when put in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone
sugondeeze sugondeeze
7 oct 2020
when put in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone
as a child*
Padme:
Se...
JuicyJuicy JuicyJuicy
26 sep 2020
as a child* Padme: Se...
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-"
Mom: "Your school called today."
torn torn
25 sep 2020
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-" Mom: "Your school called today."
Pennsylvania school district threatening to put kids in foster care if their parents can't pay for their lunches
Everyone disliked that.
CykaGamburger
23 sep 2020
Pennsylvania school district threatening to put kids in foster care if their parents can't pay for their lunches Everyone disliked that.
"Bought a new car. It came with a puppy holder..."
TrillSaint TrillSaint
19 may
"Bought a new car. It came with a puppy holder..."
BREAKING: Donald Trump makes miraculous and historic recovery.
TexasHeat85 TexasHeat85
5 oct 2020
BREAKING: Donald Trump makes miraculous and historic recovery.
JASON WOULD'VE NEVER MADE IT IN 2018
djgetmo djgetmo
1 may
JASON WOULD'VE NEVER MADE IT IN 2018
HighlandBanjo HighlandBanjo
24 sep 2020
ON' HAT LIKE LooK' cone! AN
I am black tea
AR I am green tea
You....reading this you are a cute-tea
Hex_Maniac Hex_Maniac
25 sep 2020
I am black tea AR I am green tea You....reading this you are a cute-tea
ysk_tha_plug ysk_tha_plug
26 aug 2020
@robesstreet my who phase of
Day 351 of 15 days to flatten the curve but now I'm hiding from aerial Chinese Anal
Drone Bot. (MAR 2021)
ChUcky16 ChUcky16
2 mar
Day 351 of 15 days to flatten the curve but now I'm hiding from aerial Chinese Anal Drone Bot. (MAR 2021)
NASA when an asteroid narrowly misses the earth by 545 million miles
CommunistMoose CommunistMoose
5 dec 2020
NASA when an asteroid narrowly misses the earth by 545 million miles
Cat was not the impostor.
bender_bending bender_bending
21 sep 2020
Cat was not the impostor.
You want to know where I store all my dad jokes?
in dad-a-base
You want to know where I store all my dad jokes? in dad-a-base
WIFE MATERIAL
THIS WHAT IT LGOKS LIKE
OldAbnInf OldAbnInf
9 feb
WIFE MATERIAL THIS WHAT IT LGOKS LIKE
8 year old me playing dead in the pool to see if anyone cared:
MemeThief_00 MemeThief_00
26 sep 2020
8 year old me playing dead in the pool to see if anyone cared:
harvard graduate
my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him
her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once
[i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this
- 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
864 7,190
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
28 sep 2020
harvard graduate my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once [i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this - 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 864 7,190
Same lil homie.. Same.
Not_2day Not_2day
22 feb
Same lil homie.. Same.
Vise
Fa
This cat has a stool reserved at my I al pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watching the other patrons.
arlenesullivan arlenesullivan
25 sep 2020
Vise Fa This cat has a stool reserved at my I al pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watching the other patrons.