when mom said quit making that face or it'll stay that way but you didn't listen
this_app_blows this_app_blows
3 nov 2020
when mom said quit making that face or it'll stay that way but you didn't listen
This is Dirt. His coloration makes himb look like a dirty boy. I love you Dirt
This is Dirt. His coloration makes himb look like a dirty boy. I love you Dirt
merlins-superwholock: one-superwholock-to-rule-em-all; audreyii-fic:
where
Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time
Lord
*blames himself to get himseif out of trouble*
with himself
DoctorPines DoctorPines
24 aug 2020
merlins-superwholock: one-superwholock-to-rule-em-all; audreyii-fic: where Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time Lord *blames himself to get himseif out of trouble* with himself
Me about to say "happy 25th birthday" to the attractive, 45-year old recent divorce in the office
OsamaBinHarden OsamaBinHarden
30 dec 2020
Me about to say "happy 25th birthday" to the attractive, 45-year old recent divorce in the office
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
CrimsonSix CrimsonSix
25 sep 2020
Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys.
Watermelon sugar high'
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high' Watermelon sugar high Watermelon sugar high Watermelon sugar high
What happened when my cat was reunited with the basket he was brought home in...
what have you to my basket
banned_aid banned_aid
25 sep 2020
What happened when my cat was reunited with the basket he was brought home in... what have you to my basket
Some jokes just write themselves
Some jokes just write themselves
My cat as soon as I open any drawer in the house:
if
__zorak__ __zorak__
24 sep 2020
My cat as soon as I open any drawer in the house: if
So January is next year.. Next month..
and next week ?
Chickabo Chickabo
28 dec 2020
So January is next year.. Next month.. and next week ?
*Training the new employee at work*
"So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do"
@Gavinandstaceyreactions
*Training the new employee at work* "So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do" @Gavinandstaceyreactions
A FOOLISH MAN COMPLAINS ABOUT HIS TORN POCKET.
A WISE MAN USES IT TO SCRATCH HIS BALLS.
A FOOLISH MAN COMPLAINS ABOUT HIS TORN POCKET. A WISE MAN USES IT TO SCRATCH HIS BALLS.
Hello?
Yes, this is dog
2020) is ofically the last game on Wii.
tesetU300
23 sep 2020
Hello? Yes, this is dog 2020) is ofically the last game on Wii.
Me realizing i spent all of spring break playing video games again
honey honey
26 mar
Me realizing i spent all of spring break playing video games again
le Cunningham
today at the airport one of the drug dogs set off a false alarm and officers rushed over to find out the dog had alerted them for a piece of pizza. the handler just patted his head and goes
"it's okay buddy i know pizza always confuses you" and gave him his treat anyways
Luigi_Official_ Luigi_Official_
24 sep 2020
le Cunningham today at the airport one of the drug dogs set off a false alarm and officers rushed over to find out the dog had alerted them for a piece of pizza. the handler just patted his head and goes "it's okay buddy i know pizza always confuses you" and gave him his treat anyways
Me: "I don't need a grocery cart'
Me (6 mins later):
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
8 jan 2021
Me: "I don't need a grocery cart' Me (6 mins later):
Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you
cringy_len_oof cringy_len_oof
24 apr
Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you
if you ever feel like shit, just remember
Courteney Cox's hair in Scream 3
Courtenay
wow, what the fuck
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
16 nov 2020
if you ever feel like shit, just remember Courteney Cox's hair in Scream 3 Courtenay wow, what the fuck