When someone says: OMG, girl.
You look just like your dad!
BoyGenius BoyGenius
29 oct 2020
When someone says: OMG, girl. You look just like your dad!
RIP Poor Doggy
acridSpicyweetbix acridSpicyweetbix
18 feb
RIP Poor Doggy
When the song starts with woman moaning
NO
No, Rob Zombie, id an Instrument
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
8 jan 2021
When the song starts with woman moaning NO No, Rob Zombie, id an Instrument
Me finding out Trump the billionaire paid $750 in taxes for an entire year
Is it possible tollearn this power?
BalorClubPresident BalorClubPresident
28 sep 2020
Me finding out Trump the billionaire paid $750 in taxes for an entire year Is it possible tollearn this power?
I think I watched the wrong star wars movie
IT'S WAY BETTER THAN THE REAL ONE
Voracious_Beaver Voracious_Beaver
3 mar
I think I watched the wrong star wars movie IT'S WAY BETTER THAN THE REAL ONE
High School girls: "OMG Johnathan is so fine!"
Johnathan:
lelolaughsatit lelolaughsatit
23 sep 2020
High School girls: "OMG Johnathan is so fine!" Johnathan:
If you're having a bad day remember that these 2 guys unloaded six
thousand bricks at the wrong address
luistg2012 luistg2012
4 dec 2020
If you're having a bad day remember that these 2 guys unloaded six thousand bricks at the wrong address
This bear IS ALIVE it was a tag and release under sedation , but just to give u perspective of a grizzly bears paw!
quinn5150 quinn5150
17 dec 2020
This bear IS ALIVE it was a tag and release under sedation , but just to give u perspective of a grizzly bears paw!
If a Polar Bear and a Grizzly
Bear mate, their offspring is called a "Pizzy Bear"
2ManyFacts 2ManyFacts
25 sep 2020
If a Polar Bear and a Grizzly Bear mate, their offspring is called a "Pizzy Bear"
Don't know what it says, but yes, I'll buy it!
ANA Hape3sKku
pe3b6bl
Don't know what it says, but yes, I'll buy it! ANA Hape3sKku pe3b6bl
Titanic is just an old woman telling a story about some good dick she got on a cruise
captaincrunchberries captaincrunchberries
6 nov 2020
Titanic is just an old woman telling a story about some good dick she got on a cruise
He peed on the floor and tried to clean it up himself
I proudblackconservative
Responsible af. good doggo.
You can't be mad at him
psychedelicfelon
Definitely should give him a treat
GET THIS DOG A TREAT
_Bug_ _Bug_
23 sep 2020
He peed on the floor and tried to clean it up himself I proudblackconservative Responsible af. good doggo. You can't be mad at him psychedelicfelon Definitely should give him a treat GET THIS DOG A TREAT
Widow: stop saying that
Schrodinger: but he might be
notsoswift notsoswift
19 nov 2020
Widow: stop saying that Schrodinger: but he might be
ff
EXCUSE ME MA'AM,
JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A CAT CAFE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN PUSSY
Suckable Suckable
22 sep 2020
ff EXCUSE ME MA'AM, JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A CAT CAFE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN PUSSY
When you open the trashcan lid on a really hot summer day
CountessBathory CountessBathory
24 feb
When you open the trashcan lid on a really hot summer day
What keeps me awake at night:
Knowing it's been 20 years and
Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out
god_of_fastfood god_of_fastfood
23 sep 2020
What keeps me awake at night: Knowing it's been 20 years and Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out
"can u be serious for 1 second"
me:
QueenAndromeda QueenAndromeda
4 nov 2020
"can u be serious for 1 second" me:
Fiance and I's retired unit
German shepherd - Fiancée and I’s retired K-9 unit German shepherd
ProfessionalBoomer ProfessionalBoomer
21 sep 2020
Fiance and I's retired unit German shepherd - Fiancée and I’s retired K-9 unit German shepherd