When the boss walks by and you pretend to work but you're 2 hours deep in FaceBook stalking
When the boss walks by and you pretend to work but you're 2 hours deep in FaceBook stalking
Wholesome_Bert Wholesome_Bert
22 sep 2020
© Based on: confesscollege
Bro please do this I promise it's fun as fuck Put the speaker on your mouth and open and close your mouth
Why is shaved Keanu
Reeves about to take 20 points from Gryffindor
TrenDerX472 TrenDerX472
15 mar
Why is shaved Keanu Reeves about to take 20 points from Gryffindor
If she got a dog like this, she a hoe
cumnog
my grandma has a dog like this..
Ya grandma a hoe
Yumji Yumji
13 may
If she got a dog like this, she a hoe cumnog my grandma has a dog like this.. Ya grandma a hoe
Netflix: Are you still there?
Me: Are any of us really here?
Spiders Spiders
27 jan
Netflix: Are you still there? Me: Are any of us really here?
anyone: oh my god you're so cutel!!!
me immediately:
MichealRose MichealRose
3 aug 2020
anyone: oh my god you're so cutel!!! me immediately:
Time flies when you're having fun.
Bitch, it's time to Schedule your next visit.
My friend used to have a cat named "Bitch".
mythologymakesmehot mythologymakesmehot
24 sep 2020
Time flies when you're having fun. Bitch, it's time to Schedule your next visit. My friend used to have a cat named "Bitch".
Women: all men do is fucking lie
Women:
MatthewKeebaugh MatthewKeebaugh
7 jan 2021
Women: all men do is fucking lie Women:
"Orange you glad
didn't say banana?!"
BRAZZERS com I
...and that was the last time she had groceries delivered to her house.
DarthBoner DarthBoner
3 apr
"Orange you glad didn't say banana?!" BRAZZERS com I ...and that was the last time she had groceries delivered to her house.
mommy milkers
word that's typically used to describe extremely large breasts.
Oh baby, that prostitute has a lovely pair of Mommy Milkers
still_attackontitan still_attackontitan
8 may
mommy milkers word that's typically used to describe extremely large breasts. Oh baby, that prostitute has a lovely pair of Mommy Milkers
Robbie
21 mins Instagram
To all the people who never thought I could do it #fuckyou
Like - Comment Share
3 people like this.
Bailey What are you doing
4 mins Like
Robbie Just hanging out
4 mins - Like
ay Write a comment
jazz jazz
13 apr
Robbie 21 mins Instagram To all the people who never thought I could do it #fuckyou Like - Comment Share 3 people like this. Bailey What are you doing 4 mins Like Robbie Just hanging out 4 mins - Like ay Write a comment
Safety first! Never go into the water without a flotation device!
Safety first! Never go into the water without a flotation device!
WIFE MATERIAL
THIS WHAT IT LGOKS LIKE
OldAbnInf OldAbnInf
9 feb
WIFE MATERIAL THIS WHAT IT LGOKS LIKE
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
MacksDad2018 MacksDad2018
11 feb
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
Me after I fall asleep in a tank top
Tabby Tabby
15 apr
Me after I fall asleep in a tank top
My dog can see up to the sidewalk in the reflection of my crystal ball so he watches for people and cars but he looks like he's seeing the future.
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
29 sep 2020
My dog can see up to the sidewalk in the reflection of my crystal ball so he watches for people and cars but he looks like he's seeing the future.
I'm not sure who this woman is
but apparently she knows you
orchid80 orchid80
8 apr
I'm not sure who this woman is but apparently she knows you