When she ask you what
your finger game is like.
SirLongflop SirLongflop
17 jul 2020
When she ask you what your finger game is like.
What if I got pulled over by a cop and just made this face the whole time
DaPlatypusRider DaPlatypusRider
19 nov 2020
What if I got pulled over by a cop and just made this face the whole time
What's on your mind?
Random Thoughts
@thought
Someone made up dinosaur sounds without ever hearing them.
Gilberto Gilberto
13 mar
What's on your mind? Random Thoughts @thought Someone made up dinosaur sounds without ever hearing them.
x93_ x93_
25 sep 2020
My wife was stressing and having a rough day with her work projects
When you're stuck in a traffic jam but there's a dog in the car next to you
When you're stuck in a traffic jam but there's a dog in the car next to you
"Elmo's couch pulls out, but Elmo doesn't. If
Katy is still sore from last night, then maybe
Katy should learn to tame her gag re
"Elmo's couch pulls out, but Elmo doesn't. If Katy is still sore from last night, then maybe Katy should learn to tame her gag re
Ari LaBelja
Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I'm the one that picked the movie:
7-08 PM - Twitter for iPhone
Ari LaBelja Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I'm the one that picked the movie: 7-08 PM - Twitter for iPhone
When you accidently choke her to death but she has nipple piercings
Wyked Wyked
28 oct 2020
When you accidently choke her to death but she has nipple piercings
Am I masturbating because I'm horny?
or because I'm depressed and I need the dopamine?
RumNCoke4mike RumNCoke4mike
5 mar
Am I masturbating because I'm horny? or because I'm depressed and I need the dopamine?
Alternative girls and their nerdy gamer boyfriends
QueenSunflower QueenSunflower
5 dec 2020
Alternative girls and their nerdy gamer boyfriends
When you're working under your truck & hear the Harbor Freight jack start making weird noises
When you're working under your truck & hear the Harbor Freight jack start making weird noises
GoodestGoldens GoodestGoldens
23 sep 2020
© Based on: DOG
he's so URGENT POV: Youre the frozen peanut butter jar my dog takes to a safe spot to lick away from hooman
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
flipper_fire flipper_fire
19 may
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep"
CreamyComb CreamyComb
26 jan
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep"
the group of water bottles in my room when bring in another one
HillbillyKitten HillbillyKitten
22 sep 2020
the group of water bottles in my room when bring in another one
Finished my 501st squad. Next will be painted as the 212th with Obi Wan - Finished my 501st squad. Next will be painted as the 212th with Obi Wan
gigitygoo gigitygoo
26 sep 2020
Finished my 501st squad. Next will be painted as the 212th with Obi Wan - Finished my 501st squad. Next will be painted as the 212th with Obi Wan
YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN CYBERPURK DYSTOPIAS
YOU'RE IN ONE
YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN CYBERPURK DYSTOPIAS YOU'RE IN ONE