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    • TWM249 27 jun
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    • Doing the night shift sucks. Like, either something exciting happens or your stuck looking at a wall for 8 hours.
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    • Drink this, it might help.
      PorkSword 27 jun
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    • I love night shift. Wake up at 10pm. Be off by 10am. Do whatever errands I need to do during the day when day walkers are at work. Hardly ever see anyone but old people. It's the life.
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    • I'll never go to day shift
      Illsildur 27 jun
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    • I’m proud of all of y’all that do the night shift without much sleep before hand. It takes hella grit
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    • I love night shift but it’s hard to do as well. You end up learning how to run on like 4 hours of sleep
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    • When i see the words night shift i cant help but think of fnaf
      blepeded 27 jun
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    • I love nights. Sleep in during the days wake up in the afternoon, less traffic to and from work. No serious bosses are in. Relaxed staff compared to day shift
      Swiiggz 27 jun
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    • Clocked out of an 18 hour shift at 8 this morning
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    • I work the night shift as a clerk at a grocery store, every night we stock.the shelves and.face the store while the stupid radio blasts shitty music and it's boring as fuck
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    • I once ate 15 hotdogs on a night shift at the gas station because I was bored and wanted to set a personal record
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    • I love night shift. I play StarCraft and answer phone calls. It's a good time for tech support.
      ServoPeck 27 jun
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    • I love night shift lol but it can definitely drain you
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    • You're always nearly dead you just don't know how near
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    • red_reign 27 jun
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    • With Joe MAMA
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    • Duck pic for anyone who dislikes this comment (I’m Ricardo)
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    • Night shift is fucking terrible I did it for 6 months and started losing my mind probably doesn't help that I work outside so I can hardly see anything it always rains overnight in the summer in Kansas and yeah... you zombies praising 3rd shift can fuck off at least you psychos are inside
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    • Bruh I love being on Night Check. We get dickloads of Maintenance done.
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    • I love the night shift dude. I wake up about noon, do my normal stuff, work from 7 to 5, come home and go to sleep
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    • This meme gives me fnaf vibes lmao
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    • blue_too 27 jun
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    • Ayyyeee, that's #10
      Xpac 27 jun
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    • It’s easier when you’re in your early 20s but it gets more miserable over time.
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    • this is me on the night shift
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    • I'd rather work nights, fuck the heat. Unfortunately, I work day shift.
      Neno1313 1 jul
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    • I don't even notice the difference between night and day shift on my body
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    • I love night shift, had a competition with the lead to see who could get a sharpie in one of those hanging fruit scales from behind the counter, took us like ten tries but we got it. Also once stretched a roll of receipt paper the printer said was too small over 15 feet.
      OGDergon 28 jun
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    • Maybe if day shift actually did their fucking side work then it wouldn’t be a problem
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    • What are some of y’all’s thoughts on the night shift I might end up working the night shift
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    • I did construction at night. Outside. Literally the unsafest shit I’ve ever done
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    • So I work overnights at a truck center and I have to do tire jobs and sometimes basic mechanicals/oil changes. I'm always the only tire tech/mechanic there so I have to deal with aholes all night while doing laborous work while running on 2 hours of sleep. Then after that's all done I have to (1/2)
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    • I need numbers
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    • I understand working night shift because im working night shift at Amazon
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      Skadoop 27 jun
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    • Basically what pirates say after I dealt with them
      Boat_Man 27 jun
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    • First thing I see is furry porn...
      3xcalibur 27 jun
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    • I’m early
      toeknee37 27 jun
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    • I rather drink your moms piss
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    • Fuck I miss the old nether
      000019 27 jun
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    • Sugondese 27 jun
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    • Did nights for almost five years. Going on a year and a half clean and I still get the occasional panicked thought that I need to get ready for work at 10:30p. Being a day walker again is pretty lit otherwise tbh fam
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    • Also early morning shift (4-5am)
      stephly 1 jul
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    • Night shift is literally the easiest shift what are you people talking about.
      Larp 1 jul
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    • Night shift sucks because it great to have the whole day to yourself but actually you end up falling asleep at 4am accomplishing nothing and waking up at 4pm and have work in like 2 hours
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    • I just got my first job as an overnight stocker at Wal-Mart. I start Wednesday, wish me Luck bois.
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    • I felt really nauseous when i had to do my 3-11 shift at the hotel because i felt like i was making mistakes since it was my first day alone and then it got worse when inhad to do 11pm to 7 am where i had some rude ass guests come in at 3:45 wanting a room
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    • Definitely EMS
      EJ1698 30 jun
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    • My dad forced me to watch this and is now having us take this juice diet because he's forcing me into the Navy
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    • when it's 2 minutes past close and you're already shutting everything down but your manager lets another customer in
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    • I do 12 hour nights 6-6 but it rotates so I only work half of each month
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    • Lets get this bread boys, tough it out, your work is nearly done.
      HamHat 30 jun
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    • Fuck co workers who wait for you to do some wash shit like idk flip some burgers. IM TALKIN TO YOU JOHNQUAVION YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA GO WASH THE DISHS
      _King__ 30 jun
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    • Bruh, we watched this in health class in 8th grade. Its about a fat guy who tries to be healthier by only drinking vegetable and natural fruit drinks for a month
      No_Anime 29 jun
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    • I want to work day, but the night shift people are so much better.
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    • Yeah night shift easy, working with joe cross what a prick
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    • I love night shifts.
      outforwar 29 jun
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    • This is factually accurate for me rn i have a shot gallbladder while also having corns on my feet oh plus a broken nose from a customer attack cause we didnt have fish filet
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    • I was moved from 3rd shift to 2nd shift and I hate it. Mmmm
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    • We're going back to normal store hours (an extra 1.5 hours a day) and my district manager is like "we need to cut hours we can't afford overtime"
      Blorange 29 jun
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    • I do my nightshifts on red bull and ibuprofen
      ddlagidze 29 jun
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    • I work 11 to 13 hour nights 4 days a week!
      Piggybank 29 jun
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    • I work at 12pm to 7am I don’t know anymore
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    • TheSlouch 29 jun
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    • A lot of day drinking that’s what
      mattatatz 29 jun
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    • I love the night shift. It's quiet. And back when I lived at my shitty apartments I didnt have to hear the kids screaming in the afternoon as I was asleep
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    • Damn I work 6:30pm to 6:30am 6 days a week it sucks all I do is make the same car part everyday
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    • Even used to drink like 3 energy drinks and still miserable
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    • Where's my 2 to 2 gang at?
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    • Any amazon nightshift homies out here?
      CIABeast 29 jun
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    • We had to watch this in Hope class
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    • got my first night shift in a ln hour boys 9-12 pm scrubbing floors oh boy
      Msquared 28 jun
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    • I tell every new hire to stay far away from night shifts for that reason exactly. Sadly not many listen
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    • Don't forget sticky
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    • I like how there’s no traffic
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    • You guys can pick shifts?
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    • I got hit in the sternum by a pallet jack last night. Couldn't have steady breathing cause it hurt. Luckily, only a bruised sternum, nothing broken
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    • *America right now*
      062700 28 jun
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    • I use yo work night shift and i never gained weight i lost weight at an unhealthy amount
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    • Worst shift is waking up at 4 and still having to deal with customers when you open
      PimpSnake 28 jun
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    • No Oxford comma, Cringe.
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    • "bloated, constipated, boil on my ass the size of a walnut. The usual."
      InTheGnar 28 jun
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    • More money, stay up late, not have to deal with traffic, wake up whenever it’s awesome
      RedDirt 28 jun
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    • Where is Joe Cross? Is he safe? Is he alright?
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    • I love the night shift but I'm a morning person. I don't want a thing about my job to change except when it happens. It sucks. When I wake up I can't tell if its AM or PM. I can hardly sleep during the day and I have to hit my second wind to stay awake at night, every night.
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    • I'm on night shift right now. I'll never go back to days
      bananawon 28 jun
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    • I actually do better on nightshift than day shift. Fuckin hate day shift.
      AwsmStina 28 jun
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    • Alot of you have never worked night shift and it shows
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    • I would do terrible things to get moved to nightshift.
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    • morning shift is worse.
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