When someone says "hang on let me google that" but you know you're right because you already googled that shit yesterday..
Tabby Tabby
12 oct 2020
When someone says "hang on let me google that" but you know you're right because you already googled that shit yesterday..
This bear IS ALIVE it was a tag and release under sedation , but just to give u perspective of a grizzly bears paw!
quinn5150 quinn5150
17 dec 2020
This bear IS ALIVE it was a tag and release under sedation , but just to give u perspective of a grizzly bears paw!
So I laid out these hanging skeletons on the ping pong table this morning when I was getting the Halloween stuff out and
this is how I find my cats tonight....weirdos.
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
22 sep 2020
So I laid out these hanging skeletons on the ping pong table this morning when I was getting the Halloween stuff out and this is how I find my cats tonight....weirdos.
*gets a on assignment*
grade: goes from 89 to 54
*gets seven 100's on assignments* grade: goes from 87 to 88.3*
D4rk_Unicorn D4rk_Unicorn
2 dec 2020
*gets a on assignment* grade: goes from 89 to 54 *gets seven 100's on assignments* grade: goes from 87 to 88.3*
Me watching fireworks even though never left
my house, popcorn just have and LSD
popcorn ceilings and LSD
Me watching fireworks even though never left my house, popcorn just have and LSD popcorn ceilings and LSD
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he's hiding a frog in his mouth and it's uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape
fruitmeats
all
SpareParts SpareParts
25 sep 2020
ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he's hiding a frog in his mouth and it's uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape fruitmeats all
Wie the ols trying to tigure out how to fly the F-15 we just bought off the dark web
Wie the ols trying to tigure out how to fly the F-15 we just bought off the dark web
The old woman I'm cat sitting for has her mugshot framed. What a boss bitch.
CINCINNATI
POLICE DE
SpareParts SpareParts
21 nov 2020
The old woman I'm cat sitting for has her mugshot framed. What a boss bitch. CINCINNATI POLICE DE
How does Iron Man go to the bathroom?
There's actually into my suit.
"4
be
This isthe best interview, i in the history of interviews.
FallingToAsh FallingToAsh
25 sep 2020
How does Iron Man go to the bathroom? There's actually into my suit. "4 be This isthe best interview, i in the history of interviews.
How think I look like eating a watermelon
Reality
happy_sneakyrico26 happy_sneakyrico26
18 dec 2020
How think I look like eating a watermelon Reality
When Sarah breaks up with you, but you still love hot sauce.
CourtneyChaos CourtneyChaos
1 may
When Sarah breaks up with you, but you still love hot sauce.
When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
FamGuy1 FamGuy1
28 may
When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what's around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it.
DonQuixoteOfLaMancha DonQuixoteOfLaMancha
26 sep 2020
Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what's around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it.
Me: "Mom buy me Lego Boba Fett"
Mom: "We have Lego Boba Fett at home, you
silly boy!"
Lego Boba Fett at home:
Jimmy_Mania Jimmy_Mania
26 sep 2020
Me: "Mom buy me Lego Boba Fett" Mom: "We have Lego Boba Fett at home, you silly boy!" Lego Boba Fett at home:
spongebob episodes be silly as hell then they have one shot like this
spongebob episodes be silly as hell then they have one shot like this
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn't make you broke.
You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
leeewee leeewee
12 jan 2021
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn't make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
aparticularlygoodfinder brokensilence1 37:
lynaroo:
iv
think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
TINY SKY CHICKEN
=Chicken
frogclit frogclit
23 sep 2020
aparticularlygoodfinder brokensilence1 37: lynaroo: iv think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky. He decided to be the sky instead. TINY SKY CHICKEN =Chicken