When she's describing the perfect guy and it's the exact opposite of yo ugly ass
iCapt iCapt
16 oct 2020
When she's describing the perfect guy and it's the exact opposite of yo ugly ass
If you encounter wine snobs, confuse them by using this move
If you encounter wine snobs, confuse them by using this move
When you finally meet your online girlfriend.
-Ahh, i see you're a me
When you finally meet your online girlfriend. -Ahh, i see you're a me
MAY HOLD YOU? -ONLY IF YOU'RE PATIENT
\ ENOUGH.
wawd
@wawawiwacomics wiwa
johnb520 johnb520
24 sep 2020
MAY HOLD YOU? -ONLY IF YOU'RE PATIENT \ ENOUGH. wawd @wawawiwacomics wiwa
*Thanos snaps his fingers*
people who were giving blowjobs:
Spiders Spiders
25 dec 2020
*Thanos snaps his fingers* people who were giving blowjobs:
YOU'RE GONNA GO BOATING
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE PROPER FLOTATICON DEVICES
those_cause those_cause
19 may
YOU'RE GONNA GO BOATING MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE PROPER FLOTATICON DEVICES
People who play video games: didn't
think I was being loud"
Also people who play video games:
@BorderlineBrat
vexmlthe2nd vexmlthe2nd
28 jan 2021
People who play video games: didn't think I was being loud" Also people who play video games: @BorderlineBrat
When you finish every possible quest in a game you loved and enjoy the moment before you shut it down forever
Xehanort Xehanort
12 mar
When you finish every possible quest in a game you loved and enjoy the moment before you shut it down forever
key nutrients in socks
was air bud actually a mini golden best way to chew up the carpet
am i a good boy
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
key nutrients in socks was air bud actually a mini golden best way to chew up the carpet am i a good boy
When the teacher almost caught
you cheating so you hit em with
peepman peepman
13 may
When the teacher almost caught you cheating so you hit em with
Why did the ketchup blush?
He saw the salad dressing!
mute_spicygoodness mute_spicygoodness
11 jun
Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing!
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat."
thesixpennybook
#did they name it may because thats the sound cats make!?
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you? cat: mau human: oh okay then
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
20 sep 2020
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat." thesixpennybook #did they name it may because thats the sound cats make!? now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time. human: what the fuck are you? cat: mau human: oh okay then
when you google one question and find a quizlet for the whole test
TheChosenOnez TheChosenOnez
27 jan 2021
when you google one question and find a quizlet for the whole test
Have you seen Groot?
Wino?
funnydude1264 funnydude1264
12 sep 2020
Have you seen Groot? Wino?
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys...
and she brought one from the street...
You may have outsmarted me, but outsmarted your outsmarting!
angelic angelic
20 sep 2020
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys... and she brought one from the street... You may have outsmarted me, but outsmarted your outsmarting!
The doctor informs Ernie that his testicle cannot be reattached.
The doctor informs Ernie that his testicle cannot be reattached.
WHEN THE ABORTION PILL HITS YOU AND YOU START SEEING THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
WHEN THE ABORTION PILL HITS YOU AND YOU START SEEING THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
Dear feminine product companies:
You need to start using buckets of fake blood to get my interest in your product.
SS
No more blue liquid, flowers, smiling girls. I want thunderstorms and angry faces and
screams of terror.
I want real.
Dear feminine product companies: You need to start using buckets of fake blood to get my interest in your product. SS No more blue liquid, flowers, smiling girls. I want thunderstorms and angry faces and screams of terror. I want real.
When you're having a bad day and all of the boys are online
blessing from the Lord!
Bushido Bushido
31 dec 2020
When you're having a bad day and all of the boys are online blessing from the Lord!
"Playing Dark Souls is not stressful at all"
Dave - 26 years
coolmemesbro coolmemesbro
15 oct 2020
"Playing Dark Souls is not stressful at all" Dave - 26 years
DAILY STAR 3 MIN READ German shepherd 'cries' as he's forced to eat chilli in
disturbing new trend
Ernie prepares to commit a hate crime.
macdaddysbbq macdaddysbbq
25 sep 2020
DAILY STAR 3 MIN READ German shepherd 'cries' as he's forced to eat chilli in disturbing new trend Ernie prepares to commit a hate crime.