When teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then
shouts" guys make sure you read the questions carefully
EllieBelle EllieBelle
16 jun
When teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then shouts" guys make sure you read the questions carefully
Everybody asks who's the impostor
but nobody asks how's the impostor
dreadigon dreadigon
23 sep 2020
Everybody asks who's the impostor but nobody asks how's the impostor
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
ignorantmemerinoto ignorantmemerinoto
14 apr
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
RAM THECOMPLEETEFACTS
NSTAC
Japanese researchers have successfully developed a device that will be able to literally playback your dreams in a video sequence.
LuckyLook LuckyLook
15 mar
RAM THECOMPLEETEFACTS NSTAC Japanese researchers have successfully developed a device that will be able to literally playback your dreams in a video sequence.
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
AriesL AriesL
27 jan
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
Extinct Bird Re-Evolved
Itself Back Into Existence
esp aun
Cheechy Cheechy
23 sep 2020
Extinct Bird Re-Evolved Itself Back Into Existence esp aun
Online classes are great! IDK why people keep complaining, my teacher is great!
earlyUnbreakingiv2 earlyUnbreakingiv2
15 dec 2020
Online classes are great! IDK why people keep complaining, my teacher is great!
Wow 3 features in one day, thanks crew - Wow 3 features in one day, thanks crew
Okthenmydude Okthenmydude
28 sep 2020
Wow 3 features in one day, thanks crew - Wow 3 features in one day, thanks crew
Us leaving the party early to go smoke blunt and have sex
Us leaving the party early to go smoke blunt and have sex
IF ANIMALS CAN DO IT
os iy
AND INSECTS CAN DO IT
WHY THE F*CK CAN'T YOU?!
_TheLost_ _TheLost_
24 sep 2020
IF ANIMALS CAN DO IT os iy AND INSECTS CAN DO IT WHY THE F*CK CAN'T YOU?!
when you just paid $75 for $20 worth of food on DoorDash and your whole meal is cold and nasty
MadMacks MadMacks
24 sep 2020
when you just paid $75 for $20 worth of food on DoorDash and your whole meal is cold and nasty
IndieWire
IndieWire
@IndieWire
Pattinson's 'Batman' Will Be 'So
Raw' and 'Not Sanitized; Says Cast
Member Peter Sarsgaard
age @RobbySlowik Robby Slowik
The last thing the world wants right now is raw, unsanitized bat.
THEY_BLOCK_MY_MEMES THEY_BLOCK_MY_MEMES
11 nov 2020
IndieWire IndieWire @IndieWire Pattinson's 'Batman' Will Be 'So Raw' and 'Not Sanitized; Says Cast Member Peter Sarsgaard age @RobbySlowik Robby Slowik The last thing the world wants right now is raw, unsanitized bat.
Full House
THERE'S MORE
CREEPY CATS?!
THIS IS FINE,
THOUGH. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE SURROUNDED BY CATS!
LET'S ALL SLEEP TOGETHER,
Guys!
Himiko Himiko
28 sep 2020
Full House THERE'S MORE CREEPY CATS?! THIS IS FINE, THOUGH. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE SURROUNDED BY CATS! LET'S ALL SLEEP TOGETHER, Guys!
When your parents tell you no jumping on the bed but you hear them doing it at 2 am
aster
CoffeeCreme CoffeeCreme
30 dec 2020
When your parents tell you no jumping on the bed but you hear them doing it at 2 am aster
Jonah inside the whale after being swallowed
KOB1T3H KOB1T3H
7 may
Jonah inside the whale after being swallowed
girl: I have nipple rings guy: I don't believe you girl: *proves it*
guy:
You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
girl: I have nipple rings guy: I don't believe you girl: *proves it* guy: You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
Anohrak Anohrak
28 sep 2020
STFU bitch I'm listening to Battle of Endor (Medley) John Will finest
harvard graduate
my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him
her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once
[i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this
- 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
864 7,190
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
28 sep 2020
harvard graduate my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once [i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this - 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 864 7,190
Looking at the Kroger Plus card take my cart from $25.32 to $16.80
AM - - Twitter for iPhone
Moosiejr Moosiejr
10 jun
Looking at the Kroger Plus card take my cart from $25.32 to $16.80 AM - - Twitter for iPhone
The best things in life are hot & round.
Pizza is life. Boobs are okay too.
sad_great sad_great
27 oct 2020
The best things in life are hot & round. Pizza is life. Boobs are okay too.