When set an alarm for and it says
1 hour and 23 minutes remaining till it rings
When set an alarm for and it says 1 hour and 23 minutes remaining till it rings
When you broke AF and find out they put dollars in the eggs.
@comfysweaters
When you broke AF and find out they put dollars in the eggs. @comfysweaters
BIRD, HOW DID YOU GET SO SUCCESSFUL?
STOLE A TON OF MONEY.
THAT WAS STEP ONE.
poorlydrawnlines
MPBaby MPBaby
24 sep 2020
BIRD, HOW DID YOU GET SO SUCCESSFUL? STOLE A TON OF MONEY. THAT WAS STEP ONE. poorlydrawnlines
TIL Costco's hot dog has remained $1.50 since it was first introduced in 1984. After the company president complained they were losing money on it, CEO Jim Sinegal
put his foot down. "If you raise [the price of] the effing hot dog, will kill you,"
Sinegal said.
TIL Costco's hot dog has remained $1.50 since it was first introduced in 1984. After the company president complained they were losing money on it, CEO Jim Sinegal put his foot down. "If you raise [the price of] the effing hot dog, will kill you," Sinegal said.
Work order says "check vibration" so you take the vehicle for a test drive only to find out "vibration" was actually death wobble when you hit 65mph.
I feel was denied...
NEED-TO-KNOW INFORMATION!
ON
Work order says "check vibration" so you take the vehicle for a test drive only to find out "vibration" was actually death wobble when you hit 65mph. I feel was denied... NEED-TO-KNOW INFORMATION! ON
leturns off the big fan because it's too loud.
Everyone else in the helicopter:
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
5 feb
leturns off the big fan because it's too loud. Everyone else in the helicopter:
Fish Sep 12, 2020 AM
Someone punched a wall in the men's toilets and staff decided to frame it.
"Fragile Mesaulinrty'
Artist Unknown
balck sep 12, 2020 AM cum on the wall
"a quick satisfaction but a long disappointment"
ShrineofAzura ShrineofAzura
26 sep 2020
Fish Sep 12, 2020 AM Someone punched a wall in the men's toilets and staff decided to frame it. "Fragile Mesaulinrty' Artist Unknown balck sep 12, 2020 AM cum on the wall "a quick satisfaction but a long disappointment"
Size comparison of a giant ground sloth, glyptodon, and a terror bird.
PLATE
GIANT GROUND SLOTH TERROR BIRD
WEIGHT
TONNES
PM
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
23 sep 2020
Size comparison of a giant ground sloth, glyptodon, and a terror bird. PLATE GIANT GROUND SLOTH TERROR BIRD WEIGHT TONNES PM
HEY BUD SAW U SCRATCH YOUR BUTT AN SMELL IT
THINK I GOULD GET SNIFF
melloxhello melloxhello
25 sep 2020
HEY BUD SAW U SCRATCH YOUR BUTT AN SMELL IT THINK I GOULD GET SNIFF
here are six stimulus checks hidden in chocolate bars throughout the country.
JudgementalRooster
28 dec 2020
here are six stimulus checks hidden in chocolate bars throughout the country.
Size doesn't matter, unless you're talking about what's underneath it all. Your heart!
hardWarthunder hardWarthunder
23 jun
Size doesn't matter, unless you're talking about what's underneath it all. Your heart!
Please be safe while taking photos!
Please be safe while taking photos!
When you're ready to travel, but not ready to get dressed yet.
When you're ready to travel, but not ready to get dressed yet.
Lactose intolerant people when they realise they live in the milky way
(SCREAMING)
StolenMemes69 StolenMemes69
1 dec 2020
Lactose intolerant people when they realise they live in the milky way (SCREAMING)
james
there's no way my cat knows his actual name. i've given him like 10 new nicknames today alone. i just called him my sweet bowl of cheese and he was like ya iam
DrPepperOffical DrPepperOffical
20 sep 2020
james there's no way my cat knows his actual name. i've given him like 10 new nicknames today alone. i just called him my sweet bowl of cheese and he was like ya iam
ANIME DOG
ANIME DOG
Flamin_Memes Flamin_Memes
24 sep 2020
ANIME DOG ANIME DOG
Cats I see on Cats I have the internet at my home
CommieSalami CommieSalami
20 sep 2020
Cats I see on Cats I have the internet at my home
There are people who fish...
And then there are people who make fishing their life!!!
escapethedaylight escapethedaylight
24 sep 2020
There are people who fish... And then there are people who make fishing their life!!!
My cat when spill her food at pm:
A_Normal_Lapis A_Normal_Lapis
24 sep 2020
My cat when spill her food at pm:
Happy Easter!
Happy Easter!