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    • small dick gang
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      • Wym? My uncle says he loves it as it is
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        • I don't even have a penis, I'm just a ballsack
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          • The puberty presentation said it was okay to say penis and I said penis later that day and got sent to the principal office
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            • My penis is so big you gotta measure it in centimeters
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              • 12 inches soft and 4 inches hard
                negus 29 jan
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                • Left curve gang rise up
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                  • Grower gang where you at
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                    • Does anybody else remember Penis Inspection Day in elementary school? No one else seems to remember. The gym teacher would take me into his office and he’d cup my balls to make sure I’m growing properly and being clean. Surely I’m not the only one who remembers this..?
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                      • My girlfriend said having a small penis is okay, but I still wish she didn't have one
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                        • When the 5th grade puberty video told me I'd eventually have sex
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                          • All dicks are small, get over it. Just look at what women use now. Dildos that are twice the size than what normally is possible.
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                            • To all my friends who are insecure about the size of their dicks, don't be. It clearly hasn't stopped your parents or ancestors from fucking and reproducing. So let's be real here, it's not gonna stop you.
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                              • My video had an uncle talking to his nephew who was like 10. The ten year old was concerned because all his friends penises were bigger than his.
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                                • A girl can get off just by rubbing her clit if she wants. If you have a dick you can do it. Believe in yourself.
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                                  • just rub it and make a wish
                                    ParTGoR 31 jan
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                                    • No dick gang
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                                      • 7inch gang
                                        mynika16 30 jan
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                                        • Penis size is nothing to be ashamed of. Why feel self conscious or make fun of someone for something they literally have 0 control of. Makes no sense
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                                            • So you’re saying fifth graders born with big dicks already have a bigger dick than me. Sometimes I wish Thanos snapped me out of existence.
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                                              • That god damn video said taller people usually have smaller penis' when I was in middle school. I'm 6'4"...everyone turned and stared at me. I said, "It's not true". It is 😔
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                                                • Honestly my dick size makes me think that no one would ever want to stay with me
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                                                  • Listen up, motherfuckers. It’s not the size of the ship that matters, it’s the motion of the ocean. Any bitch who cares about size only wants something to flex on her other hoe friends. Find you someone who’s gonna hype you up regardless of size.
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                                                    • It would be better if she didn’t have one at all though
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                                                      • Same thing but my tit size
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                                                        • .1 inch above average gang
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                                                          • As someone born In the 90s I can confirm we didnt have a video. They just took us to the gym and my 4th grade teacher and gym teacher said ok let's get started any questions? Then they didnt say anything for 5 minutes until some black kid yelled out, is sex when you stick yo dick in a girls vagina?
                                                            s13rlman 29 jan
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                                                              • Every 5th grader when they heard the word penis/vagina:
                                                                cumbum 29 jan
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                                                                • Mine is an inny not an outy
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                                                                  • being a grower sucks tbh like when im full ima wreck ur shit but if u see it before u gonna laugh
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                                                                    • Average sized dick gang wya
                                                                      FatMac 29 jan
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                                                                      • Anyone else just have like a normal 5.5 inch penis so they can’t really relate to small penis memes but also can’t relate to big penis memes
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                                                                        • Well, obviously, dumbass, you need to stretch it out at least once a day
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                                                                          • Moderate size dick gang
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                                                                            • Its ok to be a grower and not a shower .
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                                                                              • One time my parents took my phone and found nudes that id been sending back and forth from a girl. I was grounded but shortly after my dad straight up asked me if i put miracle gro on my dick
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                                                                                  • I don’t have pp
                                                                                    Q_tip 30 jan
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                                                                                    • It doesn’t stop till your last growth spurt at 21 don’t give up hope buckos
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                                                                                      • When your girlfriend has a bigger dick than you.
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                                                                                        • Mine is 2 inches long but 8 inches wide
                                                                                          EEbiceps 29 jan
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                                                                                          • Who's part of the middle-sized but still a bit small penis gang?
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                                                                                            • In my third grade video I remember it opened with a kid sitting on a step with his uncle and he asks is uncle with a mustache how big his penis was. Not joking, if someone else saw that video also please help me find it
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                                                                                              • Big dicks are like Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptors. Everyone will be impressed that you have one, but if you try to park it in the garage, everyone involved will be in serious pain.
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                                                                                                • 12 year olds: “Can’t Relate”
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                                                                                                  • Grower gang, show yourselves!
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                                                                                                    • After I turned 20 I lost a lot of weight over 100 pounds and my penis got bigger and it shows, it didn't actually get bigger the hills got smaller.
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                                                                                                      • >5” Gang where you at?
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                                                                                                        • Guys your penis sizes are alright
                                                                                                          Mary_454 29 jan
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                                                                                                          • Ok im tired of hearing dudes giving us false hope. Women, how fucked are we? What is small and should we kill ourselves?
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                                                                                                              • 12 year olds be like “I’m 10in right now... is that small?”
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                                                                                                                • Slightly above average gang
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                                                                                                                  • Yes everyone just post their penis size in the comments section that’s fine
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                                                                                                                    • kyrgios 29 jan
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                                                                                                                      • My dumbass asked what if mine is big already 🤦‍♂️
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                                                                                                                        • A little above average dick gang
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                                                                                                                          • no dick gang
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                                                                                                                            • Small Penis
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                                                                                                                              • the_luis 29 jan
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                                                                                                                                • Anyone else get fat and lose a couple inches of dick to fat?
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                                                                                                                                  • Left curve gang
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                                                                                                                                    • 0.25 in soft, 5.5 in hard. Genetic marvel
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                                                                                                                                      • Same with tits wtf
                                                                                                                                        justathot 29 jan
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                                                                                                                                        • I always thought all guys had about the same size until I watched my first porn.
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                                                                                                                                          • 3.5-4 in :(
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                                                                                                                                            • I remember it said something about it gets bigger during puberty, if im 21 then how much longer until that happens?
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                                                                                                                                              • I'm a grower not a shower
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                                                                                                                                                • Its funny tho, dicks come in all shapes and sizes but girls think pussys are all the same... no bihh some dicks aren't good for you because you are too big for them, ive had pussy that grips my shit like a mf then some like throwing a sausage down a hole
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                                                                                                                                                  • I’m not gonna lie, they had me in the 1st half.
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                                                                                                                                                    • Wait did it actually say that? My school was shit and showed some crappy as animated shit that was complete garbage and basically just told us there are two genders
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                                                                                                                                                      • My crush says her pussy is too small and that she can obly really stick two fingers in and would only like 4 to 5 inch dicks and mines 7.5 so what the fUCK
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                                                                                                                                                        • When those videos said you would have sex
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                                                                                                                                                          • Grower gang where you at
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                                                                                                                                                            • I found out how to make my dick 12 inches… Fold it in half
                                                                                                                                                              CH1V3LRY 29 jan
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                                                                                                                                                              • if you're thinking three inches, you're thinking correct
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                                                                                                                                                                • Average dick gang rise up
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                                                                                                                                                                  • *sad chuckle turns to heavy sobbing*
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                                                                                                                                                                    • 5.5 to 6” gang??
                                                                                                                                                                      chase2845 29 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jokes on you cause no girl is ever gonna see it so what's it matter
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Lets be honest. Girls that only get off to huge dicks probably aren't worth fucking in the first place
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                                                                                                                                                                          • So thats what the boys video talked about?
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                                                                                                                                                                            • I hated how the dick in the video was fully erect and my shit never did that before... It made me feel less of a man
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Oh no. I just watched one of those yesterday and it gave me hope :(
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Lol I was rockn 5” in 5th
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • *pulls out meat scepter*
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • I don'r have a big or small dick. I got a medium dick. It can talk to ghosts.
                                                                                                                                                                                      Chroto_1 30 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • so thats what the boys video said. they girls just talked about periods. entirely periods. FEAR THE BLOOD!
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Really? In that case i know someone with a 3 inch penis. He’s actually really good looking. I first met him in the boys bathroom when i walking into the wrong one. We became good friends right after. Not because of the bathroom but bc we ended up in the same schools after
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Just remember bitches love endless shrimp
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • 🎵just around the corner 🎵
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Slightly below average gang
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • My penis makes me sad
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Hah. I saw my brother's wang by accident 6 years ago and it was short af. My brother has a lil dick ahahah.
                                                                                                                                                                                                    BrookIyn 29 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Do people really have like 2in dicks out there? Like is it just a head and like an inch of shaft?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • All my friends are bigger than average, you want to know how I know? I’ve accidentally seen it or people tell stories of them. I literally have like 4 inches less than all of my friends. It sucks because they feel like they’re not well endowed and they make fun of my average, they think small, dick
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