When single moms find out your forklift certified:
Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.
LexisLucci LexisLucci
17 dec 2020
When single moms find out your forklift certified: Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.
I was giving y'all free speech AND a profile song, but NOOO you just had to go to Facebook didn't you.
staples1724 staples1724
28 jan
I was giving y'all free speech AND a profile song, but NOOO you just had to go to Facebook didn't you.
How in the Goddamn fridge - How in the Goddamn fridge
AidenEdie AidenEdie
22 sep 2020
How in the Goddamn fridge - How in the Goddamn fridge
I know my daughter looks exactly like
me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
LolaBit LolaBit
24 feb
I know my daughter looks exactly like me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
AmericanWay AmericanWay
23 sep 2020
all Take your dog to work day
"Oh you're going to join Verizon? Are you
Sharp Sharp
24 sep 2020
"Oh you're going to join Verizon? Are you
& Brett Barlow Admin
Admin
And this yoga position is called '18% of Your
Monthly Income'
fe
elwaydante
18 feb
& Brett Barlow Admin Admin And this yoga position is called '18% of Your Monthly Income' fe
Everyone else: Uses the polar bear format
Me with a dog format:
bonjour
fare
NotYeahAverageDude
22 sep 2020
Everyone else: Uses the polar bear format Me with a dog format: bonjour fare
my boyfriend is a teacher and he emailed his class the work they need to be getting on with while they're all self- isolating for the next two weeks and one of his students
lauren
just replied wi this
It's a no from me.
kissYu kissYu
17 nov 2020
my boyfriend is a teacher and he emailed his class the work they need to be getting on with while they're all self- isolating for the next two weeks and one of his students lauren just replied wi this It's a no from me.
When he gives you flowers wrapped in cellophane from the grocery store and says "we're going to Olive
Garden"
Catalyticmemes Catalyticmemes
22 dec 2020
When he gives you flowers wrapped in cellophane from the grocery store and says "we're going to Olive Garden"
when he says you're the only person he's talking to but he's also messaging the 7 fake accounts you made
T_O_P T_O_P
27 oct 2020
when he says you're the only person he's talking to but he's also messaging the 7 fake accounts you made
Me: be careful on that
my kids:
Jack
Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
Me: be careful on that my kids: Jack Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
When ur chewing gum & u randomly
bite the sh-t outta ur tongue
When ur chewing gum & u randomly bite the sh-t outta ur tongue
A message to my enemies.
SpeedyG187 SpeedyG187
23 sep 2020
A message to my enemies.
I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT LATELY ABOUT BLEACHING YOUR ASSHOLE.
Al
DO YOU JUST DUMP BLEACH OVER HIS HEAD, OR DO YOU MAKE HIM DRINK IT?
denisep denisep
28 dec 2020
I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT LATELY ABOUT BLEACHING YOUR ASSHOLE. Al DO YOU JUST DUMP BLEACH OVER HIS HEAD, OR DO YOU MAKE HIM DRINK IT?
If a Southern woman says
"What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it
She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
yaddayadda
23 oct 2020
If a Southern woman says "What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
"You shotuia just learn to
take a
Says aman whois yet to learn how to ceal with reyection
"You shotuia just learn to take a Says aman whois yet to learn how to ceal with reyection
Just in case you forgot why there is a three day weekend coming up.
Just in case you forgot why there is a three day weekend coming up.
lock boy iF you yp. eed slop
of this
Bur ypu. just gestored
Yo oF me.
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Zeroic Zeroic
26 sep 2020
lock boy iF you yp. eed slop of this Bur ypu. just gestored Yo oF me. Yes. Trat's, Shop being, ath of