When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested:
"If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
ChairManThe2nd_2021 ChairManThe2nd_2021
18 jan 2021
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested: "If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
showerfeelings
Shower Thoughts
A chess match between a mind reader and someone who can see the future would glitch the matrix.
THEOUTCAST THEOUTCAST
26 sep 2020
showerfeelings Shower Thoughts A chess match between a mind reader and someone who can see the future would glitch the matrix.
INO
That one kid in class:
INO That one kid in class:
My teacher left the room during a test so we all started sharing
answers. Then I look up and she was staring right at me
FUZEDAHOSTAGE FUZEDAHOSTAGE
24 apr
My teacher left the room during a test so we all started sharing answers. Then I look up and she was staring right at me
Dr
pped a car
rot on her face - Dropped a carrot on her face
StephZoo StephZoo
28 sep 2020
Dr pped a car rot on her face - Dropped a carrot on her face
The true rulers of the
Internet!
The true rulers of the Internet!
This is my cat Shadow. He is 13. found him in a tree when he was a kitten and we have been best friends since. - This is my cat Shadow. He is 13. I found him in a tree when he was a kitten and we have been best friends since. :)
Mizusaki Mizusaki
25 sep 2020
This is my cat Shadow. He is 13. found him in a tree when he was a kitten and we have been best friends since. - This is my cat Shadow. He is 13. I found him in a tree when he was a kitten and we have been best friends since. :)
Them: How much freedom do you really need?
Scarletbee Scarletbee
9 apr
Them: How much freedom do you really need?
aceswapping trump and biden produces one of the most british looking people imaginable
Codreanu Codreanu
15 oct 2020
aceswapping trump and biden produces one of the most british looking people imaginable
What school gives you to prepare yourself
Adulthood
ZayZay03 ZayZay03
8 oct 2020
What school gives you to prepare yourself Adulthood
Me re-creating an argument I had 5 hours ago with new and valid points
Bobcherry1 Bobcherry1
17 jun
Me re-creating an argument I had 5 hours ago with new and valid points
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
(2004)
TheRealOne02 TheRealOne02
18 may
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004)
gi
Here's another pick of my doge who I will pet as many times along with the cat depending on the likes on the other post - Here's another pick of my doge who I will pet as many times along with the cat depending on the likes on the other post 😔
gi Here's another pick of my doge who I will pet as many times along with the cat depending on the likes on the other post - Here's another pick of my doge who I will pet as many times along with the cat depending on the likes on the other post 😔
SOME STATISTICS:
100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
TishaJioner TishaJioner
3 mar
SOME STATISTICS: 100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys...
and she brought one from the street...
It's not it's suprise
Erios Erios
22 sep 2020
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys... and she brought one from the street... It's not it's suprise
kyliejenner
kyliejenner throwback
kendalljenner aren't we fighting?
125,077 likes Reply kyliejenner @kendalljenner yes but my titties are sitting nice in this pic
113.130 likes Reply
sad_asian_9160 sad_asian_9160
20 nov 2020
kyliejenner kyliejenner throwback kendalljenner aren't we fighting? 125,077 likes Reply kyliejenner @kendalljenner yes but my titties are sitting nice in this pic 113.130 likes Reply
L@> Bird
@BirdExecutive
Is your milkshake really worth it?
POOOOPOOOOPIG POOOOPOOOOPIG
24 sep 2020
L@> Bird @BirdExecutive Is your milkshake really worth it?
when I finally find the lighter that was in my hand
4 Th I
thebomee thebomee
24 nov 2020
when I finally find the lighter that was in my hand 4 Th I
10 year old me coming out of
the fitting room so my mom could see how the shirt fit
La_Chula La_Chula
24 nov 2020
10 year old me coming out of the fitting room so my mom could see how the shirt fit
sweet babey boy
lyn
MAMETCHI
im crying my ass off at this species of goat (gulabi) that is so beautiful and cute as a baby and then the adult is like
77.1K PM Nov 23, 2018
a thorn in the side of god
femboys when they're 18 vs when they're 30
memedealer775
26 sep 2020
sweet babey boy lyn MAMETCHI im crying my ass off at this species of goat (gulabi) that is so beautiful and cute as a baby and then the adult is like 77.1K PM Nov 23, 2018 a thorn in the side of god femboys when they're 18 vs when they're 30