When the Burger King employee yells order
66 and you see a 3 year old holding a toy
lightsaber
Good soldiers follow orders.
iammachine iammachine
7 jan 2021
When the Burger King employee yells order 66 and you see a 3 year old holding a toy lightsaber Good soldiers follow orders.
Odd numbers when they get multiplied by 2
bite
Were even now,
Dastan Dastan
9 feb
Odd numbers when they get multiplied by 2 bite Were even now,
Vampires then: Vampires now:
Ceka Ceka
7 may
Vampires then: Vampires now:
she looks 22
Minutes away from dying
UnitedStatesCIA UnitedStatesCIA
14 dec 2020
she looks 22 Minutes away from dying
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?
shat
beanstalkofsins
Dont call it that please
A shitten.
RufustheStufus RufustheStufus
22 sep 2020
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep? shat beanstalkofsins Dont call it that please A shitten.
'let's split up gang, me and Daphne will search the bedroom"
Lodada Lodada
8 dec 2020
'let's split up gang, me and Daphne will search the bedroom"
relationships that are equal parts making fun of each other and equal parts affection
Tabby Tabby
28 mar
relationships that are equal parts making fun of each other and equal parts affection
The British when the signs says MPH
instead of crumpets per stabbing:
[ge
The British when the signs says MPH instead of crumpets per stabbing: [ge
Woke up at Sam to watch the sunrise with
by ag
my cat in celebration of 1 year since my last overdose
15429 311
funnytime funnytime
1 may
Woke up at Sam to watch the sunrise with by ag my cat in celebration of 1 year since my last overdose 15429 311
she a glass of milk
Retired_Sinner Retired_Sinner
21 sep 2020
she a glass of milk
*Training the new employee at work*
"So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do"
@Gavinandstaceyreactions
Testacular Testacular
17 mar
*Training the new employee at work* "So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do" @Gavinandstaceyreactions
I UNBORN we ELEPHANT.
UNBORN DOG.
UNBORN DOLPHIN.
CLUMP OF CELLS?
conservativewomen conservativewomen
24 sep 2020
I UNBORN we ELEPHANT. UNBORN DOG. UNBORN DOLPHIN. CLUMP OF CELLS?
A FOOLISH MAN IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT
A WISE.MAN SIMPLY TOLERATES IT
A FOOLISH MAN IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT A WISE.MAN SIMPLY TOLERATES IT
When someone comes out to party with me for the first time
reacky to die
LolaBit LolaBit
21 jun
When someone comes out to party with me for the first time reacky to die
karen: i want to see joe waiter: who's joe
karen:
Joe
MANAGER ~
JoSjoca JoSjoca
9 apr
karen: i want to see joe waiter: who's joe karen: Joe MANAGER ~
please look at my cat's feet
setheverman
ankle tattoos? lol what a hipster
frogclit frogclit
30 sep 2020
please look at my cat's feet setheverman ankle tattoos? lol what a hipster
"My crush just told me over text that it was
"unmanly" for men to have a cat. I sent her this
nade vith irumy tears
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
24 nov 2020
"My crush just told me over text that it was "unmanly" for men to have a cat. I sent her this nade vith irumy tears
Satan, days into Armaggecion, realizing humans are already adapting and started making memes about the demons
gaming_jedi gaming_jedi
26 feb
Satan, days into Armaggecion, realizing humans are already adapting and started making memes about the demons
*3 sec after locking my car*
Me: did i lock my car?
My brain:
al
*3 sec after locking my car* Me: did i lock my car? My brain: al