When someone starts crying but you don't know what to do
"Do you want some toothpaste?"
ErosOne ErosOne
7 may
When someone starts crying but you don't know what to do "Do you want some toothpaste?"
When it's 2 am at the sleepover, and you and your bestie decide to cut each other's bangs:
Moneyluv Moneyluv
18 feb
When it's 2 am at the sleepover, and you and your bestie decide to cut each other's bangs:
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN,
AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
25 sep 2020
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN, AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
DILP
dog i'd like to pet
OldAbnInf OldAbnInf
26 sep 2020
DILP dog i'd like to pet
Him: "II can bench 420 and squat
600, dafug you gunna do?"
Me:
Maybelater Maybelater
2 mar
Him: "II can bench 420 and squat 600, dafug you gunna do?" Me:
Me: touches a body part that hurts
My brain:
do it again.
ShaneTrowell
17 feb
Me: touches a body part that hurts My brain: do it again.
A Father-To-Be Died While
Building A Gender-Reveal
Device That Exploded
Tasneem Nashrulla
Mocita
24 feb
A Father-To-Be Died While Building A Gender-Reveal Device That Exploded Tasneem Nashrulla
mood mood
26 sep 2020
c} TikTok We have to stop pretending that these type of dogs are cute
Bread maker: I've baked you're bread sir
Genius who's about to invent toast:
do it again
Spiders Spiders
4 dec 2020
Bread maker: I've baked you're bread sir Genius who's about to invent toast: do it again
When you finally get recognized for something other than porn but
they broadcast it on BBC
DoctorRockso DoctorRockso
22 jan 2021
When you finally get recognized for something other than porn but they broadcast it on BBC
When I'm alone with my thoughts:
Oh God. stuck with the weirdo.
staples1724 staples1724
3 jan 2021
When I'm alone with my thoughts: Oh God. stuck with the weirdo.
Attempted to take a cute picture of me and my dog. This was the result
shaundenee shaundenee
4 nov 2020
Attempted to take a cute picture of me and my dog. This was the result
Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean. - Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean.
Bumo64 Bumo64
26 sep 2020
Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean. - Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean.
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood
This is
GamingNerd101 GamingNerd101
28 nov 2020
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood This is
There's someone for everyone and the person for you is a psychiatrist!
There's someone for everyone and the person for you is a psychiatrist!
WHEN THE DOCTOR CONFIRMS YOU ARE MORBIDLY A BEAST
BlankPoint BlankPoint
12 mar
WHEN THE DOCTOR CONFIRMS YOU ARE MORBIDLY A BEAST
When single moms find out your forklift certified:
Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.
LexisLucci LexisLucci
17 dec 2020
When single moms find out your forklift certified: Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.
i keep saying "it is what it is" but like what is it
LisaHarris LisaHarris
9 feb
i keep saying "it is what it is" but like what is it