CadetBoneSpurs
21 dec 2020
Linda Hathaway Foster 21 No at I remember watching a YouTube video about a feral lady who built her own home in nature and lived on her own, using fresh spring for water and cooking on the floor of her house (which looked beautiful), and a guy was interviewing her and went "Isn't this inconvenient though? To have to light a fire every day, before you can even make tea?" and she shot back "Isn't it inconvenient for you to work 8 hours a day just so you don't have to light a fire?" and I was shook. This lady knew what's up while we were still babies. Legendary savage. ~ balkanradfem
WTF fun fact #4002
A South Carolina high school student was arrested and suspended, and had his locker searched because of a creative writing assignment where he mentioned buying
gun to shool his pst
com
WhiteCrewmate_ WhiteCrewmate_
30 dec 2020
WTF fun fact #4002 A South Carolina high school student was arrested and suspended, and had his locker searched because of a creative writing assignment where he mentioned buying gun to shool his pst com
This is not the greatest painter in the world. NO.
This is just a tribute.
staples1724 staples1724
15 jan 2021
This is not the greatest painter in the world. NO. This is just a tribute.
Toothless or dog offers comfort to people who hate going to the dentist
Dog
guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.
Gain Gain
26 sep 2020
Toothless or dog offers comfort to people who hate going to the dentist Dog guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.
Flew in a helicopter for the first
time at work, the pilot's helmet
wasn't calming.
lockheed_Martin_F22 lockheed_Martin_F22
23 jul 2020
Flew in a helicopter for the first time at work, the pilot's helmet wasn't calming.
i heard what you said
1emmply choca not to lieten
Dribble Dribble
11d
i heard what you said 1emmply choca not to lieten
Spring Sprint
Day 56
Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him - Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him
Skippy420 Skippy420
24 sep 2020
Spring Sprint Day 56 Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him - Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him
Nothing like falling asleep with a good book!
thiccWarthunderv16 thiccWarthunderv16
23 jun
Nothing like falling asleep with a good book!
FREE CAT!
*I literally hate my cat
*Her name is Sweat Pea but you can rename her don't care
* Does not know how to use litter
*Still getting used to a leash
box
Imagez3882 Imagez3882
22 sep 2020
FREE CAT! *I literally hate my cat *Her name is Sweat Pea but you can rename her don't care * Does not know how to use litter *Still getting used to a leash box
When you're closing apps and you accidentally close the music app...
Chuck_The_Nut Chuck_The_Nut
15 mar
When you're closing apps and you accidentally close the music app...
Her: "I'm not cute."
Also her:
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
27 sep 2020
Her: "I'm not cute." Also her:
Beards make you hotter. This is science.
And mustaches make you creepier. That is also science.
Useeeeernaaaame Useeeeernaaaame
7 oct 2020
Beards make you hotter. This is science. And mustaches make you creepier. That is also science.
Him: You've got a smart mouth, what else can those lips do?
Me:
Tabby Tabby
26 mar
Him: You've got a smart mouth, what else can those lips do? Me: