When single moms find out your forklift certified:
Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.
LexisLucci LexisLucci
17 dec 2020
When single moms find out your forklift certified: Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.
people who eat potato salad:
Kiwibob Kiwibob
9 apr
people who eat potato salad:
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
Scarredfoxx Scarredfoxx
24 oct 2020
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
my dog got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking.
Itachy Itachy
23 sep 2020
my dog got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking.
my plan step 1: buy 15 identical cats
step 2: invite someone over
step 3: when they ask how many cats you have say "just one but he's really fast"
my plan step 1: buy 15 identical cats step 2: invite someone over step 3: when they ask how many cats you have say "just one but he's really fast"
YOU'RE A BLIZZARD. HARRY
YRRAH YRRAH
3 mar
YOU'RE A BLIZZARD. HARRY
coochielations
By @yoonogy
everyone please look at my girlfriend's
Cat...he just stands
HajimeIchinose HajimeIchinose
25 sep 2020
coochielations By @yoonogy everyone please look at my girlfriend's Cat...he just stands
humans: hate the year 2020 bc reasons
their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches n snuggles:
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
27 sep 2020
humans: hate the year 2020 bc reasons their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches n snuggles:
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's gon spark a nerve
Blunt_Babe Blunt_Babe
22 jun
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's gon spark a nerve
HOW STOP AN ARGUMENT
Adam Sargent just showed this to my girlfriend and it made the argument worse it doesn't work at all
SilentEchos SilentEchos
11 feb
HOW STOP AN ARGUMENT Adam Sargent just showed this to my girlfriend and it made the argument worse it doesn't work at all
IF ANIMALS CAN DO IT
os iy
AND INSECTS CAN DO IT
WHY THE F*CK CAN'T YOU?!
_TheLost_ _TheLost_
24 sep 2020
IF ANIMALS CAN DO IT os iy AND INSECTS CAN DO IT WHY THE F*CK CAN'T YOU?!
What happens when you watch too many cartoons
BORN RAISED
unusedanimesoda unusedanimesoda
13 mar
What happens when you watch too many cartoons BORN RAISED
Tne entire screentime or Marvel
Cinematic Universe is 3000 minutes.
I love you, 3000.
SwiftUI SwiftUI
16 oct 2020
Tne entire screentime or Marvel Cinematic Universe is 3000 minutes. I love you, 3000.
NOT KNOWING THE TRUTH DOESN'T MAKE YOU IGNORANT
HOT TO
KNOW THE TRUTH IS WHAT MAKES YOU IGNORANT
DickHoits DickHoits
16 oct 2020
NOT KNOWING THE TRUTH DOESN'T MAKE YOU IGNORANT HOT TO KNOW THE TRUTH IS WHAT MAKES YOU IGNORANT
WHERE IS
PHONE? !!D!
unhomowmemes unhomowmemes
6 nov 2020
WHERE IS PHONE? !!D!
STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT INTELLIGENT PEOPLE
SWEAR MORE THAN STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS
STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT INTELLIGENT PEOPLE SWEAR MORE THAN STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS
@CNN
Aman received a $75 check to restart his life after being wrongly imprisoned for 31 years
Stevenage
@pillxwx le
bro was locked up at Gamestop
DoomIsabelle DoomIsabelle
7 jan 2021
@CNN Aman received a $75 check to restart his life after being wrongly imprisoned for 31 years Stevenage @pillxwx le bro was locked up at Gamestop