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IF WAS A BIRD, I I'D FLY INTO A CEILING FAN.
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    • "if I were a bird, if fly to Tahiti. Because, all the girls have their buhungas hanging out. But then, I want to turn back into me, because, you know, no girl wants to make it with a bird" - Kelso
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    • So my girl got sick today and has symptoms of corona...her father has been having tons of people over their house despite her warning him. If she gets covid, ima snap. So please somebody hold me back..
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    • The last feature set you can say its the 21st night of September
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    • I like bread
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    • Whenever a customer asks, I most of the time say, "Good," as a reflex. Sometimes, I'm brave and am honest and just say something like, "Tired" or "it's work" or "school work has me worn out" and they usually just say, "Yeah, I get that" or something like. Haven't been told not to yet.
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    • If I was a bird I'd probably eat bread crumbs at the park and like fly and shit on peoples cars
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    • Bro I'm literally a bird and I do that all the time
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    • Whenever someone asks me how I'm doing I always say I'm good. I never tell anyone how I'm really feeling (maybe that's not healthy)
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    • Me 10 seconds later
      mw2_ghost 22 sep
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    • Direction's unclear penis stuck in cealing fan !!!
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    • Getting ready for October
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    • Dope
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    • I'm about to fly a bullet through my head 🚫🎓
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    • The bird:
      Harvard 22 sep
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    • I would make it a window not a fan
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    • I always say "I'm surviving"
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    • If I were a bird I'd wanna be a seagull so I die after sex
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    • Suicide is somewhat bad ass
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    • Dumbass...
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    • Hows you son, hes still a dumbass catholic you daught i herd she got an abortion in college
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    • Not seeking attention but I have decided I am going to die tomorrow going out to the hills hopefully have a nice last view
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    • Pro suicide... interesting theory.
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    • That shit slaps
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    • I'm in school and I have a lot of studying to do right now
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    • Seems about right... sorry to vent online or anything, but today has been the worst day imaginable for myself... I've literally lost friends and family, and honestly idk if I can keep going. I know a lot of you will pass by, if so please at least pass with a smile.
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    • Twelve
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    • Wtf? No. There's a chance I might survive. Now, a car head on going 60+, or a jet engine, then yeah.
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    • I love that 70s show
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    • The bird:
      Harvard 22 sep
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    • Is he still alive?
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    • As I get older the more I relate to people like him. I understand now.
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    • I've had those kind of days
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    • 🎶Hagin out🎶
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    • You'd noon yourself.
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    • If I was a ceiling fan, ide have sex with your sister
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    • Can some tell me what op's username means
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