When she pulls down my boxers
and sees what I'm packing
Less than half of what l'd hoped for.
Feasty_y Feasty_y
5 feb
When she pulls down my boxers and sees what I'm packing Less than half of what l'd hoped for.
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Good luck with your studies!
on @ Good luck with your studies!
HOW MUCH AMMO,D0 YOU HAVE?
VE LEARNED HOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION,
I UNCOMFORTABLE.
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
9 sep 2020
HOW MUCH AMMO,D0 YOU HAVE? VE LEARNED HOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION, I UNCOMFORTABLE.
How will look once finish burying my inner demons
cursedMadden cursedMadden
12 jan 2021
How will look once finish burying my inner demons
Brohemoth1398 Brohemoth1398
22 sep 2020
© Based on: assrip
when you come home from vacation and your dog doesn't get excited when it sees you
One day the cassette got mangled in the machine and sounded all slow and depressing, and was like, "Can we do that, but on purpose?"
EdgarAllenPoe EdgarAllenPoe
14 dec 2020
One day the cassette got mangled in the machine and sounded all slow and depressing, and was like, "Can we do that, but on purpose?"
The Romans and Ancient Greeks loved their pet dogs so much that they would add tombstones to their burial site. One such tombstone read, "I am in tears, while carrying you to your last resting place as much as I rejoiced when bringing you home in my own
hands fifteen years ago."
naahaliavahlatacte
AM3RICA AM3RICA
22 sep 2020
The Romans and Ancient Greeks loved their pet dogs so much that they would add tombstones to their burial site. One such tombstone read, "I am in tears, while carrying you to your last resting place as much as I rejoiced when bringing you home in my own hands fifteen years ago." naahaliavahlatacte
When you let your friend try to unlock your phone and they almost get the password right on the first try.
When you let your friend try to unlock your phone and they almost get the password right on the first try.
When your game has been out for 7 years but everyone
Starts to make jokes about your hair only now:
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
13 jan 2021
When your game has been out for 7 years but everyone Starts to make jokes about your hair only now:
Winner for best Christmas ornament
Re
yelims yelims
28 dec 2020
Winner for best Christmas ornament Re
Took a photo of the only other dude in the theater, forgot my flash was on.
IronManLOHH IronManLOHH
7 apr
Took a photo of the only other dude in the theater, forgot my flash was on.
Moms when they say
"gracias" to the japanese waiter
of
ScarabTrooper ScarabTrooper
15 jan 2021
Moms when they say "gracias" to the japanese waiter of
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
noon_husband noon_husband
3 jan 2021
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
Force Ghost Qui-Gon watches as Anakin claps Padme's cheeks
Force Ghost Qui-Gon watches as Anakin claps Padme's cheeks
It's my dog Tess' 10th Birthday tomorrow - It’s my dog Tess’ 10th Birthday tomorrow
minenowlol123678 minenowlol123678
24 sep 2020
It's my dog Tess' 10th Birthday tomorrow - It’s my dog Tess’ 10th Birthday tomorrow
POST THIS CAT
WholeFuckingMilk WholeFuckingMilk
25 sep 2020
POST THIS CAT
Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into
Wendy's
I thought that was an acceptable form of payment in Florida.
GReen0ne GReen0ne
2 mar
Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into Wendy's I thought that was an acceptable form of payment in Florida.
All these rappers out here dying of drug OD's in their early 20's...
Ozzy at 71:
BigDtrain1 BigDtrain1
11 sep 2020
All these rappers out here dying of drug OD's in their early 20's... Ozzy at 71: