When mom takes away my fidget spinner
The Reason I Have A Pistol.
Kleinon Kleinon
18 feb
When mom takes away my fidget spinner The Reason I Have A Pistol.
When you show someone something you're really proud of and they say "cool" and change the subject
When you show someone something you're really proud of and they say "cool" and change the subject
HIM: what ru coin
HER: just here in a tank top
HIM: send me pic
HER:
thelewdplaguedoctor thelewdplaguedoctor
4 dec 2020
HIM: what ru coin HER: just here in a tank top HIM: send me pic HER:
@cockyrapnews
NBA YOUNGBOY IS HAVING HIS 27TH CHILD, REPORTEDLY THE GOAL IS 50
@cockyrapnews NBA YOUNGBOY IS HAVING HIS 27TH CHILD, REPORTEDLY THE GOAL IS 50
Here's paw under an X-Ray
rearFunnywholesome rearFunnywholesome
27 sep 2020
Here's paw under an X-Ray
When you're waiting on the loading screen for 10 minutes and realise itSays "press any button to continue*
TLOU2ISAMAZING TLOU2ISAMAZING
27 jan 2021
When you're waiting on the loading screen for 10 minutes and realise itSays "press any button to continue*
New Jersey: Let's Legalize
Recreational Marijuana.
Oregon:
Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
New Jersey: Let's Legalize Recreational Marijuana. Oregon: Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
Florida Man stole Walmart clothes and secretly worked as cashier, he kept all the cash and made $2000 in four hours.
ig: @memepime @memepime2
Florida Man did get paid pretty good for a small walmart job
Gummbo Gummbo
20 nov 2020
Florida Man stole Walmart clothes and secretly worked as cashier, he kept all the cash and made $2000 in four hours. ig: @memepime @memepime2 Florida Man did get paid pretty good for a small walmart job
Director - Give me an expression that says "I just ate your butterfly collection, and I have 7 scented erasers in my butthole."
Willem Dafoe -
Director - Give me an expression that says "I just ate your butterfly collection, and I have 7 scented erasers in my butthole." Willem Dafoe -
AUTOPILOT
ENGAGED
Uh look! It says 'Autopilot Engaged'!
Good for him. I'm glad he found someone.
Larry_8 Larry_8
23 sep 2020
AUTOPILOT ENGAGED Uh look! It says 'Autopilot Engaged'! Good for him. I'm glad he found someone.
He wore a mask to protect others, be like cookie.
yumadd yumadd
1 oct 2020
He wore a mask to protect others, be like cookie.
luistg2012 luistg2012
24 sep 2020
WE USED TO THINK OF SEA TURTLES
The only way to live with a cat.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury
"I SEE U ARE DOIN A THING GUESS WHAT
IT IS TIME FOR ME
TO CATTE"
situary situary
27 sep 2020
The only way to live with a cat. thefingerfuckingfemalefury "I SEE U ARE DOIN A THING GUESS WHAT IT IS TIME FOR ME TO CATTE"
When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
FamGuy1 FamGuy1
28 may
When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas
University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
"Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. "Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
re don deployment and don't understand local customs
what's gonna happen to the goat?
re don deployment and don't understand local customs what's gonna happen to the goat?
Windu: what you want ram
Jango: Just take a little off the top
Windu: say no more
Windu: what you want ram Jango: Just take a little off the top Windu: say no more
LIFTING WEIGHTS MAKES WOMEN HUGE?
FALSE. CUPCAKES MAKE WOMEN HUGE.
Spongeboob64 Spongeboob64
25 may
LIFTING WEIGHTS MAKES WOMEN HUGE? FALSE. CUPCAKES MAKE WOMEN HUGE.
oaksy
texas confession
i've never seen snow irl
oaksy
i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years wtf
BA oaksy texas confession
i've never had a million dollars
davycrockpot43 davycrockpot43
27 sep 2020
oaksy texas confession i've never seen snow irl oaksy i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years wtf BA oaksy texas confession i've never had a million dollars
BB cstivorts
Kitten Bee
Atiny predator to hunt mosquitoes, aphids, and other pests for you! Keeps company with bumble bees and honey bees, purrs are very smol
B eskiworks:
BlueFandom BlueFandom
25 sep 2020
BB cstivorts Kitten Bee Atiny predator to hunt mosquitoes, aphids, and other pests for you! Keeps company with bumble bees and honey bees, purrs are very smol B eskiworks: