When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
Funnydudehaha
22 feb
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
DO YOU LOVE ME?
THE FAN WANTED TO SAY YES,
BUT IT WAS ONLY CAPABLE OF HORIZONTAL OSCILLATION
iTzMoonStar iTzMoonStar
24 sep 2020
DO YOU LOVE ME? THE FAN WANTED TO SAY YES, BUT IT WAS ONLY CAPABLE OF HORIZONTAL OSCILLATION
- Everyone wi armed during maki ithis video
- Everyone wi armed during maki ithis video
Girls on their friends posts: OMG so pretty I wish I was as beautiful as
Their friend:
kofiifuk kofiifuk
17 dec 2020
Girls on their friends posts: OMG so pretty I wish I was as beautiful as Their friend:
fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but ask yourself, when has she left it up for you? know. your. worth.
JcUnwrittenTTV JcUnwrittenTTV
25 oct 2020
fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but ask yourself, when has she left it up for you? know. your. worth.
When you're out exploring and you hear a bandit shout "never should
have come here!"
ad a"
You'll be the first to die but I like your enthusiasm.
AgentTex98 AgentTex98
16 dec 2020
When you're out exploring and you hear a bandit shout "never should have come here!" ad a" You'll be the first to die but I like your enthusiasm.
*5 mins after getting kidnapped*
"So what made you choose me
*5 mins after getting kidnapped* "So what made you choose me
"Girls talk in a higher pitch to guys they like"
Girls when they talk to me:
Tim Storms, the man with the world's deepest voice, can hit notes that only elephants are able to hear them.
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
4 nov 2020
"Girls talk in a higher pitch to guys they like" Girls when they talk to me: Tim Storms, the man with the world's deepest voice, can hit notes that only elephants are able to hear them.
Little gray cat - Little gray cat
Heather7 Heather7
25 sep 2020
Little gray cat - Little gray cat
Help! It's been hours and she still hasn't decided what she wants to eat. I'm going to starve!
Help! It's been hours and she still hasn't decided what she wants to eat. I'm going to starve!
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard?
A: Put him in your backyard!
doting_spicy doting_spicy
17 jun
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard? A: Put him in your backyard!
The whole class: "Ugh, you should shave that weird moustache off"
we
That one kid:
No. don't th. " I will
PlantedCorgo PlantedCorgo
30 oct 2020
The whole class: "Ugh, you should shave that weird moustache off" we That one kid: No. don't th. " I will
Me during my current phase
Me during my where I'm 1000x
emo phase.
more sad, but
dress normal for work.
Girthquake666 Girthquake666
12 mar
Me during my current phase Me during my where I'm 1000x emo phase. more sad, but dress normal for work.
Every morning when i look in my fridge and see ingredients instead of meals
La_Chula La_Chula
25 oct 2020
Every morning when i look in my fridge and see ingredients instead of meals
When she calls you trash, so you find someone that actually cares for you
When she calls you trash, so you find someone that actually cares for you
When you post picture wearing your I Voted sticker on your nose cuz you're silly little goose
mylilcroissant mylilcroissant
27 oct 2020
When you post picture wearing your I Voted sticker on your nose cuz you're silly little goose
Me in the mirror vs me in photos
Raspberryz Raspberryz
3 mar
Me in the mirror vs me in photos
Michael Margolis
@yipe
Alexa: remind me to feed the baby
Defeat
the
Skrappy Skrappy
25 nov 2020
Michael Margolis @yipe Alexa: remind me to feed the baby Defeat the
The Babylon Bee
CSD) @TheBabylonBee
Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks
Lockdowns Will End Someday
BabylonBee BabylonBee
13 apr
The Babylon Bee CSD) @TheBabylonBee Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks Lockdowns Will End Someday