The royal family right now
Megan
Rob1994
28 nov 2020
The royal family right now Megan
Cats Can Have Somuch Salami
Cats are expert hunters and have a keen sense of smell, especially in the case of meat. Your cat should be just fine with a hundred pieces of salami as a feast 2017
Aitaxb Aitaxb
22 sep 2020
Cats Can Have Somuch Salami Cats are expert hunters and have a keen sense of smell, especially in the case of meat. Your cat should be just fine with a hundred pieces of salami as a feast 2017
Wife: Honey. am I fat?
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
ErosOne ErosOne
16 oct 2020
Wife: Honey. am I fat? Husband: No dear, I like the way you are. Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge. Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
girl: I have nipple rings guy: I don't believe you girl: *proves it*
guy:
You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
girl: I have nipple rings guy: I don't believe you girl: *proves it* guy: You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
My boss: you're fired
Mespause Netflix* why?
"bs
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
22 jun
My boss: you're fired Mespause Netflix* why? "bs
Government: You need to be 21 to drink
Military when someone is 18:
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
StarWarstheory StarWarstheory
3 aug 2020
Government: You need to be 21 to drink Military when someone is 18: Hi kids! Do you like violence?
Trying to remove the GameStop Pre-
Owned stickers off my game case like
urwaifusux urwaifusux
6 apr
Trying to remove the GameStop Pre- Owned stickers off my game case like
DILP
dog i'd like to pet
OldAbnInf OldAbnInf
26 sep 2020
DILP dog i'd like to pet
Satan, days into Armaggecion, realizing humans are already adapting and started making memes about the demons
gaming_jedi gaming_jedi
26 feb
Satan, days into Armaggecion, realizing humans are already adapting and started making memes about the demons
ok you're not going to believe this but ball went under couch AGAIN pls help
Midnight_the_Dragon Midnight_the_Dragon
19 jan 2021
ok you're not going to believe this but ball went under couch AGAIN pls help
When you hurt yourself and
someone tells you it didn't hurt that much
YOU Underestimate my ow
_Galaxy _Galaxy
28 sep 2020
When you hurt yourself and someone tells you it didn't hurt that much YOU Underestimate my ow
Her: He is probably out there, cheating on me...
Him:
Her: He is probably out there, cheating on me... Him:
atl T-Mobile > AM 73 91%
Dad
Yesterday
What's that fat cat doing
He has a job interview
He's hired
(MA) @
rotten_olive rotten_olive
21 sep 2020
atl T-Mobile > AM 73 91% Dad Yesterday What's that fat cat doing He has a job interview He's hired (MA) @
The gun store fudd:
Convinces my mom a .380 won't even go through a leather jacket
Me just trying to get her a gun:
Galactic_Obama Galactic_Obama
3 jan 2021
The gun store fudd: Convinces my mom a .380 won't even go through a leather jacket Me just trying to get her a gun:
"So tell me more about yourself"
Me, trying to remember who I am:
"So tell me more about yourself" Me, trying to remember who I am:
Steve Harvey
@SteveHarvey
stop sending me this
Steve Harvey @SteveHarvey stop sending me this
When you finish welding and realize you're on fire.
pleble pleble
2 mar
When you finish welding and realize you're on fire.
Happy Valentine's Day
Happy Valentine's Day
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.
ThePolishMan ThePolishMan
15 feb
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.