• When the crackhead at the gas station
starts yelling and rambling but when he's
done he says "have a good day
You are a good man. Thank you
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    • Saw a crackhead outside of Goodwill, he asked for $3 and I'm broke as fuck so I had to tell him I'm sorry, I don't have cash on me and he said "alright, God bless, have a nice day." Then turned right around and immediately yelled at the sky "I'm gonna stay here till I get my God damn shoes"
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    • I had a drunk dude in downtown Missoula start antagonizing me until a tweaker came and started rambling at him and doing his methhead routine. When the drunk dude left, the tweaker gave me a shaky ass fist bump and disappeared.
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    • I was getting money from an ATM yesterday, and a black woman walks up to me, and starts staring at me, like, directly at me. She must have had some sort of autism, because usually you wouldn’t stare at someone directly in their face. Either that or she was just trying to make me uncomfortable.
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    • How's everyone's morning
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    • finally, a relatable meme for someone who works at speedway
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    • TIKTOK IS GONE THANK YOU TRUMP
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    • This happened to me recently and I don’t know if I was going to be robbed or something but I stopped at my gas station after work to buy a drink and snack (I don’t have a car yet) but I see some lady struggling to pay for her stuff at leas I think I do so I offer to pay for it so I can walk home 1/?
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    • My shit weighed 0.5 pounds
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    • Was on my way to the front doors of petco and had to stop in my tracks as the doors opened and a crackhead walked by, pants unbuttoned, white ass hanging out, and screaming "I DONT FUCKING KNOW".
      IamABird 3 aug
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    • Hm only one quotation mark, shame.
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    • “Hey thanks bro you too. Enjoy that crack”
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    • Send me your crackhead memes!
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    • Omfg don’t remind me about that dumpster fire that was the last season of GoT
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    • It’s really unfortunate how so many homeless are truly good people, and how much society looks down on them.
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    • I just stand there wondering "the hell is going on in here?"
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    • He really do be with the shits
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    • Nice. 7 mins late
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    • Bro, I worked at Tutti Frutti, and every two weeks I'd see the same guy walk up to the store, pace around the outside of the place while mouthing words to himself, and then come in and very politely ask for a free sample of strawberry. In hindsight, one of my better customers
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    • i swear for some reason they choose me to talk to out of all the other people around. they’re always really nice if you’re nice but stand your ground
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    • Stop this is Not an ad : Proceeds to talk about honey and how it can save you money.
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    • Who did this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 wait for the ending 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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    • I couldn't even see the features for like 10 mins
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    • I just want a clingy femboy bf to cuddle with.
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    • He looked up and you look more miserable than him.
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    • Why do I have over 800 features
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    • What kind of pro-crackhead propaganda
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    • Famous on YouTube? Make money. Famous on TikTok? Make money. Famous on Instagram? Make money. Famous on IFunny? Nobody gives a shit. Why is that?
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    • Rural America be like
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    • You are a good crackhead. Thank you.
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    • Polite Crack Head...
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    • At our old place we had a meth head neighbor who would come knock on door every few weeks and angrily ramble incoherent nonsense, but end it by smiling, saying “thank you,” and walking away.
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    • Why do you have so many crackheads and crazy ppl in the US? I haven’t seen a single crackhead in my life
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    • God bless
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    • Homeless man came into my job threatening and swearing out my shift lead because she said he had to wear a mask to be served (which is mandated by law where I live)
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    • just started watching got, on S5 now
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    • Was once at a train station in Chicago with my buddy Lance, this crackhead came up asking for change for a bus ride but I just had big bills so I was not giving him shit. I couldn't tell if it was a him or her honestly
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    • First time I went to Florida was for a family vacation and while we were out this random dude walked up to our group and he spoke straight gibberish; the only words I heard was "dO yOu WaTcH rIvErDaLe?"
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    • Is his name L.A beast ?
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    • I always feel bad for them, if they had the opportunity for rehab like so many other drug addicts in our generation today they could’ve had a chance at living a successful life.
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    • I had a crackhead try to give me money once, he asked me for $2 and I was like hold up and was looking through my wallet I could only come up with 40 cent and he was like “that’s all right”. And he pulled a couple of ones and was like “here” my broke ass felt so bad.
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    • Sometimes they got wisdoms hidden behind crackhead lingo. Had one dude named Curly tell me out by the rail yard to “keep my best hoes unfucked”.
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    • “Gg”
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    • Sounds like Frank Gallagher
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    • got Dammit man the mothufuckus, you see this shit! it ain't right mothufucka! and I tell you dis, I ain- if I ain't seen the shit. I ain't seen nothing. and you heard that. you could Them that! god bless you man. and god bless you big man have a good day man.
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    • Sometimes it makes me sad that this is the only thing that survived after the ending of GOT
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    • They just need to vent all their crack thoughts
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    • One a dude at the bus stop was yelling about how he's gonna fuck someone up then he tells me "not you tho"
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    • No body brings up the crackhead adderall kid that never shuts the fuck up.
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    • Did someone said about cocaine???
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    • Wait they finish? I'm still awkwardly standing outside of 7Eleven
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    • Had a heroin addict crashing on my driveway for a while in an RV (he had been evicted and parents didn't know that he did drugs). My brothers and I went out one day, saw him injecting himself, and he was really polite and saying "I'm sorry you saw that, don't you kids ever get started on drugs"
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    • Kinda sad how most people rather throw away people instead of giving them a chance to grow and change. Especially strangers. Like we are all human yknow.
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    • I hate it when they tapw my dog to their stomach because they think they are a sentient bun
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    • I was in NY heading to comic con and on the way i was throwing away a water bottle and there was a crackhead yelling god knows what but when i threw the cap in the trash and the bottle in the recycling the man goes completely silent and gives me the most approving nod and thumbs up and i did it too
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    • I've never had this issue. Where tf do you live???
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    • Ngl tweakers can be pretty chill when they’re not off the goop
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    • The crackhead that came to the pet store yelled BOOM after his rambling
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    • My friend went to la recently and before clocking into his hotel there was a man standing across the street pointing at the top of another building just screaming the next morning he was still there doing it
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    • Whats that reaction image from though?
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    • I was at a Walmart gas station and a woman told me she got enough money for her and her bf to get a motel room for the night but she needed food. She was shaking and her eyes hella wide. 3 months later my dad's friends girlfriend looked Hella familiar... it was her
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    • What is this reaction image from? Every time i see it, im reminded of joji
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    • Crackheads grazing outside of your local gas station is a tell tale sign that you need to move further north.
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    • That happened to me recently. Talkin bout "yeah the car with the wheels i seen it this morning the wheels yeah wheels... ey u got some of dis for me? (Change)" so i gave him 3 bucks cause we all kmow the guy, hangs out at the gas station, cool dude
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    • Had this dude who was on something come through my line one day. He was red faced and hyper. And there's no way it was that motorcycle ride.
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    • my plug is friendly as hell , was really surprised my first time
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    • What is these features man
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    • Honestly this is the worst, they always try and touch my butt 😓
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    • Good ol' John.
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