• When SHE says "Not tonight
babe, I'm too tired." vs when HE
says it
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    • My wife gets pissed when I'm not in the mood like "do you not like me anymore" bitch no I'm tired God damn
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    • Domestic abuse is domestic abuse
      Joshua175 24 jun
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    • Is this about the sex? I’ve heard of that before. I too participate in the sex.
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    • Sad truth is , if you dont fuck ya girl everytime she wants it. Shes gonna cheat
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    • Men have a right to decide what they do with their bodies, too. A talking point Men's rights groups ignore for some reason
      _Better 24 jun
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    • Women think guys want it all the time
      Lick 24 jun
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    • Airplane Fact: if i see another one of these shitty posts that pits men and women against each other, i will fly a plane into the empire state building
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    • Meet in the middle. Use her hand to masturbate when's she's passed out.
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    • For the first time I got really close to a guy yesterday, we were wrestling and shit but eventually we stopped and I just played with his hair and fell asleep. It's gonna be a happy memory for me boys
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    • Her name is probably Biancca
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    • Tbh I’m guilty of this... I have a higher sex drive than my bf so I never tell him no, which is why I think I get mad when he says no. Bad habit.
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    • Literally what happened to me on Sunday. When I told my girl that I was too tired. She told me she had blue balls and that she was so horny that it was making her uncomfortable. Then she started to get mad that for once I wasn't up for sex.
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    • Yeah I do sex like at least 10 times a day so I dont have to worry about it aha
      Rynli 24 jun
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    • He never says it
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    • women are told at a young age to cover up because guys are these crazy sexual creatures, so if a guy doesn’t get horny immediately or always wanna do it, it makes us feel more rejected because the narrative is that men always are up for sex and get turned on by a girls exposed shoulders
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    • Yall are fucking dumb. My man is almost never in the mood and sometimes it's a little irritating, but I've never physically or verbally abused him over it. You guys keep dating shit women and then act like all of us are the same. I love my boyfriend, I would never do anything to hurt him.
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    • An incel made this for sure.
      Beluga17 24 jun
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    • Because women cant handle rejection like men do.
      Flygon 24 jun
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    • I swear this app is full of such toxic people who wanna play victim so bad
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    • Uh that’s abuse ma’am
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    • Virgin gang rise up
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    • Yall are actually sexist omfg I thought it was just a joke but no, yall actually believe all women are cheating whores, maybe if you actually spent time looking for the right women instead of taking any girls that will touch your dick maybe yall would have happy relationships?
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    • I'd get pretty pissed when my ex would constantly say that we'd do stuff later on and then when later comes he says I "should've reminded him" but then when I'd remind him he'd get mad and we wouldn't do anything cause "I was bothering him about it" I just think he wasn't interested in me any more
      poppylan 24 jun
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    • Y’all are saying crazy shit like “they’ll cheat if you don’t fuck her 24/7.” Listen, I had a girl who was addicted to sex (can’t recall the term rn) and I legit lost 10lbs in a week from it, along with a loss of sleep. After 9 months, it began to suck. I was emotionally abused for not doing it (1/2)
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    • What's the deal with the fucking war on women inside this app, I know its been like this for a while, but it just keeps getting worse. Dudes have such low self esteem on here they feel they have to shit on women to feel good about themselves.
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    • Damn, I wish my husband would come to me asking for sex. He has a porn addiction.
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    • Really had a girl like this. She wrnt to therapy and told me it's because I turned her into a sex addict. I've never had a girl that did anything wrong in her life tho.
      begsame88 24 jun
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    • Everyone has the right to choose what happens to their body. But I get why girls get so offended even if it isn't justified. There's this misconception that guys have no off switch or constantly want to do it; so him saying no implies she's grotesque. But really guys can have nuances
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    • Tbh I think girls get mad because guys are usually horny and sexual and stuff. Legit get a hard dick for no reason typa thing. So when they say no to their girl it’s like wtfff but I’m not saying it’s okay to freak out on him.
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    • During the infancy of my marriage, my wife started sobbing because she thought I didn’t find her attractive after I denied wanting sex. I had to try and explain just how large 23 yards of concrete was and how physically exhausting it is to do all that by hand in 102 degree heat.
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    • I lejit have a scar from a girl punching me in the face cause i said no.
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    • Airplane Fact. We should stand up for Ariplane Friend or keep his memory alive and post “Airplane Facts”
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    • Got off work tonight and went to my parents to help install hbo go on some of their devices. I get a call from my gf a couple hours after I normally get home. She asks where I'm at and I tell her what I did and that I was getting gas on my way home. She immediately.....
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    • Women make the world worse
      Caboosee 24 jun
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    • Honestly :/ my girl hasn’t wanted to touch my body for months. But the one night I tell her that I’m not in the mood to please her suddenly she gets the right to be upset. I hold her, I pet her, I love her and then when I ask for anything in return, it’s “i just need a companion in a partner” 🙄
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    • I told my ex girlfriend one night that I wasn’t feeling up to it. I was actually just tired and I had jerked off like 3 hours prior. Anyways, she goes, “what are you? A fahggot!?” And continues to berate me. I then asked her to leave and I said were done as she hopped in the Uber.
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    • Bro sometimes we not mad that you dont want it, we just get mad about the why your tired. What has your lazy gamer ass been doing that you're too tired to let us ride the dick? we start jumping to conclusions and get mad about it. But seripusly if you get beat for not having sex, LEAVE. THAT. BITCH
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    • Ok so talk about double standard a girl asked me to do stuff and then she said nothing and did nothing so I was like ok your not into it and aren’t interested. But later she was like you forced yourself on me but it’s ok people have done it before because I don’t say anything.
      Brainjunk 24 jun
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    • Facts
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    • Fun fact! If you have hermit crabs then you don't need a relationship. Or a job. Or hobbies.
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    • Fucking facts as fuck
      kanep0e 25 jun
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    • me fucking my girl when she's sleep
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    • I usually just tell.my gf she can lay there and doesn't even need to move and she just lets me get a quicky to bust and not even have like sex sex just kinda like a 2 pumps and dump it. Lmao whenever I'm tired she just murks me even if I fall asleep xD
      BMW528 24 jun
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    • Chinxy 24 jun
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    • This is why some guys turn gay.
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    • prefer for standard,, make them double
      _Oppy 24 jun
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    • We're only 26 but have unspoken days we do the deed
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    • Accurate.
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    • Funny enough we are discovering more and more men are abused by their wives than the other way around.
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    • My fiance gets all pissed off when im not in the mood "like wtf why do you want to have sex youre horny all the time" yea im horny all the fkn time and you dont want to do shit so when you do im like nah im good
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    • So happy my GF an I are asexual so we won't have to deal with stuff like this
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    • You guys need to find better women
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    • Then stop dating mentally unstable women? They're pretty easy to detect
      Servant 24 jun
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    • You guys have premarital sex? Lol ok
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    • Does anyone else get really guilty and ashamed after sex? Is it cause it’d not with someone I love?
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    • Bunch of incel neckbeards posting about relationships
      walkerama 24 jun
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    • My girl literally won’t let me sleep until I give her what she wants
      ChainLink 27 jun
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    • For real why are women like that these days ?
      izzyg99 24 jun
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    • At this point i would be like "sure but you do the work"
      callias 24 jun
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    • Women and double standards
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    • He’s covering his ears from all that bitching
      DrNefario 24 jun
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    • It’s almost like no means no or something
      RlCK 24 jun
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    • I got high with my ex for the first time, and I just wanted to cuddle and watch stuff and play games, she then proceeded to tell me “come on you always want sex and now you have don’t?” And then drained my nutsack for 2 hours and I still just wanted to cuddle and have a romantic time.
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    • My wife has denied me hundreds of times,if not more. I have denied her twice. Once I was sick, the other dead asleep on the couch.
      oldmanKen 24 jun
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    • Told this to my girl and she said "ok" then proceeded to grind on me because its turns me on.
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    • No. More like..."your cheating on me!" "Who is it??"
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    • Yeah sometimes I’m not in the mood for sex cause I have too much of it
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    • This is fucking real
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    • What to do when your drive is higher than your partner? 🤔 I'm tired thinking I'm overbearing to them ;-;
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    • Same type of girls who just lay down vs doing shit
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    • That’s women literally every time a man doesn’t want to do anything they do
      Gunser 27 jun
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    • MeepieSheepie
      Or the exact opposite happens because both genders have shitty abusive people
      MeepieSheepie 26 jun
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    • Depends... I've had a girl be ok with it.
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    • Give her a black eye. That'll calm her down real quick
      PapaJooba 24 jun
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    • That’s actually how my girl gets me hard tho
      y01nk 24 jun
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    • Bruh my wife straight skips sex whenever possible... I get laid like once every few months. She turned in to such a prude after 10 years
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    • I am unfortunately never not in the mood.
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    • Has anyone else had an ex like this. She would come home at 1 or 2 am and do the butt thing like shaking it up against me while I'm asleep,I have work at 6am so I'm kinda not in the mood. But I wake up and not 2 minutes later I say "I'm ready babe" and she tells you she's not in the mood anymore.
      Rogue152 24 jun
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    • When i was in college i had a girl that would actually kick me hard. I broke it off adter a couple of days. I say a couple of days cause that pu$$y was delicious.
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    • Yeah, in my experience, it's kinda like that
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    • Women am I right?
      HolyChief 29 jun
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    • I used to be like that but then I realized in my last relationship the only affection I ever got was during sex so I associated sex with affection and anytime I felt needy I would ask for sex. New relationship has me feeling good and realizing I don’t have a high drive, I just wanted to feel loved
      TheCrow 26 jun
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    • This app is just incels now
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    • Bs! My guy doesn't just say awe ok and cuddle me, he's like man >:( and when he says nah I'm like 🥺☹
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    • Whoever made this is an ignorant pig. Men have been known to blubby their wives when denied sex. Men don't take no for an answer. In Islam if a woman is too tired for sex the husband divorces her on the spot and kicks her out of the house. Men truly are privileged yet love to play the victim
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      AmdRyzen 25 jun
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    • Just leave her, or get the police dude.
      alaia 25 jun
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    • Lmfao not how it works
      kimchi410 25 jun
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    • Looooool
      SirLight 25 jun
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    • Seriously though. Met this chick. Next day we were a bit hungover. Told her I'm not interested in doing much just want to nap hardcore. She gets mad. Fuckin dodged a bullet with that one. 🙄
      Lyphrus 25 jun
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    • When you get into a relationship it's an unspoken rule that the man has to provide even at the most ridiculous request
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    • Well horny bitches can just deal with it. Go masturbate or something if your man doesn’t want to smash
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    • Damn bro that sounds like an abusive relationship
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    • Ok my girl doesn’t try and hit when I say that. Instead she gets naked and starts fingering herself in front of me, or getting naked in public to turn me on.
      sai189 25 jun
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    • If a girl doesn’t want it the man has to just be ok with that and understand. If a guy isn’t in the mood the girl has a right to her way and will cheat “because he’s toxic and wasn’t treating me right” but people are too immature to handle that
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