when netflix asks if ur still there and u see your reflection in the screen
fishboy26 fishboy26
30 apr
when netflix asks if ur still there and u see your reflection in the screen
Just a little cutie passing through to cleanse your feed. Carry on - Just a little cutie passing through to cleanse your feed. Carry on
QueenSpook QueenSpook
21 sep 2020
Just a little cutie passing through to cleanse your feed. Carry on - Just a little cutie passing through to cleanse your feed. Carry on
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?"
Me: "Whatever she wishes"
ElMundo ElMundo
24 sep 2020
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?" Me: "Whatever she wishes"
Know the difference
It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here's a post to help you remember
Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings
Wwern: 2 legs, 2 wings
Drake: 4 legs, flightless
wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly
Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered
William
Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body
Dragon's are not Wyvern's end of story. - Dragon’s are not Wyvern’s end of story.
XxTheMan18xx XxTheMan18xx
23 sep 2020
Know the difference It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here's a post to help you remember Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings Wwern: 2 legs, 2 wings Drake: 4 legs, flightless wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered William Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body Dragon's are not Wyvern's end of story. - Dragon’s are not Wyvern’s end of story.
Whatever she's squirting...I'm drinking!
Whatever she's squirting...I'm drinking!
chris evans
@chris_notcapn
LMAO. Y'all will really do anything except pay people more money.
CLARK, NJ
APPLERER'S OFFERING INTERVIEWEES FREE
the
- 17 May 21 - Twitter for iPhone
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Josebarrio Josebarrio
19 may
chris evans @chris_notcapn LMAO. Y'all will really do anything except pay people more money. CLARK, NJ APPLERER'S OFFERING INTERVIEWEES FREE the - 17 May 21 - Twitter for iPhone Retweets 1,384 Quote Tweets
When u in bed and your charger too far away on the floor
Tabby Tabby
9 feb
When u in bed and your charger too far away on the floor
Bread maker: I've baked you're bread sir
Genius who's about to invent toast:
do it again
Spiders Spiders
4 dec 2020
Bread maker: I've baked you're bread sir Genius who's about to invent toast: do it again
When you ask the orphan kid if his mom's hot but he just starts crying
Gome on, tall
Mimikyu1 Mimikyu1
28 may
When you ask the orphan kid if his mom's hot but he just starts crying Gome on, tall
the doctor: calcium will help with your bones my girlfriend:
the doctor: calcium will help with your bones my girlfriend:
Me at the bar watching the frat bro, pretty boy, douche bag pick a fight with the
middle-aged guy with cauliflower ears
aaronskyler aaronskyler
17 mar
Me at the bar watching the frat bro, pretty boy, douche bag pick a fight with the middle-aged guy with cauliflower ears
Happy Valentine's Day
Happy Valentine's Day
When it's hot af inside and you gotta hang an arm out the window
Fromundamahjunk
21 mar
When it's hot af inside and you gotta hang an arm out the window
MERCURY (2)
U.K. Gardener
Harvests Potato
She Swears
Resembles Dog:
Still Keep
Laughing About It'
"It was just perfect how the potato had Dave's jowls and everything," said the pet owner of the uncanny tuber
DregsOfSociety DregsOfSociety
23 sep 2020
MERCURY (2) U.K. Gardener Harvests Potato She Swears Resembles Dog: Still Keep Laughing About It' "It was just perfect how the potato had Dave's jowls and everything," said the pet owner of the uncanny tuber
Therese Marie
My ride or die
#twinzies
\ I
KingofMayo KingofMayo
26 feb
Therese Marie My ride or die #twinzies \ I
Wife: Honey. am I fat?
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
ErosOne ErosOne
16 oct 2020
Wife: Honey. am I fat? Husband: No dear, I like the way you are. Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge. Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
SANTA DENIERS LQOKING AT THE
AT PM ON
RECEMBER
PolishLithuania PolishLithuania
26 dec 2020
SANTA DENIERS LQOKING AT THE AT PM ON RECEMBER
Everybody asks who's the impostor.
but nobody asks how's the impostor -
sammyd221 sammyd221
23 sep 2020
Everybody asks who's the impostor. but nobody asks how's the impostor -
When you find an old photo of your mom and dad that you wish you could unsee.
DarthBoner DarthBoner
12 sep 2020
When you find an old photo of your mom and dad that you wish you could unsee.