When she's describing the perfect guy and it's the exact opposite of yo ugly ass
iCapt iCapt
16 oct 2020
When she's describing the perfect guy and it's the exact opposite of yo ugly ass
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN,
AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
Butts_Mehre Butts_Mehre
23 sep 2020
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN, AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
How she looks when she says
"She'll he readv in 5 minutes"
awful_page1 awful_page1
19 dec 2020
How she looks when she says "She'll he readv in 5 minutes"
it was at this moment this dog knew he didn't want to lick his butt anymore
that_dude225 that_dude225
15 dec 2020
it was at this moment this dog knew he didn't want to lick his butt anymore
Remember Sadness from inside out? This is her now, feel old yet?
PiedPiper815 PiedPiper815
24 feb
Remember Sadness from inside out? This is her now, feel old yet?
kayla O
@baz00per pet rent is the stupidest concept i've ever heard of how do you expect my
cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed
PM - - Twitter for iPhone
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shndnyllwhrs shndnyllwhrs
24 sep 2020
kayla O @baz00per pet rent is the stupidest concept i've ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed PM - - Twitter for iPhone 72.5K 2,237
Give me five!
Why are you refusing to high five him?
He wants
5 eggs from me!
chow hon lam Buddy Comics
BuddyGator
25 sep 2020
Give me five! Why are you refusing to high five him? He wants 5 eggs from me! chow hon lam Buddy Comics
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying
him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
@LilithLovett
"To get one's revenge is Based.
To pussy out at the last second during the third act is Cringe".
- Confucius
Bonti Bonti
24 feb
@LilithLovett "To get one's revenge is Based. To pussy out at the last second during the third act is Cringe". - Confucius
When you're with bae and they start smiling at their phone.
"Excuse me, but your happiness is sitting right here."
Valyrison Valyrison
28 oct 2020
When you're with bae and they start smiling at their phone. "Excuse me, but your happiness is sitting right here."
"Steroids? Haha yeah right bro
I wouldn't put that garbage in my body"
"Steroids? Haha yeah right bro I wouldn't put that garbage in my body"
stan
@catsinners
this is why she left you
@ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16
From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
stan @catsinners this is why she left you @ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16 From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
ISimplyWould ISimplyWould
25 sep 2020
If wrestling is fake, explain this:
A group of flat earthers spent $20.000 on laser gyroscope in an attempt to prove that the Earth does not rotate. Instead, the laser actually picked up a drift, showing that the
Earth does rotate. This pretty much proved the exact opposite of their theory.
Well, well, well, how the turntables
TayIor TayIor
27 sep 2020
A group of flat earthers spent $20.000 on laser gyroscope in an attempt to prove that the Earth does not rotate. Instead, the laser actually picked up a drift, showing that the Earth does rotate. This pretty much proved the exact opposite of their theory. Well, well, well, how the turntables
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
AriesL AriesL
27 jan 2021
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
When he says he like girls with glasses, he means this:
Not this
unfit_trypdamemev2 unfit_trypdamemev2
18 dec 2020
When he says he like girls with glasses, he means this: Not this
Tutorial: You can upgrade your gear with gold!
Me: But I wanna save my g-
Tutorial:
aid we upgrading today
TrixieColette TrixieColette
8 mar
Tutorial: You can upgrade your gear with gold! Me: But I wanna save my g- Tutorial: aid we upgrading today
I am black tea
AR I am green tea
You....reading this you are a cute-tea
Hex_Maniac Hex_Maniac
25 sep 2020
I am black tea AR I am green tea You....reading this you are a cute-tea
Tne entire screentime or Marvel
Cinematic Universe is 3000 minutes.
I love you, 3000.
SwiftUI SwiftUI
16 oct 2020
Tne entire screentime or Marvel Cinematic Universe is 3000 minutes. I love you, 3000.
UNDELIEWADLE:..
WAS i > a
YOU SHOULD ALWAYS WEAR A SEATREIT
LmanWELL LmanWELL
9 may
UNDELIEWADLE:.. WAS i > a YOU SHOULD ALWAYS WEAR A SEATREIT